Though She Be But Little, She Is Fierce

[emojispellz]

🔮🌙💐🍃✨🍃💐🌙🔮

emoji spell to bring good energy. likes charge, reblogs cast

[blackbitchenergy]

me on FaceTime ignoring everything the person is saying and looking at myself

[mysharona1987]

[alexander]

Benjamin Franklin when the kite got struck by lightning

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[lyrics-are-my-blood-deactivated]

Shouldn’t vampires be dark skinned as they hunt at night and pearly white skin is extremely visible in the dark? I understand that they are pale because they don’t have blood in their veins or whatever and don’t see sun but I still feel like the pigment of their skin would be darker after turning into a vampire as an adaptation to better suit their behavior.

[louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv]

Through natural selection and evolution I wouldn’t expect there to be any super pale skinned vampires left becuase they would easily be seen by people and potentially hunted by humans/other wild animals. Like you said, darker skin would be a much better option. I’m really annoyed that I’ve never come across a vampire with dark skin.

[poison-interests]

Good post!

[casimirfornalski]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

wish i could understand or articulate why this made me laugh out loud. just me and my $5 and my dead gay boyfriend

[memepants]

[ampervadasz]

[ampervadasz]

:D

[forursmiles]

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Schrodinger’s gunchucks

[tinylilbi]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

here’s the best account on twitter. it’s run by an electric eel in an aquarium in tennessee who’s tank is wired to a computer that tweets something like ZAP! or POW! every time he discharges electricity. 

[catceleste]

good

[make--it--gayer]

[trashfirefallon-deactivated2019]

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by your own gastrointestinal tract