College Ends The Work Never Does

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[damnmichellep-blog]

[michigansbestest-deactivated201]

[thatdiva]

[420yearold]

[rosannastylist-deactivated20200]

[lolfactory]

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

funny tumblr [via imgur]

[faefriend]

Visit Original Link

[rickieedd]

Barbie Vlog #9

[ultralight-sunbeam]

Ok I’m crying….

[insertepithethere]

Barbie doing it right

[msauset]

YES BARBZ

[joshxdonna]

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

I MEAN

IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

[theinturnetexplorer]

At Texas A&M there was a dead cockroach in the Anthropology building’s stairwell for at least two weeks. Some enterprising person made her a little shrine that quickly escalated.

[strangelittlebirdd]

That’s really fucking……white

[blackpussyprincess-deactivated2]

^^^1000% agreed girl!!

[memewhore]

Do you actually think this shrine was serious???

[sadmyballoonflewaway-deactivate]

[clickholeofficial]

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

you know you’re messed up when you’re looking forward to joining a lettuce club

[sapphicsugar]

Please explain

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

okay so the school i want to go to has this thing called a lettuce club. In the lettuce club, you meet once a year and, in this meeting, you have an hour to eat an entire head of lettuce (sometimes there’s ranch, mostly there isn’t). whoever eats the lettuce the fastest is the leader of the lettuce club and has to set up the meeting for next year. 

apparently it’s supposed to make you hate lettuce but honestly that’s just a small side effect for one of the weirdest clubs i’ve heard of in my entire life

[sapphicsugar]

…what does one do in the lettuce club?😨 besides race to eat lettuce.

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

no that’s the entire meaning of the lettuce club

[seespotbitejane]

But surely it’s not necessary? Like, lettuce is objectively bad and pointless? Who needs to do this to dislike it? 

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

they do it for the kicks and the sheer power of eating a head of lettuce in less than an hour. the kid who wins gets their name out there. my friend told me that she never wants to see lettuce again, though.

[bisexuwhaleprlde]

here’s a pic from here of the club and the school

They also have a fight club and a club where they do shakespearian renditions of star wars movies

[spideylokibrotp]

What school do you go to? ??

[ruinedchildhood]

Disney Channel Original Movies 1996-1999

[notpornstars]

[enlightened-health]

real photo of me on a date with my bf

[kaliforhnia]

If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. If not, they aren’t worth your time.

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