Do I really need higher education?

I come here to rant about my college life and to rant when my friends are tired of listening to me. I'm a struggling student attending an expensive ass public university Fuck you lauren

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I feel like I’m not welcoming enough to make friends here

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This guy in front of me is doing long division in his head! Without even trying

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Sometimes it feels like I’m not living for myself

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Maybe life isn’t so bad

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Unpopular opinion:

Raw cookie dough is gross

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*sends a quick prayer to the whataburger gods for existing*

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Unpopular opinion:

Sprinkles are gross and unnecessary

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*times my steps perfectly so that I step on as many leaves as I can*

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I skipped the No Sleep Headache™ and went straight to the No Sleep Nausea™

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Unpopular opinion:

Any SpongeBob episode after the original movie is trash

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McDonald's Confession #1:

Our ice cream machine has NEVER broken in my entire time working there

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*Me waking up*: THORSTY

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I spoke to a mom today for .5 seconds today and she told me how her son is taking all AP classes

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"Wanna come over and play video games? We can nap together too"

---uglyass coworker

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Is it really a playlist unless it has That™ banger you've been on since 5th grade?