up on melancholy hill

jarrod | umaine | gay | aries

[oldergod-deactivated20191130]

bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[accras]

Angela Bassett celebrating her 60th birthday

[ohboydonald]

She looks 40

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

celebrating her what

[huffylemon]

doctor: *takes my temperature*

doctor: *doesn’t tell me what my temperature was*

me:

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[pumpkin-doggos]

the hill house when the crain family moves in: 

[lacerot]

[lonelybus]

cinematic parallels 

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

[softestvirgil]

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

[what-even-is-thiss]

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

[blueberryymacadamia]

love simon came out this year hhh

[mintedwitcher]

Black Panther came out this year too

[mossdealer]

[benisaconfusedbiguy-deactivated]

i swear this year was like 5 years long or something

[nuka-rockit]

someone: ugh i hate that the romance with the LI of my choice ends in a fade to black :/

me, having violent flashbacks to Dragon Age: Origins’ awkward campfire fucking: you know actually i dont mind that

[lagonegirl]

[jewishdragon]

[themoontookourvibe]

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

[unclefather]

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit