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[colorfulpumpkin]

things i get overly passionate about but they’re not actual concerns (but they are)

Terra from Teen Titans and how I will never have complete closure with her story

C.A. Cupid going from Monster High to Ever After High and how Mattel fumbled the bag

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro being white (passing) but her parents are hispanic and Jewish and have noticeably darker skin

People who specifically say that Doof is Phineas’ dad when it has been stated multiple times that he is not (by Dan/Swampy/writers) AND would not make sense timeline wise

Miraculous Ladybug as a whole but specifically me thinking about the Chat Blanc/reveal timeline

the one episode of “All Grown Up” where Tommy’s girlfriend moves away and he’s okay with it (?) so he starts seeing another girl but his friends think he misses his girlfriend so they bring her back to meet up with him but he’s on a date with this new girl. the girlfriend ends up crying and running away and then tommy ends up crying and screaming “Rachael” while falling to his knees (they are all in high school)

[creekfiend]

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[analog-autistic]

me when my friends pick up vocabulary from me and i pick up vocabulary from them

[natalieironside]

When I am president I will replace bluetooth .... with bluetick. Yes that's right, under my administration all wireless communication will be facilitated by an expert team of hound dogs. This will create jobs, and strengthen diplomatic ties with Australia

[natalieironside]

My administration will give the people of Australia whatever support they may need in order to protect Bluey and his yellow wife from the violence of LA-based actor and comedian Lou Wilson

[dogpuppy]

[filmphotofranz]

[casuallyodd]

[beardedmrbean]

[papasmoke]

I just want you all to know i am planning to drive across the country to steal this street sign and hang it over my toilet

[zitongzi]

Dont announced your crimes over unsecured channels dumbass

[papasmoke]

I've spent the past month cooped up in a motel in Orange County planning my theft, before I steal the sign I will set off a cache of fireworks I've placed 5 blocks away from the nearest police station which will rain down on the pigs, the perfect diversion.

[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue

[segamascott]

my conspiracy theory is that rupaul named her movie stop that train so it would be harder to google the time she tried to beat the transphobia allegations by posting the trans flag but she accidentally googled train flag instead

[segamascott]

i remember

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today