Make me a cup of tea and we can be friends.

Alethia | 20 | Chaotic Nuetral Insta:Alethia_k

[nakamotens]

ten :: take off: character analysis

[cloud-etudes]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

[funkyness]

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[maomao-the-cat]

You forgot to mention that the guns are sisters that dress like cowboys for no good reason, and the fact that they’re ex-criminals who used their ability to transform into weapons to commit crimes. Kid got them put on probation specifically so he could use them because of his aforementioned obsession with symmetry.

[vantasarcastic]

they dress like cowboys and theyre not even from the west or the south!!! theyre from fucking!!! brooklyn!!!!

[shock]

WE AS A SPECIES DON’T SPIN ENOUGH

stop what you’re doing and spin in a circle NOW

everyone would be happier if we spinned

So SPIN

Break THEIR CONTROL

[shock]

wine drunk me is a genius as always

[justjasper]

cat doesn’t want to get out of nice warm bath [x]

[colonelgathers-deactivated20160]

The towel on the head is what kills me forever, too precious.

[flootzavut]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS GIFSET FOR MONTHS.

[theswampboyz]

Always reblog

[the-memedaddy]

[kreuzader]

friends: you literally laugh at everything what the fuck

me: no I don’t

also me: guys this image is so funny

[arthurian]

Books I’ve Read ⟶ The Wicked King - Holly Black

Once upon a time, there was a human girl stolen away by faeries, and because of that, she swore to destroy them.

[catchymemes]

[al-fletcher]

this is a new take on the cask of amontillado

[palpamemes]

If you haven’t seen the .gif

[sonoanthony]

How you miss the most important part 

[gaelgarcia]

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019) dir. Jon Watts

[kim-jisoo]

[theshitneyspears]

wholesome tiktok

[flospughsadadad-deactivated2021]

Brie Larson as Carol Danvers in Captain Marvel (2019)

[ngutu-deactivated20190127]

not to flex but i never saw la la land

[sakura-haruka]

[nouveauricheprincess-blog]

c’mon it wasn’t THAT bad

     -gandhi