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*sound of extremely rusty old gears turning* hold on forming a thought

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This is actually my brain, I'm actually a 1990s Honda Civic hatchback.

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I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn...

So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.

Specifically you weren't allowed to draw penises.

So they drew things that WEREN'T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.

The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.

And now I'm thinking about tumblr's decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like "I need someone to do this to me" and "this wouldn't fix me but it would help" or "everything reminds me of her"

All this to say that without porn on Tumblr

The perverts are mutating again

I'm larger than you,

you dive into me

manipulating my parts in a gentle dance.

You scale me to size..,

I am smaller than you,

you can't see clearly

what's truly inside.

Each instance you move my body with a sickening synchronized sway.

You crash me into a snowy embankment leading me astray.

Tap my bleeding new shiny parts as I wish we could simply depart away.

I run with you, never away as you leave me in quickly at pitstops turing my engine on and off putting me in disarray.

This isn't about model cars.

You could never compare.

This isn't fair.

This. Isn't. Fair.

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Going on Salvia and becoming a sexy woman's car that breaks down often yet is deeply loved for 30 years

Crashing it

Crashes in crash 1996

Directed by David Chronenberg

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Vaughan.

Crash 1996 edit

Wild horses - rolling stones

2026 🐎

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Me when the crashing is mentioned

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What's your favorite specific type of collision? Like, head on, t-boned, etc? Into another car (or other type of vehicle) or object or surface?

Oh my goodness you are gonna get one hell of an answer.

So, in the case of 2 people involved preferably 1 car per person, head on collision. 2 people involved however one car, metal surfaces (sign poles, light poles, highway gaurdrails, another car) or glass (a storefront, another car). More people involved, multiple crash types, i don't have much formatted on this in terms of what I'd want as I'm still reaserching this. I'm not much for rear ending unless it is to build a tension carefully curated for a long period of time (days of gentle rear ending that escalates or fluctuates in severity) to build up to a final collision. In terms of vehicle I like midsize cars with decent length and gentle curvature (Vaughan's lincoln in crash 1996, 90s volvo, 90s honda, 2000s Acura, 2000s Mercedes-Benz, 90's honda del sol, 2000s crystler convertible, pt cruiser) I honestly hate newer car designs because it seems like most car companies in current day just spit out the damn near same generic design for "everyone" (it's kinda for no one atp) so I hate them however, crashing inside of a modern day car can bring out similar feelings yes but then u step outside the car... unimpressed... by how it probably would've been even better had you had an older model. There's posts on my blog illuding to my reaserch... I'm very very technical, in depth and logistical when it comes to a lot of more intimate matters.