No, I don't want that Receipt

Me every day:

[thatfunnyblog]

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?

Me: 

[colonmom]

[colonmom]

Now @homeopathicunt

[colonmom]

i can’t deal with how tedious it is to switch to my secondary blog as often as i do so I am done

if you still want to follow me you can follow

limbzakimbo

if not ok I can do this without you nerds

[colonmom]

i can't deal with how tedious it is to switch to my secondary blog as often as i do so I am done

if you still want to follow me you can follow

limbzakimbo

if not ok I can do this without you nerds

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[breakfastwife-deactivated201411]

CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD

[deerstalkingdeathfrisbee-deacti]

don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility

[charaznable]

how to tell if a movie is shit

[undefinition-blog]

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[chinese-zeus]

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

[revolutionary-afrolatino-deacti]

Student Suspended for Speaking Native American Language

When Miranda was teaching a classmate to say “posoh” and “ketapanen” on January 19, her teacher scolded her. Native News Network reported her saying “You are not to speak like that! How do I know you’re not saying something bad? How would you like it if I spoke in Polish and you didn’t understand?”

The words Miranda was chastised for translate to “hello” and “I love you” in Menominee.

[misandry-mermaid]

And THIS shows you why most Native American languages are either extinct or endangered.

[summonbolt-deactivated20150110]

#this is why you dont get to wear a headdress hipsters

[shortvideosandstuff]

Hong Kong protester catching a tear gas grenade and throwing it back

[add1ctedtocope-deactivated20150]

He deserves a medal.

[breesbuttblog]

Rebloging again

[awwww-cute]

[youtube-feels]

OH MY GOD GUYS I WAS AT DISNEYLAND AND I SAW THIS LADY GO UP TO THIS LITTLE GIRL DRESSED UP AS THOR AND SAY “that’s not ladylike” AND THE LITTLE GIRL JUMPS INTO A FIGHTING STANCE POINTS HER HAMMER AT THE LADY AND SAYS “SUCK MY ASS” WITH THE MOST SERIOUS LOOK I CANT

[team-t-and-a]

THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT

[luna-starbright-deactivated2026]

BLESS THIS CHILD AND WHOEVER SHE LEARNED THAT FROM

[kaatnisseverdeen]

[constable-frozen]

[colonmom]

Delete this trash

[fairytrainer]

tyra’s always been this crazy

[coinfarts]