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Colt Wilder - That one random coworker that somehow met your entire extended family. And they all love him.

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp #//blog and post will be edited. I’m posting this rn but it’s 1am and I need sleep #so those will be updated later!! but feel free to send in asks etc

Starting summer three days too late this year, work had me busy.

My sister just told me she started listening to this niche new band called “my chemical romance” How do I tell her that is not niche or new?? Also who is teaching her this stuff???

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

I was today years old when I found out some people liked armpits

Out of all of the body parts you chose ARMPITS???

#if someone mentiones that four letter word that starts with f and ends with t I will throw up #mentions*#that’s #something!!!#not kinkshaming #kinkquestioning bc WHY #the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc

HI COLT HI COLT HI COLT

AMI HI HELLO HI HI HI can I visit you today?

The ER kicked me out because apparently my jokes don’t fit the vibes they have going on there 😔

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

My worst fear is happening.

My friend is thinking of getting back with her ex.

How do I stop this.

#oc but also ooc #/genuine mun question #I mean I realistically don’t care that much but this is my best friend we are talking about #she deserves better #the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

coltwilder

I didn’t know men liked Paddington

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Just because I’m a man doesn’t mean I can’t admire true cinema.

heralim

Ughhhhh not toxic masculinity on a Wednesday morning. Come on, anon.

coltwilder

Exactly. What is this bullshit? Who says only girls can watch paddington, I’m disappointed

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

Can I bite you

I don’t think I taste good. Honestly.

Idk they say human flesh tastes tasteless to humans, it probably wont be worth the trouble

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Yay! Sports!

Hi Teddy.

@heralim

Sports!!!!!

HI HERA How are the cutest most adorable babies doing today? Need any help with them?

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

I didn’t know men liked Paddington

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? Just because I’m a man doesn’t mean I can’t admire true cinema.

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

“Why were you late this morning?”

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt #the pitt oc #the pitt rp

heralim

Why is everyone named Cole, Colt, Colton, Colter, Colorectal—

coltwilder

I’m two seconds away from making a dad joke regarding colt and cults

Idk I’m pretty sure my mom had a crush on this movie character called Colt?

#// <- his mom being me 😭 LAMCOHSODS #his surname also comes from a character Im getting lazy with oc bames #names*#the pitt rp #the pitt roleplay #the pitt

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