Higher Further Faster

Brie. If i'm allergic to cats am i allergic to flerkens? pegasusvvings

[undomestication]

trying this new thing where I make my decisions based on “common sense” and not my prophetic visions & omens

[racingbarakarts]

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

[racingbarakarts]

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

[goosefanblogarchived]

that lisa frank apartment is like something out of my childhood dreams and i need to stay there immediately

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[goosefanblogarchived]

I hope the influx of porn blogs that followed me are enjoying my quality content before I take the time to block them all

[valtsv]

if there is a raised flat surface i will find a way to hoist my little body up onto it and swing my legs back and forth cheerfully and there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me but if you still want to try then prepare to get kicked in the face as i do battle with the combined forces of gravity and my lack of upper body strength

[africant]

[storyoflight]

[zombeesknees]

#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery  #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN  #pls and thnk u

[tenderwiki]

does one have to “be okay”? is it not enough to simply, be “feral” and “sleepless”?

[polargeist-deactivated20251013]

"So, I’ve made a Kirby artisan keycap"

[polargeist-deactivated20251013]

i had to post this because im losing my mind over square kirby

[polargeist-deactivated20251013]

absolutely wonderful

[goosefanblogarchived]

It’s a little cold so I’ve activated burrito mode and refuse to come back out. 

[holtsprecinct]

+

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[gxnya]

quick shoutout to the friend I had in middle school who, upon hearing that my stepdad didn’t allow me to use our home computer, would PRINT out entire twilight fanfics, staple them together like a book, and bring them to school for me

[boymounter]

if i saw a ring of mushrooms i would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage i see

[boymounter]

rip to people who don’t want to be wed to the fairy queen but i’m different

[dizzyscientistmovd-deactivated2]

i’m literally about to become evil okay so watch out

[dailymarvel]