Constantly cRINGING

((Part of The Mun Project. Read about the cherubs here! optionally read this and despair))

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> For the first time in ages, you wake up and don't see a hate note by your sarswapagus.

Then you read back through your blog and figure out why, but it still felt kind of nice!

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magic!non anon: for the next 24 hoUrs yoU can only say good things aboUt collapse, UnambigUoUsly-- no backhanded insUlts, no half hearted compliments, only trUe, forced sincerity.

> You...

You guess maybe you'll keep quiet.

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uracilumbrage replied to your post “uracilumbrage replied to your post “Sorry for all the worry. I’m quite...”

yoU woUld be so lUcky.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU WOULDN'T AcTUALLY DO A THING THEN. PASSIVE SAcK OF SHIT. NO WONDER YOU GOT ALONG.

gentlemanlyulterior replied to your post “Sorry for all the worry. I'm quite alright. But I do appreciate your concern.”

Because if you do I will hunt down your dreamself and kill it. And then only your lovely sister will remain.

GOOD LUcK FINDING THE BASTARD. I HAVEN'T YET.

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uracilumbrage replied to your post “Sorry for all the worry. I'm quite alright. But I do appreciate your concern.”

woUld the punishment of a fUlly realized god of space and proficient magic User be enoUgh?

PUNISHMENT? LIKE WHAT, KILLING ME?

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Sorry for all the worry. I'm quite alright. But I do appreciate your concern.

GIVE ME A REASON NOT TO DELETE THIS.

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i was unable to get to sleep, but i think that's alright. i had exCellent Company.

thank you so muCh, Calliope.

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pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: i’...

SHH. DON’T SPEAK NOW. JuST LET IT GO. LET IT GO. BECOME ONE WITH THE WIND AND SKYYYY. LET IT GO. LET IT GO. DON’T EVER LET EM SEE YOu CRYYYY.

knowingoverseer replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: i’...

possibly. okay, as for lUllabys we coUld send yoU some from yoUtUbe.

um

thank you.

> You suppose... maybe they care, too. They're trying to help, after all.

Or maybe they just want you gone. That's what he would tell you, isn't it?

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pseudoumbrage replied to your post: i’m sorry to bother everyone, but Coul...

I COuLD SERENADE YOu. OR SING YOu A LuLLABY.

um. that would be very niCe of you, but this is, um. text.

knowingoverseer replied to your post: i’m sorry to bother everyone, but Coul...

do yoU sleep at the soUnd of yoUr name?

i guess i do, but... isn't that dangerous...?

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i'm sorry to bother everyone, but Could someone please help me fall asleep?

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> He's gone by now, isn't he? He's gone, and he's the only person who--

No. No, maybe he... He never did care. Your brother was right.

Who would care? WHY would anyone care about you?

You wish you could disappear.

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pseudoumbrage replied to your post: pseudoumbrage replied to your post: O...

SHH. HE WILL BE FINE. (I KNOW THIS. I KNOW EVERYTHING. )

nnfonodfhnonfdo

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pseudoumbrage replied to your post:

OH NO IT’S A CuTE.

please fdib't let him no onononono

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> You find a note from your brother today.

It says, "I TOLD YOU NOBODY cARED."

You fold it and keep it on your desk, then scroll silently through your dashboard.

You wish it would be easier not to believe him.

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I. WELL OF cOURSE THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FOLLOWERS IF THEY’RE STILL HERE.

BUT MOSTLY, WHAT I MEAN IS I cAN’T FATHOM WHO WOULD WANT TO PUT UP WITH US FOR SO LONG.

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WHAT? THAT’S RIDICuLOuS. IF YOu’RE REALLY THAT BAD AND YOu WANT THEM TO LEAVE, THEN YOu’D POST REGuLARLY, NOT LEAVE. IF YOu LEAVE, PEOPLE WILL SIMPLY FORGET ABOuT YOuR BLOG, OR WONDER WHERE YOu’VE GOT TO. THEY’RE NOT GOING TO uNFOLLOW YOu.

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TELL THAT TO MY SISTER.