𓏵 . . . Greetings, dearest customer! Welcome to the maid café, where all our alter packs are made with love ♡ ! If it’s to help a fragment, or form someone new entirely, we’re here to help!
𓏵 . . . We take requests for alter packs, and mainly enjoy making introjects, however, brainmades are ok too! They may take longer however σ(￣、￣〃) We are also a steal a headmate blog! Steal away!!
𓏵 . . . we are accepting of all! (except proshippers..(￢_￢;)) Willo, endo, and traumagenic systems are ALL welcome!! We are accepting of radqueer identities, but do not include them in our packs due to a lack of knowledge. Gomenasorry！！
𓏵 . . . We are participating in bah fight on team hope! Our very long wishlist is here!
𓏵 . . . We are currently doing this ask game !!
𓏵 . . . Under the cut is our mod intros, boundaries, anon tags, lists, and template!
𓏵 Your waiters for today include . . .
♡ Sweetheart
♡ Sheep
♡ Nepeta
𓏵 Café rules！
𓏵 . . . You are allowed to DM us for requests instead of putting them in our ask box ! No worries ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)
𓏵 . . . DO NOT SPAM REQUEST!!! You may send multiple DIFFERENT requests one after the other, but you may not spam the same request over and over.
𓏵 . . . We will do (almost) any requests! There are specific sources we won’t accept (most likely due to lack of knowledge), but otherwise, request away!! We also accept controversial sources, as we have a few fictives from controversial places as well (＾＾#)
𓏵 . . . Please let us know if there’s anything specific you DON’T want in the pack, as we might occasionally feel generous and add something unasked for. Alongside this, if we don’t have ideas for a specific thing, we will not include it.
@collectivecafe TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE WE!! ARE!! HYPERFIXATING!! ON!! PINK!!
so for @bah-fight our first attack is against YOU!! with a fictive that we have on our wishlist too!! (you'd better attack back with the same one /silly)
sexual and romantic ids — ;; lesbian (for the ghost), pan and hypersexual (for the body), sys4sys (they prefer to date other systems)
personality description — ;; Pink is plural, split into the ghost (Maddy) and the Darkner Body (Mewmew). Maddy is easily agitated, angry at the world, but euphoric after having finally realised her gender identity. She can be erratic and violent , but also goofy, silly and protective towards her family especially. Mewmew is sweet, caring, loving and a hopeless romantic.
favourite songs and genres — ;; “Cutie Mew Mew Magic, by Toby Fox” and “Pretty Girl, by Clairo”
signoffs — ;; ~mew
system roles — ;; socialiser, protector
favourite exomemories — ;; coming out as trans to Mettaton and Napstablook and being accepted unconditionally (Maddy) and meeting the lightners and falling in love (Mewmew)
three icons — ;;
alterhuman identities — ;; transkitty
front triggers — ;; feeling gender dysphoria (makes you feel more euphoric)
@collectivecafe TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY DAY BECAUSE WE!! ARE!! HYPERFIXATING!! ON!! PINK!!
so for @bah-fight our first attack is against YOU!! with a fictive that we have on our wishlist too!! (you'd better attack back with the same one /silly)
sexual and romantic ids — ;; lesbian (for the ghost), pan and hypersexual (for the body), sys4sys (they prefer to date other systems)
personality description — ;; Pink is plural, split into the ghost (Maddy) and the Darkner Body (Mewmew). Maddy is easily agitated, angry at the world, but euphoric after having finally realised her gender identity. She can be erratic and violent , but also goofy, silly and protective towards her family especially. Mewmew is sweet, caring, loving and a hopeless romantic.
favourite songs and genres — ;; “Cutie Mew Mew Magic, by Toby Fox” and “Pretty Girl, by Clairo”
signoffs — ;; ~mew
system roles — ;; socialiser, protector
favourite exomemories — ;; coming out as trans to Mettaton and Napstablook and being accepted unconditionally (Maddy) and meeting the lightners and falling in love (Mewmew)
three icons — ;;
alterhuman identities — ;; transkitty
front triggers — ;; feeling gender dysphoria (makes you feel more euphoric)
Sincerest apologies for all of the Tetro ones GAH… WE DONT SUPPORT VON WE DONT SUPPORT VON..also yes this is long I KNOW!!!WE’RE GREEDY(13/34 of these are for fragmentsok shut up)
⟣ 17776 subsystem (Jupiter + Nine + Ten)
⟣ Alice - Alice in Wonderland
⟣ Anyone to help with playing Lobotomy Corp. or just a really good manager
⟣ Anyone with the Chaperone role
⟣ Aqua - Deltarune
⟣ Bridget - Guilty Gear Strive
⟣ Chocola (Chore Doer) - Nekopara
⟣ Conceptive of laying in a hospital bed (pink themed..! And maybe stars too..?)
⟣ Denden Misao - Tetro BLUE
⟣ Ikeda Daiki - Tetro BLUE
⟣ Isoda Mion - Tetro BLUE
⟣ Kamimura Kazutoshi - Tetro PINK
⟣ Kira - Limbus Company
⟣ Lamplady Swansong/Beforus Vriska - Homestuck
⟣ Lee - Ribbon Rabbit Dark Web
⟣ Mami - Ribbon Rabbit (Merrigo)
⟣ Multipack/Subsystem of the 7 (8 counting Pink) Deltarune flowers
hi! can we request a food combo of kokichi ouma from danganronpa v3? totally fine to deny if you don't know much abt it! and thank you!
Hello! We are unfortunately denying this order due to a *slight* lack of knowledge and a *less slight* lack of ideas… I hope you can get what you need elsewhere..!!! Gomenasorry..
Hello all!! We are opening requests again, but only for steal a headmate requests until we have all the other requests in our inbox sorted. Feel free to steal away!! Be as unspecific or specific as you want!!
Could I request a Deluxe combo with star jellies for a little based around the concept of a sacrificial lambb..? Preferably partially human partially lambb..? Thank youu…
Typing Quirk: types in all lowercase..always.. very polite.. tries not to sound harsh
Userbox:
Other: Favourite plushies are ones that are primarily white.
⟣ Toppings, Sides, and More!
𓏴 Star Jellies -
URLS - [name]slittlelamb
Nicknames - Yuyu , Whisp , Phi phi , Ari
Birthday - April 4th
HELLO so sorry but we really had no ideas for the food combo part. We still gave you the deluxe stuff though!!!hope this is ok!! Very cute i love sheep. Sheep are my favourite animals
my sincerest apologies,, but i will be closing requests until I finish the current ones in our inbox!!
We are currently being affected by our SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder),, and we have school starting again tomorrow, so requests may take longer. Apologies.
HELLO HIHI! could wei prettyplz have a food combo? and can it be of the offline pony from pony town? with frilly and dessert themes? THANKS !!! :-D
:33 < apawlogies,, but we are unable to fulfill this request due to not knowing much about the source and being unable to find faceclaims (grr..faceclaims always get in the way)…. I hope you can find somewhere else to help with this!! Best of luck!
𓏴 Soda Float - Fidgeting with accessories, especially bracelets or rings , jumping up and down when excited , swaying side-to-side while standing
:33 < accidentally deleted the request so sorry!!! But here you go!! Finding faceclaims was hard so i only went with one :33!! Also no tiers or addons were specified so i did what i could! Hope you enjoy!!
If it’s not too much trouble,, could we pretty please get a Gravity Coil Mequot (Die of Death) fictive 👀👀 preferably with URL(s), Favourites, and Stims? (Emphasis on preferably!!! You dont have to do some of it if you dont have any ideas or something,, ^_^)
hello! could we possibly have a deluxe combo of kairyu crocodile the vtuber? if you need to downgrade it, that's fine! all we ask is that you include a userbox please!
Likes: Vtubers, chiikawa , staying in , birds , bird related headmates , food , nature , cartoons , video games , vocaloid music , hatsune miku
Dislikes: Meeting people , talking , reading , needing to focus , live action shows/movies
⟣ Deluxe Combo
Hobbies: Watching videos/streams
Hexcode: #303E1F
Userbox:
Other: Loves collecting merch of her favourite things
⟣ Toppings, Sides, and More!
𓏴 Star Jellies -
Nicknames: Croc , Crocky , Kai , Ryu
Birthday: September 26th
i honestly really liked doing this one!! thank you anon for introducing me to a new vtuber... gave you some star jellies as a freebie too hehe. kind of in replacement of the aesthetics. is swampcore a real thing
