Colt Wilder - That one random coworker that somehow met your entire extended family. And they all love him.
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@coltwilder
Colt Wilder - That one random coworker that somehow met your entire extended family. And they all love him.
Starting summer three days too late this year, work had me busy.
My sister just told me she started listening to this niche new band called “my chemical romance” How do I tell her that is not niche or new?? Also who is teaching her this stuff???
I was today years old when I found out some people liked armpits
Out of all of the body parts you chose ARMPITS???
HI COLT HI COLT HI COLT
AMI HI HELLO HI HI HI can I visit you today?
The ER kicked me out because apparently my jokes don’t fit the vibes they have going on there 😔
My worst fear is happening.
My friend is thinking of getting back with her ex.
How do I stop this.
I didn’t know men liked Paddington
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Just because I’m a man doesn’t mean I can’t admire true cinema.
Ughhhhh not toxic masculinity on a Wednesday morning. Come on, anon.
Exactly. What is this bullshit? Who says only girls can watch paddington, I’m disappointed
Can I bite you
I don’t think I taste good. Honestly.
Idk they say human flesh tastes tasteless to humans, it probably wont be worth the trouble
Yay! Sports!
Hi Teddy.
@heralim
Sports!!!!!
HI HERA How are the cutest most adorable babies doing today? Need any help with them?
I didn’t know men liked Paddington
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Just because I’m a man doesn’t mean I can’t admire true cinema.
“Why were you late this morning?”
Why is everyone named Cole, Colt, Colton, Colter, Colorectal—
I’m two seconds away from making a dad joke regarding colt and cults
Idk I’m pretty sure my mom had a crush on this movie character called Colt?