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If I didn’t pm you the new URL personally message me on discord. If you don’t have my discord 🤷🏽♀️
psa;; If a roleplayer, for whatever reason, has decided not to roleplay with you, do not try to guilt them about it. Don’t say anything like ‘it was so hard for me to build up courage to ask you’ or ‘I wish you weren’t so selective’ or ‘it’s hard for me to gain rp partners because no one wants to roleplay with me’. This is emotionally manipulative behaviour, and it is wrong. Be graceful about it: say, “thank you for your time.” If you want to unfollow after they’ve said no to roleplaying with you, feel free, but do not try to cajole them or pressure them into roleplay with you after they’ve said no.
I’m probably gonna move blogs again cause tags are once again a mess
if you interact with emma / @.sanktasolsnte or whatever other blogs she has right now i need you to unfollow me. her petty attitude and emotional immaturity laughing about something that i said in what i thought was a private place about being hurt by her actions and words after i had already blocked her for other reasons is hurtful and mean. i struggle with any sort of relationship already and to have all of this shit thrown in my face has sent me into a spiral of depression. not that emma probably cares, judging from her behavior. i apologized for my shit. you’re a grown up emma, act like one for once.
and if any of you on my dash think being petty and laughing at people’s behavior is okay i need you to fucking grow up and get your head out of the middle school gutter.
I second this. If you follow her, get fucked.
I know I only follow friends here but I know randoms do follow me, so pro-tip. Don’t talk shit about ANYONE I care about, ESPECIALLY my partner, or I stop being nice…
Send memes?
SHIT WE SAY ON DISCORD - A SENTENCE MEME
“BEEP BEEP THERESAFUCKINGFIRE BEEP BEEP GETTHEFUCKOUT BEEP BEEP”
“Do you ever really just get the urge to impulse buy shit”
“I thought he shouted thunder thighs at the fried chicken industry when thighs were being cooked.”
“And then each chicken got struck by lightning on the thigh”
“that’s what gives it that finger lickin’ tastiness”
“Pee is like fire … it goes wherever the fuck it wants!”
“We’ve had ‘Kitty Parkour!’ …. now make way for ‘KITTY FIGHT CLUB!’ “
“The cat’s dribbling on my boob…”
“i need to get my hands in the right position to do it”
”Buddum fish”
“I feel a bit sticky so hoping its nothing more than some sleep can’t fix”
“I can’t drink coffee though it makes me ill”
“So does come too unless it’s caffeine free”
“im not even remotely surprused”
“YOU SILLY DIVINE DUCK”
“jesus tits my nips are cold after that shower”
“my Lacoste intolerant hates me rn”
“ITS STILL FECKING MOOING!”
“They killed Mary’s Little LAMB!”
“You go eat MARY’S LITTLE LAMB!”
“WHOS BEEN FEEDING ME VEGETABLES!”
“The gr8 veggie debate 2k20”
“Bronie Sanders!”
“Going to the Engingeer to steal his soul!”
“But my cat was yelling at me from us die”
“Alright…I’m goof”
“wait… lemmie find the one that makes my ass squeak”
Send “Uh, where’s MY kiss?” for my muse’s reaction.
Sentence Prompts #13
because i what? hit writers block again. so, send a number + ship (and au/trope if you want)!!!
“I just want to be the first choice for once.”
“You’ll never know how much I really love you.”
“Do you think you could stop being naked for a minute?”
“You know what? Just leave.”
“I spent the night with them.”
“Oh, honey, you’re in for it now.”
“I might actually kill you.”
“So is this a date or not?”
“You don’t have to say you love me.”
“It’s not my fault you have three functioning brain cells on a good day.”
“The kitchen didn’t actually burn down, you know.”
“It hurts to not be able to kiss you.”
“Love? Are you nuts?”
“It wasn’t your fault.”
“I loved you then and I love you now.”
“Don’t you dare walk away from me.”
“I know where this is going, I know what you’re about.”
“Would you feel better if I went down on you?”
“I wasn’t the one who changed, you were.”
“I didn’t recognize you without the handcuffs.”
“I’m not proud of what I’ve done.”
“Believe me, I can’t help but love you.”
“Don’t ask how I know these things.”
“I can’t take anymore heartbreak.”
“We might as well just fuck.”
“You look like hell, what happened?”
“I’m not trying to tie you down.”
“You have to stop acting like this.”
“I thought I told you to leave.”
“I’m not cleaning up your mess.”
“You got all dressed up for me?”
“I know you don’t want me anymore, but I know no one’s fucked you better than I did.”
“Pick me up, I wanna go home.”
“That doesn’t sound legal.”
“I can feel you staring at my ass.”
“Nobody said it was a costume party, you heard what you wanted to hear.”
“I didn’t know I was broken until I wanted to change.”
“You’ve been drinking, I see.”
“What’d you forget?”
“Oh, wow, that’s… different.”
“I wouldn’t have made it through this without you.”
“When I love you, I meant that I’d love you forever.”
“Don’t say that. It’s true, but don’t say it.”
“I’m not leaving you alone until I know you’ve eaten and drank water.”
“You look beautiful even when you cry.”
“I don’t even recognize you.”
“We were lovers in a past life.”
“My bed still smells like you.”
“I don’t have the time to waste on you anymore.”
“It’s stupid how much I love you. I feel like I have brain rot.”
“I ran away, I couldn’t do it.”
“There’s a fine line between people watching and stalking.”
“Why did it have to be me?”
“That is wildly inappropriate. Let’s do it.”
“You feel like home.”
“I don’t remember you, I’m sorry.”
“Can we forget the things I said when I was drunk?”
“Something tells me I’ll never learn.”
“I was kinda hoping you’d stay.”
“We both know I’m not over you.”
Writing Prompts
Fluff Prompts
1. “Pinky promise you’ll love me forever?”
2. “Your heart is mine alone to cherish.”
3. “I’ll always stay by your side, even after you get old and gray.”
4. “I’ll tickle you until you kiss me.”
5. “Love me forever?” “….and ever and ever.”
6. “True love means sharing the last bite of cake.”
7. “I’m cold. Cuddle me until I’m warm?”
8. “I’ll never let anyone steal your smile.”
9. “I hope you know you’re mine forever.”
10. “Your kisses brighten my day.”
11. “I’ll protect you from the monsters under the bed.”
12. “Want to watch a scary movie?” “Only if you promise to sleepover!”
Angst Prompts
13. “I’m not ready for this to be over.”
14. “Why won’t you fight for me?”
15. “You may be gone, but you’ll never be forgotten.”
16. “Loving you was worth all the pain.”
17. “It’s time to let go already.”
18. “I’ll follow you, even if it means the end for me.”
19. “It started with a lie, which led to love, and eventually ended in devastation.”
20. “You confused love with lust; I never loved you.”
21. “You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.” “I wish I could say the same.”
(Smut prompts are under the cut)
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Starters: Some of My Favorite Lyrics, Pt. 3
Disclaimer: I changed some lyrics to fit the you/me format
“It was always the same old dream.”
“I tried to shoot you down. You’re still alive.”
“I know I’m not your only love.”
“This new girl sounds a lot like you.”
“I’ll be yours if you’ll be mine.”
“If you’re lonely, come be lonely with me.”
“Darling, you’re glowing.”
“You made too many enemies.”
“Any kind of love is alright!”
“I bet you take me for a fool.”
“I’m a fuckin’ pro.”
“My parents would be proud.”
“It’s not a race.”
“I have become such a negative person.”
“Maybe we can learn how to start again.”
“It doesn’t have to be like this.”
“It’s not too late.”
“Are you sick of me? Would you like to be?”
“Love can burn like a cigarette and leave you with nothing.”
“I might want to kiss you.”
“I wanna be everything that you need.”
“I’m confident when I’m with you.”
“Lately, all I feel is bad and bruised.”
“You will always be my favorite form of loving.”
“It’s really just a question of your honesty.”
“You used to be alright. What happened?”
“Why should I stay here?“
“I’d be crazy not to follow where you lead.”
“Everybody leaves if they get the chance.”
“Take me out tonight.”
“I never want to go home.”
“To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.”
“I guess I was wrong.”
“Don’t leave me stranded here.”
“Who’s gonna stop me?”
“This is really where it’s at.”
“I know what you’re trying to say.”
“What is wrong with the world today?”
“You’re so beautiful, you could be a waitress.”
“Let’s get out of here.”
“My place is usually tidier than this.”
“I’m not insane.”
“Don’t look at me, look at where I’m pointing.”
“All my old friends are gone.”
“They can’t know what’s in here.”
“I’m so tired of moving on.”
“I woke up in my clothes having dreamt of you.”
“Tell me that I’m the only one.”
“I’ll never get real.”
“If you do find someone better, I’ll still see you in everything.”
“Don’t you like me for me?”
“I’ll never love anyone else.”
“It just feels like the same party every weekend.”
“We can be anything, even apart.”
“It doesn’t have to be this hard.”
Send “🏞” to find my Muse unconscious in the middle of the road after they got ambushed.
Random dialogue prompts I came up with at 3 AM
1) "c h i c k e n n u g g e t s."
"Are... you good there?"
"Maybe if I had some chicken nuggets but otherwise I'm fine."
2) "The sun is weird."
"Whoa, what if we're all just tiny people in a machine?"
"Please, stop. No more. I can take no more."
3) "eY EY iM nOT CUTE."
4) "I'm not blue or green, I'm pUrPle sTooPid."
5) "AHHHHHHH!"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?"
"WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!"
"BECAUSE THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!"
6) "you're not my mother."
"well I am now."
"what."
"wow, I just gave you the adoption papers, take them already."
"they are.. imaginary.."
"okay! okay! fine, geez."
7) "how dare you quote my favourite series back to me when you know nothing of it."
8) "ahahaha you're so gullible it's not even funny anymore."
9) "you bOUGHT A FUCKING SUITCASE AND NOT THE GROCERIES? WHY?"
"yeah, but it's a magical suitcase."
"of course it is.."
10) "you'll always be my side hoe, you lovable bitch."
11) "note to self, NEVER again take dating advice from roomie."
12) "I'm not mary poppins, and it's not like a spoon full of sugar because that gives you high blood sugar and this most likely doesn't."
13) "I love you but can you not do something for like a day at least? Come on, even I need a break sometimes."
Self-Sacrifice Starters
tag me if you use any of these!! i wanna see what people write
"No, don't take them; they wouldn't be much fun. You want me."
"Don't you look at them. You look at me."
"I'm going. I'm sorry. I can't let you be hurt again."
"I don't care if they hate me as long as they're safe."
"What happens to me doesn't matter as long as they're safe."
"Do what you want to me; I'll never tell you about them."
"I deserve this; they don't."
"Where's X? ...Oh. You came in their place?"
"Take you? Convince me."
𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐃 & 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐒
𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐉𝐔𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄
“You’re dripping blood on the carpet.” “When I said scars are kinda sexy, I didn’t mean you should get one right away…” “Press that against the wound, I’m going to get the med kit.” “It’s bleeding quite badly.” “Oh God, what happened to you?!” “You’re covered in blood! Is it yours?” “Your head looks pretty bad. I’m sure it’ll need stitches.” “It’s going to hurt for a moment, but I’ll need to clean the wound.” “I’m so sorry this happened to you. But you’re safe now.” “That’s a pretty nasty bruise. Want some ice?” “Does it still hurt?” “I don’t think a band aid is gonna fix this…” “Whoa, hey, stay with me! You’re as white as a ghost. Don’t pass out.” “Damn, that must hurt. I’m sure there are some painkillers around here.” “You have to be seen by a doctor. This isn’t going to heal on its own.” “It looks broken. Can you move it at all?” “Here, lean on me. I’ll support you.” “I’m not going to leave you behind. If need be, I’ll carry you.” “I’m going to pick you up now, okay? Just hold on to me.” “Everything is going to be okay. Just hang in there.”
“I don’t feel so good.” “It’s seeping through the bandages.” “My head is throbbing. I think I have a concussion.” “I can barely breathe, it hurts so bad!” “It looks worse than it is. I’m sure it’ll be gone in a couple of days…” “You should see the other one.” “Don’t look at me like that. I don’t want your pity.” “It was my fault, really. I wasn’t paying attention and got hit in the face.” “Getting stabbed wasn’t really on my bucket list.” “I don’t think I can walk.” “Leave me behind, please. I’m just going to slow you down.” “Am I going to die?” “I can’t stop the bleeding.” “I think the bruise matches my eye color.” “Don’t touch it, please! It hurts.” “I don’t want to go to a hospital. I hate doctors!”