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WOW that is a lot of my friends and peers getting banned within seconds of each other

uh

i have an emergency bsky account and another personal bsky that you can message me for if we're mutuals

the only other thing i can think of that i use is steam so add me there if you're down! oh right and my discord (just queenzigzag) of course almost forgot

and heres a link to my old pinned why not

#i dont want to lose all my cool blogging buddies #so lets have some redundancies

dragongirlsnout

Fuuuck almost outta space

dragongirlsnout

all better!

krafterwrites

I'm genuinely crying right now

ashiffriend

danganronpa if it was good

kurgy

came across a no commentary playthrough of this game in my recommendeds and i was unfamiliar but enraptured by the beautiful pixel art and oceanic scenery i loved from the time so i put it on while i loaded up the tablet. good lord

kurgy

like alright man!! what is that

mlarayoukai

ouhgg

sandmandaddy69

natalieironside

One time I was standing around outside with some ppl (idr what we were doing) and I was very very sleepy so I did a big dramatic yawn like a kitty cat.

And this lady came out of the group, very angry, amd shouted at me: "Hey! Cover your fucking mouth when you do that!"

I (1) had never before been told that one ought to cover one's mouth when one yawns and (2) was much too sleepy to conduct discourse on the matter, so I in socratic fashion replied ". . . What?"

And then she said a sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said: "If you yawn without covering your mouth again, I will report you for sexual harassment."

To which I retorted: ". . . What?"

And she narrowed her eyes at me suspicious-like and said "I know what you're trying to do" and she walked away and I never saw her again.

To this day I wonder what indescretion I'm meant to have committed. Do I yawn hornily? Did I put too much cunt in my yawn and so got mistaken for some sort of yawn fetishist? I Do Not Know.

bitchautism

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

HOLY SHIT

IT'S REAL???

one of the most powerful tools you have at your disposal is the ability to be normal about stuff. be normal about sex. be normal about bodies. be normal about sex work. be normal about peoples kinks. and then, most importantly, when someone gets prudish, or puritanical, or conservative, recognize that you are the normal one in the conversation, and act like it.

"You think she should be ashamed? that's weird man. why do you care so much. You think that's gross? okay... kinda weird that you care though. you found out about her kinks? what are you, like, stalking her or something? what, you think her job sucks 'cause it involves sex? what's it got to do with you? you're really obsessed with other people man, it's kinda creepy."

the duality of shame and normalcy is not static. you get to decide what is normal and what is shameful, and you can do it by your own standards. If you let someone else make that decision for you, you're ceding more ground than you could possibly know.

important-cat-pics

i-am-a-garganacl

@kittybroker I NEEDS THIS STUPID GOOBER, HOW MUCH!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

kittybroker

Clean and tidy kitty all soaped up and ready to be sold to the market! Get this sudsy goober for only $5.80 today!

barneycalhounslutmoments

remember when this site had the funnymen. the tumblr funnymen. there was that bald guy

babyfawnlegs

sometimes i think i see him but then it turns out to just be a regular bald guy

toacaldoric

This guy?

babyfawnlegs

is that the onceler

gondorrevealparty

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them