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He forgets 💀

Frill’s my DnD character - a skeleton bard - and my personal canon is that half of the time he doesn’t remember being undead. So many times he acts like being alive and then gets confused when the others react the way they do.

robertmitchum

You dance love, and you dance joy, and you dance dreams. And I know if I can make you smile by jumping over a couple of couches or running through a rainstorm, then I’ll be very glad to be a song and dance man.

buffysummers

Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

spikes-jonze

Donald O'Connor as Cosmo Brown in Singin’ in the Rain (1952)

Gee, I’m glad you turned up, we’ve been looking inside every cake in town.

davidlynch

Ladies and gentlemen, stop that girl, that girl running up the aisle. Stop her! That’s the girl whose voice you heard and loved tonight. She’s the real star of the picture. Kathy Selden!

Singin’ in the Rain (1952) dir. Gene Kelly & Stanley Donen

highonfilms

An American in Paris (1951)

oldschoolfrp

Swashbuckler, game of dueling in a tavern or across the decks of two ships, with chandeliers as terrain and ale mugs as improvised weapons (Rodger MacGowan cover, game design by Thomas O’Neill and S Craig Taylor, Yaquinto, 1980)

destiel-malec

Take notes boys! You should really learn these rules!!!

weirdlandtv

Gustave Doré illustration for the 1866 book, The Days of Chivalry or the Legend of Croquemitaine.

How I love the no-holds barred horror factor of those old illustrations.

phana-banana

Y'all really thought I forgot about good ol’ Cyrano?

phana-banana

Dea’s jokes were a little too… “on the nose.”

Did I do it? Did I lose all my followers? I warned you guys the jokes would only be getting worse from here on out.

nerdlingmitch

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole

raiseusfromperdition

#i dont need to go to an alternate universe to know that im the asshole

hejibits

Sometimes I use comics as a coping mechanism for my own social blunders

yourplayersaidwhat

Finder's fees

Early into our campaign, me being the only rogue, was in charge of checking all the chests we came across to make sure they were safe and opening them.

Rogue: Ok I try to open the chest. (rolls success) DM: Ok you find 30 Gold, Rogue (to party): I found 20 Gold! DM: 3 Sapphires, Rogue: And 2 sapphires! DM: And 4 onyx statues Rogue: And 3 onyx statues!