Dr Colt Wilder

Sports Medicine Specialist @ the PTMC [the pitt original character]

[coltwilder]

Colt Wilder - That one random coworker that somehow met your entire extended family. And they all love him.

-> Used to be an overachiever & athlete, his mom told him he needed a stable job. So he wrote med school for funsies. He then realized it’s not at all fun, and everyone is pretty much depressed. So he’s actively trying his best to cope with his humor. Aka annoying people.

-> Chaotic, pops up time to time in random parts of the PTMC to annoy or hang out with people.

-> Grew up with with a single mom and a sister. Has a few patients in pedes who call him Teddy because he dressed up as a teddy bear for an event a few years ago. Feel free to use that as a nickname.

+ Once again my friend prepared a Letterboxd top four!! But this time I would like to admit that we both didn’t like the movies we picked, these will change. I wanted to add Rocky (1976) but I haven’t watched it!! And the only one of the movies I’ve watched from here is The Gray Man, which wasn’t that good but you guys know me I love anything Ryan Gosling. She picked the movies!! I might update this when I watch all four. Paddington 2 is here because colt remembers watching it with her sister.

ooc

Follow backs from: @notevenaboutya

Mun is 20

Nsfw is allowed but only closed door pls

Minors can interact (but don’t interact with my nsfw posts)

Face claim: Aaron Taylor Johnson

[coltwilder]

brb getting a bbl i can’t handle this ass-less life anymore

[ameliasmug]

Nooo Colt don't fall victim to the ideals of our world( ￣ー￣)ﾉ

If you need socializing you're welcome to stop by my place for a pizza night!?!

[coltwilder]

😔 I just might, it’s tempting

YESS I WOULD LOVE A PIZZA NIGHT THATS PERFECT ACTUALLY

[ameliasmug]

Pizza and movie night!!!

I'm queuing Paddington and you have nothing you can say against the absolute cinema of that movie!!

The pizza making supplies are ready for you whenever you wanna drop by!!

I might have gone a tad bit overboard with supplies....

[coltwilder]

AGREED PADDINGTON IS THE BEST CINEMATIC PIECE OF ART TO EXIST

literally running over right now 🏃🏃

[coltwilder]

Visited Pedes today and a 12 year old diva needed help winning in Dress to Impress, I won TWICE btw.

also whoever this was with the butterfly wings? cool asf, I need one too 🙏🙏🙏

[derosaliana]

Colt! 🥳 We can get you a set of wings, too.

[coltwilder]

LIANA!! HI!! SERIOUSLY????? can I have a blue or pink one? but I’m not picky about the colors as long as it has sparkles 🫡

[derosaliana]

All three? You're more than worth $20 to me.

[coltwilder]

that. is beautiful. You’re more than worth $20 to me too Liana. ☹️

[coltwilder]

brb getting a bbl i can’t handle this ass-less life anymore

[ameliasmug]

Nooo Colt don't fall victim to the ideals of our world( ￣ー￣)ﾉ

If you need socializing you're welcome to stop by my place for a pizza night!?!

[coltwilder]

😔 I just might, it’s tempting

YESS I WOULD LOVE A PIZZA NIGHT THATS PERFECT ACTUALLY

[coltwilder]

Can I ride you

EXCUSE ME

WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO???

HOW ARE YOU??????

HOW WAS YOUR DAY???????????

[coltwilder]

brb getting a bbl i can’t handle this ass-less life anymore

[coltwilder]

How did you meet your sister?

How did I what

…I mean she came out of my mom and I was at the hospital right next to her while she was giving birth so it was kind of traumatizing.

[noralindberg]

//this goes for all of my characters!!

I’m going to be taking an IELTS exam tomorrow and I’m pretty nervous about it, therefore I won’t be able to respond to anything until after the exam!!

Feel free to still interact, I’m js saying I’ll be back after my exam 🫡 so heads up! <3

[coltwilder]

//logging back in with more movie experience to say colts Letterboxd top four pinned in my bio is straight up wrong, I’m gonna redo it

I just know The Nice Guys would be on there because I love the nice guys

and uh I’m gonna put one chick flick type romance, one children’s movie he watched with is sister and is dead serious about, the nice guys and one more I haven’t decided on yet

SO BE PATIENT!! ACCURATE LIST WILL BE HERE SOON!!! 🫶

[coltwilder]

Visited Pedes today and a 12 year old diva needed help winning in Dress to Impress, I won TWICE btw.

also whoever this was with the butterfly wings? cool asf, I need one too 🙏🙏🙏

[derosaliana]

Colt! 🥳 We can get you a set of wings, too.

[coltwilder]

LIANA!! HI!! SERIOUSLY????? can I have a blue or pink one? but I’m not picky about the colors as long as it has sparkles 🫡

[coltwilder]

Visited Pedes today and a 12 year old diva needed help winning in Dress to Impress, I won TWICE btw.

also whoever this was with the butterfly wings? cool asf, I need one too 🙏🙏🙏

[coltwilder]

I’ve made sure my side of the office is pretty inclusive, happy pride month people!!!! I’m giving everyone I see today pride bouquets, feel free to visit me and pick yours up <3

(my sister made them, don’t u dare say they look bad, she worked really hard on these)

[coltwilder]

Starting summer three days too late this year, work had me busy.

My sister just told me she started listening to this niche new band called “my chemical romance” How do I tell her that is not niche or new?? Also who is teaching her this stuff???

[coltwilder]

I was today years old when I found out some people liked armpits

Out of all of the body parts you chose ARMPITS???

[coltwilder]

HI COLT HI COLT HI COLT

AMI HI HELLO HI HI HI can I visit you today?

The ER kicked me out because apparently my jokes don’t fit the vibes they have going on there 😔

[coltwilder]

My worst fear is happening.

My friend is thinking of getting back with her ex.

How do I stop this.

[coltwilder]

I didn’t know men liked Paddington

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Just because I’m a man doesn’t mean I can’t admire true cinema.

[heralim]

Ughhhhh not toxic masculinity on a Wednesday morning. Come on, anon.

[coltwilder]

Exactly. What is this bullshit? Who says only girls can watch paddington, I’m disappointed