Colby King

Colby Taylor King. New to Los Santos, not new to the game. Hacker, sniper, demolitions. (Tatiana Maslany FC. Fake AH Crew/GTA V main verse/, RT/AH side verse. Check verses pages for more. Mun and Muse are both over 21)

[colbytking]

+ooc+

anyone out there?

I’m feeling bored. 

Wanna plot or just run about, lemme know. 

[rpstartersanskboxfillers]

Put "whisper" in my ask box and my muse will whisper one of these in your muse's ear:

1. “I love you.” 2. “I hate you.” 3. “I know you love me.” 4. “Don’t act like you love me when it’s so clear that you don’t.” 5. “Don’t make me threaten you.” 6. “Marry me.” 7. “You smell lovely.” 8. “I can be cruel if I have to.” 9. “I can’t wait to watch you burn.” 10. “You’re perfect.” 11. “You were a mistake.” 12. “I never loved you.” 13. “I loved you too much.” 14. “Look a parrot.” 15. “Kiss me.” 16. “Let’s get out of here.” 17. “It’s over.” 18. “Oh, its just beginning.” 19. “You can’t get rid of me that easily.” 20. “It’s now or never.”

[telekinetic-wonder]

This account is run by a very nervous mun who is more scared of you than you are of me.

[tokakiri-deactivated20140731]

Sentence Starters { Protective Version }

“Watch out!”

“You could have been killed!”

“Run! Hurry up, go!”

“Save yourself, I’ll hold them back.”

“Leave me here! Go! Hurry! I can handle it.”

“I promise I’ll make sure they don’t hurt you.”

“They better not have laid a damn finger on you or I’ll [insert threat].”

“I swear, if they so much as breathe next to you, I’ll knock them out.”

“I’m not leaving you here!”

“And let you get yourself killed?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Are you hurt anywhere?”

“I don’t trust him/her. They seem off.”

“I’m saying this for your own good!”

“Don’t worry. I’ll protect you.”

“I don’t want to lose you! You’re all I have left!”

[colbytking]

“Yea, you know me, I like making an entrance…” Colby went over to her upstairs closet and grabbed a flannel shirt, tossing it on and buttoning a couple buttons to preserve what little modesty she had left. 

“I actually just got out of the shower and was getting dressed when I heard the door open. Thought someone was being an idiot and trying to rob me. Figured I’d go the shock and awe method for taking them out.” The sarcasm is strong with this one. With a shrug, she goes to grab a mug and pour herself a cup of coffee. “Can I interest you in some caffeine while I go put some clothes on?” 

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        ray watched colby as she walked         to her closet, whistling low. 

                                               “WOW LOOK AT THAT ASS.”                                                    he  turned  back  to  the  counter                                                    he had  been  sitting  at,  playing                                                    with the gun colby  had  left.  he                                                    grinned widely at her, shrugging                                                    a    hoodie    covered    shoulder.

“YOU CAN KEEP THE CLOTHES OFF,”         he  said,  biting  at  his   finger   nails   and         waggling  an  eyebrow  at  her.  “and  yes,         i would love some coffee, col.”

[colbytking]

She can’t help but roll her eyes as she grabs another mug down for him and slides it his way. 

“Keep your eyes off the merchandise, mate. It’s a bit too much for mere mortal men. Be right back.” With a fond smirk, Colby slinks off, heading back downstairs towards her room to toss on a pair of jeans and a plain grey tanktop. Coming back upstairs, she takes her place at the counter again. 

“So, any clue when the big man is planning another heist, or are we just supposed to enjoy some down time for once?” 

[dominatrici-blog]

COLBY.

                ❝ if you wouldn't mind! It’s never too late for a drink, after all. ❞

[colbytking]

“No prob, you just want some of this whiskey I’m havin’, or do you want something else?” 

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{ colbytking } continued from here

Colby had forgotten that she had left her garage and elevator unlocked so that Ray could get in, and when she came out of the shower and heard the door to her apartment click she may have panicked.

Grabbing the closest gun, she climbed the stairs, staying close to the wall as she went, and peaked around the low railing, cursing the fact that she hadn’t at least tossed a shirt on over her bra and underwear.

When she saw it was Ray, she couldn’t help but release a huge sigh of relief, forgetting for a moment that she was only wearing lacy undies and carrying a pistol.

“Oh shit, I totally forgot you were coming over to grab that stuff. I nearly shot you.”

           ray whistled low, picking up his            overnight bag from where colby            had left it out for him. “damn, ma.            if you wanted to seduce me all you            had to do was mention it. no need            to put on a show for me.” 

                      ray leaned forward and plucked the                       pistol from colby’s hands, putting it                       on the counter. “what were you in the                       middle of even fucking doing? is there                       a dude back there getting his dick wet                       or something?”

[colbytking]

“Yea, you know me, I like making an entrance...” Colby went over to her upstairs closet and grabbed a flannel shirt, tossing it on and buttoning a couple buttons to preserve what little modesty she had left. 

“I actually just got out of the shower and was getting dressed when I heard the door open. Thought someone was being an idiot and trying to rob me. Figured I’d go the shock and awe method for taking them out.” The sarcasm is strong with this one. With a shrug, she goes to grab a mug and pour herself a cup of coffee. “Can I interest you in some caffeine while I go put some clothes on?” 

[queenlymusings]

                               I said ‘I love you’, you said ‘goodbye’                                everything  c h a n g e s  in the blink of an eye                                it’s been a while, I still carry the FLAME                                I wanna know if I’ll see you [ again ]

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[colbytking]

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[dominatrici-blog]

                                     ( ☇┊ colbytking.  )

[dominatrici-blog]

                    ❝             don’t you have a computer to hack or something? ❞ 

                                    She’s only half joking, don’t worry. 

[colbytking]

“Always, but you know, gotta take a break every now and again. Want a drink or somethin while I’m up?”

Ah the joys of modern living. Alcohol always on hand. And coffee. 

[colbytking]

texts from last night meme 2 (nsfw)

[text]: THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

[text]: I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

[text]: I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.

[text]: the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

[text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

[text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

[text]: They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

[text]: Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

[text]: I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

[text]: At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

[text]: You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

[text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman

[text]: someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

[text]: You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

[text]: Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

[text]: Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??

[text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

[colbytking]

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[hotlikealazer]

                   ❝ It’s a punk rock thing, it’s hard to explain. ❞ ► written by cash ► multiverse, multiship

[colbytking]

I am sorry of my inactivity, but I need a root canal soon, and the pain is making it very hard to concentrate on anything except that. The painkiller they gave me isn’t heavy duty enough to do much more than dull the pain, and so sleep is difficult as well. Yay. 

[colbytking]

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[exinspired-blog]

We all know how much ryan loves flirting with cameras

Please imagine fake ah crew ryan doing the same

Please imagine fahc ryan blowing kisses into security cameras and winking at reporters or people taking pictures of the crime scenes as they happen(probably just before shooting them or blowing them up

News helicopters on their tail as they escape through the air have lots of footage of him giving them bedroom eyes(sometimes through his skull mask–sometimes he takes it off) as they speed off in a helicopter of their own or just before they shoot them down

When they’re not going for stealth, gavin will replace video footage in banks and such with footage of flirty ryan(one store got a strip tease!  Another got that end card footage of ryan in the shower. Both were pretty awkward for gavin to receive because ryan sends them completely without warning or explanation.)

He winks during mugshots, undresses the people interrogating him with his eyes, whenever he’s in jail he’s overly friendly towards guards and prisoners who don’t bug him, he hits on whoever’s guarding his cell and whatever prisoners are near him–hell, a few well-seduced guards have probably let him out on at least one occasion.  (It’d been a good prison break strategy.)