[coldfunyun]

good evening!! john still won’t give me hints about my birthday presents!!

[furbyaesthetic]

cat names: zoe, bianca, oreo

dog names: toby, rusty, goldie

furby names: brick, chuck testosterone, topsteak, rc truck driver, 19th century art essay, high fructose corn syrup

[coldfunyun]

@anothersellout um excuse me sir, mind if i 🥰🥰🥰

[coldfunyun]

kinda rude that no one told me bless you after i sneezed

[hcneysuck1e]

tiny hearts generate above my head when i think of u

[myliittledove]

Baby cows meeting each other for the first time 

source

[craigslits]

[coldfunyun]

let’s all bully @anothersellout until he tells me what my birthday surprise is

[websafecolored]

[dizzyscientistmovd-deactivated2]

i’m literally about to become evil okay so watch out

[coldfunyun]

me? sleepy at all hours of the day

[coldfunyun]

thank you 2 paramore

[quiltedfishes]

nooo jolene please dont take him just because you can aha

[oatbee]

do dogs know that they’re cute?

[alrajeh-blog-blog]

‏meet me in my dreams tonight and stay there for a while

[dio-archive]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[bassiter]

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I Wanna Dance With Somebody by Whitney Houston except you’re in the bathroom at a very noisy house party where you don’t know anyone well enough. You don’t really need to be in here, but you want an excuse to be away from the crowd so you just wash your hands repeatedly and pace.

requested by @hanukkahsolo