i was literally IN THE BUILDING as this was happening but we couldn’t go see it bc we were in line to either meet cody, rhea, or damian ughhhshehhevf ill never forgive myself
A List of Things That Are Canon from BTE That You're Starting to Forget About (Part 4)
Because they put it out into the world and the internet is forever.
Matt Jackson drank John Silver's cum (disguised as coffee creamer during an arc when the Dark Order were harassing the Young Bucks out of jealousy about Hangman the desire to overtake the BTE channel - he said it tasted very nice).
Matt Jackson also drank Matt Hardy's pee during a parody of WWE drug-testing Jeff Hardy but releasing him before the test results came back (it is assumed the results were clean).
Matt actually has tried alcohol before (he had a sip of Hangman's beer in episode 190 and promptly spit it out).
According to Hangman, Nick has a weak scrotum.
Matt thinks 'AF' stands for 'Amen, Father.'
During the pandemic, Kenny stole the entire Elite's store of toilet paper and Hangman moved to the woods so he could stay safe and shout 'Boobs!' unimpeded.
Matt Hardy has 12 distinct personalities and all of them are babyfaces.
Dark Order tried to recruit Marko with the promise of candy (Lucha showed up to tell him not to take candy from perverts).
Lucha gave Jack and Marko the sex talk.
Because of his height and demeanor, Mr. Brodie Lee thought John Silver was a kid.
Evil Uno spent 1 million dollars on a life-sized cutout of Mr. Brodie Lee so he could have it watch him sleep at night.
The Medusa (legendary female wrestler) turned Kenny and Hangman to stone once.
Matt Hardy tricked the Young Bucks into signing an extremely toxic lease on a locker room in Daily's Place where they had to pay him every time they slapped their legs.
Eddie Kingston thinks there's too much focus on kissing in the Dark Order.
Trent ate two of the Diablo Chips and promptly vomited.
One time, during a mustard-throwing competition for the BTE belt, Nick Jackson promised Trent and Silver that if they got the mustard in the bowl in the next two shots, he would PayPal them $1000 (the competition had been going on for a long time and the Bucks had a flight to catch). John Silver got it on the second throw and the room exploded as Nick sent him the one grand.
Matt Jackson tried to talk to Hangman after Matt Hardy told him that he was the one who sent the hateful text from Hangman's phone, but saw how the Dark Order were cheering with him and how Hangman was happier than he'd been in years, and decided to just walk away.
Orange Cassidy drinks a glass of wine after shows at Daily's Place.
Wheeler Yuta often got choked out by Kris Statlander just because before he was the whipping boy for Death Riders, he was whipping boy for Best Friends.
Brandon Cutler ran into CD's (rental) car in the parking lot, much to the delight of the Young Bucks (and CD himself once he got promised the dent would get buffed out).
The Good Brothers were often late to run-outs because they were jacking off in the bathroom.
Dark Order tripped off HELLA acid one time by accident. During Hangman's 'bad trip,' he considered going after the AEW Men's Heavyweight championship for the very first time.
The Mustache-Era Elite was Kenny's idea and he was exceptionally upset when the Bucks shaved their mustaches.
Dark Order gifted Hangman his purple rose ring gear.
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