collin can write (i think)

i do f/o imagines im good at writing fluff he/him

[collin-thedelusionist]

hello :)

f/o imagines sideblog

i'm not mad i swear this is just my online tone don't kill me pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

btw:

some of my stuff may be on the suggestive side. look out for the #suggestive tag on those.

i dont have a specific schedule. i post what i want when i want because thats what works for me. dont expect anything ever

reblogs and comments are encouraged

please dont use my graphics those are mine

be nice to me please; i have autism and many other disorders so keep that in mind when interacting with me personally.

i will not be disclosing any of my f/o's for the sanity of my doubles

[collin-thedelusionist]

imagine f/o pointing out everything they love about you from head to toe.

tw for s3lf h@rm mention

they love your acne, they don't think it's gross. they love to kiss your cheeks until you're a flustered mess. f/o thinks it looks like glittering stars in the sky. if you're trying to get rid of it, f/o isn't afraid to help apply any creams or facewash you may need. you're just as stunning either way.

they love your stretch marks. they look like beautiful tiger stripes and look so good on you. f/o basically drools every time they see them. during cuddling or intimate time, you might find them ghosting they're fingertips (or other limbs close adjacent) across and tracing your stretch marks.

they love your body hair. whether excessive or lack thereof, f/o thinks you look absolutely stunning and shouldn't be ashamed of it. it's not gross if you don't shave, or can't even do it at all. however you look at the moment is the you they fell in love with.

they love your tummy/thighs. the softness is nothing to be ashamed of and they love to spoon you with one hand up under your shirt and the other squeezing your thigh. your like they're own little plushy. when you wear revealing clothing or your shirt/pants ride up, ohohoh buddy you better run. f/o needs to kiss those parts of you IMMEDIATELY.

they love your voice. no matter if its raspy, squeaky, quiet, loud, or have a speech impediment, they love to listen to your voice every day. they find it to be one of the most attractive things about you. f/o is patient with you if you have a stutter and understand when it's hard to get a word out.

they love your scars. if they're from sh, an abuser, or on accident, they love and cherish them anyway. they don't think you look mangled or messed up in any way. every single knick and scratch on you tells the story of your life that they could hear again and again. just like an antique object, every little detail is what makes you unique. you might even catch f/o kissing your scars subconsciously just so they can let you know how much they love you.

[collin-thedelusionist]

just found out the term yumeship is only used in place of selfship because japanese words are supposedly cuter and more aesthetic so i will no longer be using that word. spreading information wooohooo

edit: i am partially correct

[collin-thedelusionist]

your f/o doesn't think it's annoying when you forget things

if you can't even remember today at all, that's fine. they'll sit and explain it to you to help jog your memory while holding you hand.

they don't force you to remember important dates. they don't get offended if you forget your anniversary (if you have one) because love is so much more than remembering a date.

if they ask you something simple like what you had for dinner last night and you start racking your brain for answers but come up short, they don't get irritated or act like you're doing it on purpose. they understand that you don't remember and reassure you that you aren't worth anything less to them because of your memory.

even if it's something important like a password or a descriptor of someone that hurt you, they are not mad whatsoever. f/o understands that you're trying your hardest.

f/o is patient with you

they don't love you because you remember them, they love you because they know you.

-someone with memory issues

[collin-thedelusionist]

imagine ur reading a smutty fanfic and f/o takes your phone out of your hands, skims over it, then says

"oh so this is what youre into. y'want me to try this out on you?"

yeah

this was heavily inspired by another post i saw by @enjinsprettydoll

[collin-thestopioid]

when you're reading smut but you can't tell what position they're in so you gotta go back and read it again like a confusing test question

[collin-thedelusionist]

i feel like this post didnt get the attention it deserve so im reblogging it

[collin-thedelusionist]

f/o petting you. like a dog

like they scritch scritch under your chin and patpatpatpat you

smooooooth they hands over your face because thats what i do with my dog

whos a good ouppy

meee!!!!!! e!! md!!!!! me !

[collin-thedelusionist]

f/o walking away from you after doing smth

you say

"can i have a hug?"

step step step STEP STEP STEP STEP!

biiiiiiggggg hug from them and then they kiss your head

[collin-thedelusionist]

write something about eatign ab exposlive

hey i think i know you 🤔🤔🤔🤔

f/o pushes the bomb against your lips as you slowly open your mouth.

f/o: EAT THE DAMB BOMB

you: AHHHHHH

bomb: 💣

you: (explosion sfx)

this took me 457 hours and i really hope you liked it

[collin-thedelusionist]

to the selfshippers with physical disabilities:

f/o doesnt view the situation as they "have to take care of you", they see it as they "GET to take care of you".

if you end up collapsing out of the house with no mobility aids, they will carry you the whole way home with you held tightly in their arms. you are so unbelievably precious to them and f/o wouldnt dare to ever let you think otherwise.

on extra flare-up days, f/o will be doting on you and caring for you every second of it. even when youre already sitting down, they cant help but ask if they can hold you, the only comfort they can get knowing youre safe and sound in their arms.

if youre too anxious to stick up for yourself in public, f/o can do the social interactions for you. of course they encourage you to be brave, but if you really cant, they will do everything they can to let people know what you need.

ok im done *bows*

also i am disabled so i know what im talking about guys ok guys ok yeah

[collin-thedelusionist]

IM SO SORRY TO THOSE WHO SENT ASKS THAT I NEVER ANSWERED. I DIDNT REALIZE THAT I CANT DO REQUESTS VERY WELL. SORRY

[c0ll1n-nthemachinery]

imagine you wake up in the morning, looking for your underwear/boxers, only to walk out and see your f/o wearing them.

"hey, are those mine?"

[f/o runs away as you chase after them]

[monitorkisser]

i dont have an f/o as of yet, but i know yours is edgar.

so now im cackling thinking of edgar wearing underwear. how would he?? how would he run away, for that matter? LOL

[collin-thedelusionist]

i know this is old as shit but in my version i built him a body so its a palpable concept lol

[collin-thedelusionist]

imagine cowboy f/o.

f/o riding swiftly on the back of a horse, wind in their hair. if they don't have hair then give them a luscious blonde wig.

they skid to a stop on their noble steed, a cloud of dust slowly revealing a total smoke show of a lover, the brim of their Stetson hat casting a shadow obstructing their eyes.

"need a ride?"

f/o asks with a deep, grumbly, country-accent voice. im talking hickory from Trolls 2 typa voice.

you put your foot on the stirrup, struggling to mount the horse. f/o smirks and you feel their arms around your waist, lifting you up with ease and positioning your arms to wrap around their torso, holding on tight.

you lean close to them as you begin to pick up speed, f/o looks back at you and gives you a flirty wink. whoa. hawwt. dreamboat right here.

the way their outfit frames their body is just. WHOA. YEOWZAA!!! HOCHI MAMA!!!! AWOOOOO!!! HOLY SMOKES!!!!!

the way their russet waistcoat hugs their midriff so perfectly just puts you over the edge, nuzzling your face into their back like that one kid who rubbed his face on Markiplier.

sorry this was just sitting in my drafts for like months and i needed to post it im not actually back im just feeding yall

[collin-thedelusionist]

EDGAR?? GRIEFER?? IN THE SAME BLOG?? AM I IN HEAVEN????

i sure hope not

[collin-thedelusionist]

scrolling on etsy rn... look at these stickers i found

you could have chosen ANYTHING else for noelle my god

edit: I POSTED THIS TO THE WRONG BLOG OMG

[collin-thedelusionist]

so so so very sorry about the hiatus. havent had any writing motivation and schoolwork is very draining especially in exam season. i apologize to those who have sent asks and i havent answered them, i cant be totally sure that i will ever get around to them but when i come back some stuff might change. this was just a dip in the water to see what i can handle so im just figuring this out rn. most likely will come back around the beginning of june so yeah.

my bad gang

[collin-thedelusionist]

dont got much motivation right now and i have homework over the weekend, i apologize. requests might take a little longer to reopen and the current ones will take some time to be fulfilled.