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"a judging, bitchy, slutty little twat with daddy issues and an oversized ego" - anon var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "3159421"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=scotty\'s hotty&e2=scotty\'s hotties&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

[fairytrainer]

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[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[segamascott]

[gpuzzle]

[turnways]

Actually, yes, at some point as an adult iIt is your responsibility to learn about history and politics outside of what you were taught in traditional k-12 education

[segamascott]

[surprisebitch]

does BC stand for big cock? I thought you were a bottom

it stands for British Columbia

[fairytrainer]

“Plot twist: Lima doesn’t have a zoo! Why did we think it did?”

[fairytrainer]

[fairytrainer]

the thong song is a work of art and the greatest love song of all time it’s a SPOKEN WORD INTRO over strings, verse, unapproved ricky martin sample, pre-chorus, chorus, THE SAME verse AGAIN, THE SAME pre-chorus AGAIN, THE SAME chorus AGAIN.. TWICE

then you’re thinking it’s time for a middle 8 but instead it’s the same verse and pre-chorus AGAIN followed by KEY CHANGE and then the chorus repeats like 5 times in a row

and you never noticed that it’s the same thing over and over again up until tumblr user fairytrainer educated you and do you know why? because that man is SINGING, the PASSION coming out of that man’s throat has distracted you from the truth in front of you. what a legend

a true panty anthem

[fairytrainer]

the wicked movies are too long. talk about defying brevity!

[fairytrainer]

the second one ended up padding its runtime with a million reprises of songs from the first one. talk about reprising gravity!

[fairytrainer]

the wicked movies are too long. talk about defying brevity!

[vigilskept]

em dash = AI is so crazy to me. the em dash is my best friend. i couldn’t stop using her if i tried — and i would never try because i love her.