HELL YEAH NAME CHANGE AFTER ALMOST A DECADE

24 yo

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

[whinysushi]

You will get baptized between my thighs even if we're not in a church

[ihavenoideawhatishappening]

Hungary.

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[carthyanstar]

Conner: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house.

Jaron: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?

[505sandrine]

Hey You

I love you. I just wanted to tell you — you’re the only one for me.

I adore you — in the softest way. You make it easy for me to love again — something I never thought possible.

It’s your soul that touches me. You know how to captivate me — with the little messages you leave, your smile, your shining eyes when you look at me.

You’re not afraid to show me your love. It’s your strength to love without fear.

Almost impossible to believe that you really exist here beside me — the way you know what I need, how you’re there for me even when I need to be by myself.

You just let me be. Don’t break me — and hold me tight when I need to believe you’re mine forever.

You choose love with a courage I’ve never known before.

And when you kiss me, I’m shaken to my core.

I love you with all my heart.

xoxo

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[prestigeneoleo]

FLOWER OF MOON

Can a flower bloom without the sun?

Can the rain fall without its touch?

Can the moon glow without its shine? The sun-so strong, so so bright, so much.

Yet, my heart still finds the moon,

Soft and quiet, lighting the night.

Far, yet it reaches me,

With a glow that feels just right.

It holds the stars, a gentle dream,

A beauty wrapped in silver light.

And though the sun makes it shine,

I'll always love the moon at night.

Waiting for you always

[freenarnian]

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

[thefriendlymurderer]

Jolene

[writersisland]

Love Confessions

☆ “Your name feels like home on my tongue.” ☆ “I love you. I love you, do you understand?” ☆ “Why would I need salvation when I have you?” ☆ “I want to be the one you come home to.” ☆ “If I could, I would give you the world and all its riches. But tonight, I will start with my heart.” ☆ “It's you. It's always been you.” ☆ “You want the world? Let me conquer it for you, or be your spoiled consort, I don't care. But let me be with you.” ☆ “There is no light without you.”

★ whispering a confession at their bedside--not knowing they are not actually asleep ★ angry confessions in public, when emotions bubble over for anyone to witness ★ in the rain, joking about how cliche it is but not wanting to change it for the world ★ at the place they first met, on complete coincidence (or is it?) ★ in the hospital, unable to waste another moment after almost losing them ★ at a scenic outlook, left sweaty, red and dirty from the long hike, but finding the other no less beautiful ★ after a fight, unwilling to have this end before they ever has a chance ★ when a carefully planned date completely falls apart, sitting on the curb, trying to articulate why this evening was so important

(Got an ask for this but it dissappeared when I tried to put it into drafts, I hope whoever sent the ask still finds this!)

[luna-azzurra]

I usually post stuff like this on pinterest and it kinda blew up over there, so I thought I’d drop it here too. hope it helps <3

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]

[prinnay]

Morning Glory

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[batzzzzz]

Rool

[citrusmillie]

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

[bisexualrozanov]

#we love a self aware queen

[ndnbutch]

personally I am of the opinion that vegans who are like “the way our food system currently works under capitalism on a large scale is exceptionally cruel to all animals including humans and is not sustainable, so I’m doing what I can to make the most ethical choices available to me about what I eat and encourage others to do the same” are generally very reasonable people who I agree with in spades. but vegans who seem to think human beings are not themselves animals who are ultimately also part of the food chain but instead some kind of other paternalistic higher entity that can never engage in ethical and sustainable hunting practices (and especially the fringe I’ve seen who think other carnivorous animal predators are also evil and need to be eliminated) are people I regard as foolish at best if not actively anti-indigenous and racist