I'm a shrimp

.••••.Shrimps do be cute tho 😳.••••. A swedish shrimp whom loves shrimp. Also drawing. 27y/o. ↓can be found here with most of my art↓ https://www.instagram.com/coldhearted_helix/ Side TF blog: Shockwaves-tiddy

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[were--ralph]

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

[anteroom-of-death]

As a passionate vampire fucker, that's part of the thrill. I'm so tired and weak, just perfect for being taken advantage of.

[were--ralph]

and you guys called me weird for fucking a pineapple

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[decapod-of-the-day]

Decapod of the day: Alpheus armatus | Red Snapping Shrimp

[holdyourthroat]

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

[dogpuppy]

Me when my asshole itches and I’m on the moon

[the-east-art]

Useful image for when your internet friends have rain in their cities and you don’t

[queen-zigzag]

[twiggy-boy]

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO

[overjustic3]

Reminder that no matter how horny you think the Warframe fanbase is, the devs are always hornier.

[herpsandbirds]

[worldendlobster]

microbes

[teathattast]

[bunjywunjy]