Oh hello. Here again, are we?
Meanwhile, weâve been unmasked as *checks notes* chaos-cloaked, feral, AI-controlled cryptoid clowns. That was everything, was it? Excellent, weâll accept this as lore. *Turns around to the back of the olde shoppe* Watkins! Put that in The Bookâą!
Speaking of loreâáŽÊáŽáŽÊê±, as it wereâhave you ever thought about how incorrect quotes might be tiny skewed mirror-worlds? Intrepidly chronicled adjacent alternative realities? Or, fine, whatever, itâs all âjustâ fandom. Whereâs your sense of joy?
Whichever rings true for you, here are some of the wild things youâve imagined beloved fictional characters saying to each other.













