Collab Cruise Gossip

It's Kingsley and Tyler! Here to bring out the hater and fangirl within each and every one of you. Strap in, you are in for a treat! Submit us photos, or tweets! Ask us anything to spark up discussion! *Disclaimer, please don't take anything on this blog to heart. If you have an issue don't hesitate to message me off anon and tell me what's up, loves!

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LASERCORN AND MARI ARE A THING

Wait…what? What! Well, let’s hope this one doesn’t screw up the Smosh Games group.

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I thought Todette was the mushroom chick from Mario Cart? Plus that artist bitch is hot but can't cook for shiet.

No, that was Toad you knowledgeable shit. But you still impregnated her.

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Who's who if they all were in Harry Potter?

Harry is Felix

Ron is Tanner

Hermonie (shit spelling) is Odette

Draco is def Brandy or Charlie

and the rest are random as students

BYEEEEEE

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Evie's prime competition in dance is here and, not only that, she's younger and really cute. I bet Evie feels her little sister position is being threatened. I can't imagine what would happen if Maddie gets really close with Kalel.. Kalel's one of the only people Evie trusts.

Honey, I personally believe that Evie will always be the little sister here and besides, Maddie's competition is Autumn fucking Miller...so if she's coming here then there's going to be deep shit.

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Everyone is thrown into the Hunger Games. Who is who?

Katniss is Freya

Peeta is Dan

Gale is Scott? (idk)

and that's it so far.

ooc: I don't know much about the hunger games so..shoot me - admin m dawg..also gifs are a bitch so sass tyler

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Word is that Tina is jealous now because Maddie is here and Maddie and Evie are close. I mean, Tina just got to meet Evie for the first time and they were really getting along but now? Who knows!

Pleasee, I'm sure Tina isn't jealous! I mean she's Tina, the one that writes fanfictions about touching butts for goodness sakes. I'm sure she's not the jealous sort.

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What? Todette? No. I don't even like that hick.

Bitch, shut up. We all know you love to ride that cowboy.

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I am secretly jealous of them! #gonnastealdatchild

You better not! I'm going to be watching you, ya lil shit.

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You forgot one couple. Me and Happiness.

Praise.

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Feelings about the new girl so far? I know we don't have much on her, but if you had to guess, what do you think she's like?

Which one? We have so many!

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Well sorry that we aren't perfect like Todette *ugh*

Alex, baby. You are beautiful. But have you seen Tanner and Odette? Probably two of the most gorgeous motherfuckers on the planet.

Your kids are hella cute, though.

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Give your honest opinion about all the couples here (including Blake/Lilith cause yolo)

Todette - I feel like you can't be on the cruise and not ship them. They're perfect, and their child is gonna be hella beautiful.

Salex - Honestly, I love them, but sometimes they wear me out. Not saying that drama isn't amazing, but it hurts me to see them threaten to break up and divorce a bunch of times.

Melix - Like Todette. They're flawless, and their baby is going to be flawless. I squeal whenever I see their cuteness.

Kalanthony - I love them so much, I just wish we got to see more of them lately. I miss their cuteness.

Juggey - Super adorable. The best part is that Michael's this loud and angry guy, but he loves Lindsay so much and is so caring and sweet to her. Plus they're hilarious.

Charlith - TERRIBLE. JUST TERRIBLE. CHARLIE, GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE. #killcharlie2k14

Blandy (HA) - Brandy's super manipulative, and that makes me worried for Blake. Though, I shouldn't be, because Lilith is probably going to kill her. #killbrandy2k14

Lilake - God, they've made us wait so long, those fuckers. Like 10 months, or some shit? At least we know they both love each other.

Mandon - I feel like they got together too quickly, after like 2 conversations. We haven't seen much from them at all.

Kitdon - They would be so cute together, but Landon's being a stubborn asshole. He needs to just put aside his anger and be there for Kit in her hard time.

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What is your thoughts on Nero?

I've literally seen him do next to nothing. He hasn't been here long enough for me to form an opinion.

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Well. In the future who do you ship Phil with?

I ship him with learning to survive without a relationship. Be happy, motherfucker! Too much sadness.

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What is going on with Marzia and this baby thing? It's everywhere!

She's preggo, bitch. Felix is the daddy.

I heard when he found out he was like "I'M GONNA FUCK THAT PREGNANT BELLY YO".

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Are you like, the Tingsley lovechild cause you are killin me with these ask replies, good jesus.

ooc: omg thank you so much i'm squealing

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Do you think Alex is more protective of Julia now she is here?

I think so. I think he's worried about her getting hurt again, and since he's here with her, he thinks it's his responsibility to protect her.