I'm a shrimp

.••••.Shrimps do be cute tho 😳.••••. A swedish shrimp whom loves shrimp. Also drawing. 27y/o. ↓can be found here with most of my art↓ https://www.instagram.com/coldhearted_helix/ Side TF blog: Shockwaves-tiddy

[fu-boss]

Real life Road Runner

[sahonithereadwolf]

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

[dancing-crow]

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

[rokkazu]

does anyone else feel me. can anyone hear me in here.

[rokkazu]

do you see the issue now

[yenthecat]

Lobter time.....

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[abysswarlock]

[northisnotup]

[clonehub]

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

[once-a-lurker]

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

[clonehub]

[pride-knightess]

choking a girl's dick is known to improve mental health btw

[pride-knightess]

ON. ON a girl's dick.

I can't stress enough ON.

[pride-knightess]

No!!!!

[pride-knightess]

😭

[iicaru2]

my personal favorite contribution.

[pride-knightess]

This post is going on my tombstone.

[slavery]

Sex is so gross I’m just gonna keep welding

[slavery]

[valdevia]

November 15, 2021. A new dwarf planet has been discovered in our solar neighbourhood. It was given the provisional name Xipe Totec. It has gone unnoticed due to its small size and complex orbit, but it recently passed close enough for this first image to be captured.

[valdevia]

August 7, 2022. Xipe Totec has completed an unexpectedly close orbit of the Earth, grazing its Roche radius. Tidal waves are expected in the coming days. Authorities are warning not to approach the falling debris that was torn from the planet by Earth’s gravity.

[valdevia]

May 30, 2023. Concerns are mounting worldwide as flesh organisms grow unchecked. Seeds that fell on Earth during close encounter with the living planetoid Xipe Totec appear to be fusing and consuming everything around them. Large swaths of the ocean floor being covered in flesh may lead to ecological disaster, warns biologist.

[valdevia]

Controlled fires are being deployed to slow down the growth of the flesh superorganism that is quickly taking over large areas of land around the planet, consuming all organic matter.

Though the measure is proving ineffective at curbing the spread, it may buy Earth some time.

[valdevia]

The uncontrolled advance of the superorganism spawned from planetoid Xipe Totec already claims millions of lives worldwide and untold property damage.

Leaders warn "worst is yet to come" as large populations crowd the increasingly shrinking habitable surface of our planet.

[valdevia]

Last remnants of humanity watch powerless from the International Space Station as the final pockets of the Earth's surface are consumed.

Our planet is now an anchor for Xipe Totec, the alien organism we were powerless against, as it continues spreading throughout the cosmos.

[valdevia]

That marks the end of the Xipe Totec series! Thanks a lot for reading :)

It's a little bittersweet to finish it, I love this silly flesh planet and creating these gross meat textures. So who knows? I might come back to this concept in the future, maybe following some straggler humans who are trying to live on the meat planet? As always, stay tuned!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[nim-lock]

three shrups and a shrowl

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[toskarinfr]

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

[toskarinfr]

getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context

[were--ralph]

i wonder what it is about Bowser that like half the population grew up thinking "I need him"

[were--ralph]

something about this just oozes raw sexual desire and i can't pinpoint why but its true

[were--ralph]

Are/were you sexually attracted to Bowser

Yes

Yes (heterosexual option)

No

No (not sexually attracted to anyone option)

Voting ended onApr 22

[were--ralph]

Are/were you sexually attracted to Bowser [Nuance Edition]

Yes

Yes (heterosexual option)

Yes (not sexually attracted to anyone option)

Yes (Lesbian option)

No but i get it

No not at all

No (Lesbian option)

No (Hetero option)

No (not sexually attracted to anyone option)

No (I actually would but I'm too afraid to admit it)

No and i think it's weird

Voting ended onApr 22

obviously this is biased towards monster fuckers who follow me so idk spread it around and get a better spread

[christianstepmoms]

I'm sorry for how I've been acting today I drank two bisexual monsters and I became a third

[rolodextra]

i like this post so much i printed it out and put it on my fridge

[christianstepmoms]

Dog I'm on somebody's fridge and they don't even follow me.

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

wjhat if we accidemtally kissed 😍🤣🙊 and tgen we 😋 ...died !

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

from th e chemical's

[roadkillromance]