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[mlarayoukai]

life changing tweet

[filmphotofranz]

[rydengg]

nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

[angerydome]

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

[solo-wing-alex]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

i'm so tired of social media users saying "successful people are abusing stimulants". unsuccessful people are too. #WEMATTER

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[64mpg]

i’m on onion rings right now

[64mpg]

get me my keys NOW

[strange-aeons]

during pride month??????

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

[cheaphalloweencostume]

did we like, all forget about telling jokes

[cheaphalloweencostume]

its gigglebait. its hehebait

[sokkalore]

the number of people blocking me on twitter has nearly doubled since two days ago 😧

[nonbinaryjudean]

i am an american who has never once seen eurovision in my life but im listening to the music from it just for fun and like. the way people are so violently hateful towards israelis is already insane racist xenophobic antisemitism but something i keep thinking: literally every other country that has ever been in that competition has done the same or, in most cases, WORSE than whatever israel has done.

like ok spain is boycotting? spain who colonized entire continents? ethnically cleansed indigenous people for centuries? had the fucking inquisition? spain the country that burned jews alive???

ok what about germany lol??? if you really hate jews and the holocaust isnt a bad enough thing that germany did then maybe consider their colonialism and violence in africa???

portugal who did the same shit as spain????????

turkiye has been in it, what about the armenian genocide? what about their current policy of violence against kurds??

sweden??? sweden's treatment of Sami?? Norway?? Finland???

the united fucking kingdom????

Australia?????

FRANCE?????? ITALY??????

fucking POLAND?????????

zero consistency. yet literally every comment or review on a song by an israeli musician is "this is slop", "this is hasbara", "this is meant to normalize apartheid and colonialism and genocide", "this is as garbage as all israeli art ever is garbage and so is their food and culture and everything"

[eukaryotasmain]

Israel is currently committing a genocide. Russia isn’t allowed to compete. Eurovision is political. Germany is not actively committing a genocide. Neither is Spain. Neither is France, neither is Italy, and I don’t know what you’ve got against the ‘United fucking Kingdom’ because my people, the celts, were raped, murdered, and forced to assimilate too. So fuck you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[dunsparce]

N-No, I would never wake up the babies…

[abigail-rytel]

This is the first arbitrary barrier in this series I will accept

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

Kanto: this path is blocked by a giant sleeping snorlax. you cannot wake up the snorlax except with the use of a very specific tool (which you obtained by fighting your way through a tower full of ghosts). and even after snorlax wakes up you have to either defeat it in battle and/or catch it before you can get through

Galar: could I wake these wooloo? physically, yes, probably wouldn’t be much of a challenge. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[nevercure]

Honey, put your glasses on

You've been washing the dishes with quilava again

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

[fairytrainer]

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