Catch Harder

Hey! I'm Colby and I like guard~ CTJHS CG '09-'13 BKCG '15 

[readytogogetmeoutofmymind]

[thecatalier-deactivated20190510]

[skywulker-archive]

Out of the Emo trinity bands it’s so much easier being a Fob fan like MCR is broken up still and panic only has one original member left but like fob is just releasing music videos of them playing basketball with bad memes and like pete dyed his hair pink the other day. Like the worst fob thing going on is their merch

[fkaeros]

I work at a swim school and we occasionally have birthday parties. I over hear a conversation one of the kids had with their mom

Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.

Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**

Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?

Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.

Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?

Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.

Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?

Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.

Girl: lessions?

Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.

Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?

Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?

Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.

Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!

Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.

Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.

Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.

Mom: *starts dying laughing*

Me *starts dying laughing*

[thesaddest-clown]

unmUTE THIS

[guard-mama-heather]

simply-kaelynn cough whore

[shutupandspin]

[colbylikesguard]

HELLO YES I WORK WITH THIS GUARD

[misandry-mermaid]

Judge says mandatory sentence for man convicted of raping toddler too harsh, cuts prison time

LOS ANGELES — A man convicted of sexually assaulting a 3-year-old girl will see 10 years in prison — down from at least 25 — after a judge decided the minimum mandatory sentence was too much, and should be considered “cruel and unusual punishment.” According to the Register, the 3-year-old girl wandered into a garage where Kevin Jonas Rojan-Nieto was playing video games. The man became sexually aroused and assaulted the girl, KTLA reports.The judge felt that the circumstances surrounding the incident merited a different sentence. Kelly continued with the Register:  “Mr. Rojano did not seek out or stalk (the victim). He was playing video games and she wandered into the garage. He inexplicably became sexually aroused but did not appear to consciously intend to harm (the victim) when he sexually assaulted her,” the newspaper reported.

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[grandenchanterfiona]

Is there something we can do to get him a heavier sentence?

[colbylikesguard]

WHAT THE FUCK

[giraffepoliceforce]

[nizzlekicks]

i can’t beleive this

[michmoon]

IT IS 2015

[jhunnyplaysdamello]

I fucking quit

[trebleisnotmyforte]

stayoutoftreble ycameron80

[courrttnney]

damsonnelly

[willow]

*secretly having a mental breakdown because nothing is going right and all motivation is lost* :)

[whotookmysabre-deactivated20151]

Color guard advice #1

Your captains are your captains and no matter your age, your grade, or your experience there will never be a reason to disrespect them. They’ve obviously been given the position they’re in for a reason and just because you can’t see that doesn’t give you the right to disregard their authority.

Your guard is your family, and if you don’t already, it’s time to start treating them that way.

[ilovecharts]

The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany

[moyaofthemist]

[estebanwaseaten]

"In just six hours, the world’s deserts receive more energy from the sun than humankind consumes in a year. (x)

[thelittlenoctua]

I don’t care how many times I see this I will always reblog it

[ncrussell]

Stop spending money on war and lies and start spending it on ways to make this planet better.

[teded]

1. Vincent van Gogh was born on March 30, 1853, in Holland. He was named after his grandfather and his stillborn brother who died one year before Van Gogh was born.

2. Van Gogh was 27 years old when he painted his first piece.

3. When Van Gogh first began...

[sicklygrl]

no offense mom but i don’t want to exist anymore i want to disappear into the sky thanks for raising me

[devilscandy]

[phosphorescentt-deactivated2015]

this cat so pretty it has to be on a leash

[jedavu]

Breathtaking Wire Sculptures Capture the Fluidity of the Human Body

English artist Richard Stainthorp captures the beautiful energy and fluidity of the human body using wire. The life-sized sculptures feature both figures in motion and at rest, expressed in the form of large-gauged strands that are densely wrapped around and through one another. By doing this, he gives the work an undeniable presence. Stainthorp also allows the bent wires to shine by keeping their metallic appearance free from any obvious painting or additions.

[sleephing]

GOOD LORD 

[limsjaebeom]

[colbylikesguard]

I just started watching BrBa and I am obsessed