my horses are many

noah, bad omens, good heart. gh: internvlbleed

[dickwizardsupreme]

unfollow x

[dickwizardsupreme]

i feel like i took a bottle of tequila to the head, send help.

[nopantsclub]

Happy 12th birthday to my son @dickwizardsupreme u earned an hour of neopets tonight

[doctorfreak]

this is absolutely sending me

[dickwizardsupreme]

happy birthday to one of my favourite people in the world, thankful for you and how you've become family over the last year. i love you and i hope it's a good birthday, lets do shots tonight

i love you so much (even when you make your kids name impossible for me to guess 🤡) and thank you for forever being my mentor/best friend/inspiration. here’s to another year of making you proud. 🥺🖤

[strippercage]

hey @dickwizardsupreme I could write the longest list of things to say about you for Halloween, but I’m sure it’s all things I’ve said a hundred times over to you already. you’ve been a constant in my life for every single thing! the good moments and even the worst ones have all been spent with you, and I couldn’t have ever asked for a better partner in crime to go through everything with. you are without a doubt theeeee funniest person I have ever met in my life (sorry to Matt) and you make me laugh more than I ever have with anyone else. you love on deeper levels than just about anyone, and you care even harder than that about the people you love. you’re the most passionate person about the things you want to achieve in life and I love that so much about you. watching you succeed this far and life and knowing that it’s only the beginning makes me the happiest person in the world, especially knowing I’m here for the ride too. you’re my best friend above all else but you’re also the love of my whoooole life! isn’t that crazy to think about? the fact that I have loved you my whole fucking life, maybe even in another one before that! that’s the craziest thought in the world to me sometimes, that it’s always been you. it’s always been me and you no matter what. you are my favorite person in the whole fucking world, but don’t tell the Ruffilo’s it’s our little secret. thank you for loving me the way you do, and even more so for letting me be the person that gets to love you back. wedding dresses with sneakers and vampire fangs in the back yards of our parents houses aside, I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life celebrating Halloween with you, you weenie 💛

[dickwizardsupreme]

if you see me crying over selene’s birthday post, mind your business.

[dickwizardsupreme]

scorpio season is here, welcome to your nightmare. <3

[dickwizardsupreme]

@clevelandboy: i’m saving all my drinking for 1. the reception 2. my birthday :)

[dickwizardsupreme]

i need to start ✨pounding✨ gatorade in preparation for the amount of tears that will be cried over this weekend.

[clevelandboy]

i can’t forget you’re the reason i punched a hole in the wall back home.

[dickwizardsupreme]

...... hey.

[dogalmighty]

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

[durbikins]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

if you x ray an orange tabby cats head you just find one if these instead of a brain

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Could an vaccinated person do this? *dies of illness I could have got treated for at Walmart*

[arbane235]

Do it again!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*dies again to raucous applause*

[regularlesbian]

Just like jesus

[hereos]

There’s a vaccine for crucifixtion?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[ysabelmystic]

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

[martianaviator]

Purgatory