ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ʟᴀᴍʙᴏʀɢʜɪɴɪ ᴍᴏɴsᴛᴇʀ.

[cometcdaddy]

              sss-ssttarter!………………. who wants it. who WANTS it.

[cometcdaddy]

                                      ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ & ꜱᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴊᴏᴋᴇʀ                                                 a real masterwork.                                                                 a piece of shit.

[cometcdaddy]

@the-bctman​ ​

        ‘     bruceeeeeeey    -    did ya like the porn subscriptions.  SEE,  i  thought you could use some    COMPANY !   ‘

[cometcdaddy]

Do you Roleplay?

            WHAT?             WHA ??

             HUHH?

[murderous-manipulative-angel]

Suicide Squad | Behind The Scenes +  Jared Leto (Ace Chemicals)

[cometcdaddy]

@samenkomen​    TURNED OFF MY EDM WHY

                   ‘   that  rachel. .  .     she gotta nice PIECE’A  ASS.  

                         -----   you KNOW  ya can’t    LOOK,   RIGHT???   ‘

[omghotmemes]

The trickster

[shekih-deactivated20200624]

I wish I had more middle fingers

[mrdsc1010]

Lex *recruiting*: Get in loser. We’re starting our own league. 

(SPOILER!!!!)

[cometcdaddy]

       who else,  DARESto-     LIKE this   for a starter.

                                  they’re uh.   NOT.   free.

[cometcdaddy]

pitbxrn​:

          ❝ You express yourself with a creativity not apparently reflected in your THOUGHTS.               ————I confess to being…  disappointed. ❞

          ‘   sssshh    --     sshht  sshht  sshhtt  sshht-tt   --   ‘     that...   --  PACIFIER!  the joker brings himself near.   B ᵣ ₑ ₐ ₜ ₕ ₑ ₛ   its metal. he nibbles at the side.     ‘   ya big baby.   ‘

@pitbxrn​

[cometcdaddy]

[cometcdaddy]

                                         independent suicide squad                                               ≪ ℑ☻к Ξℜ ≫

                                            REAL PSYCHO . MATURE CONTENT.

[cometcdaddy]

                 wow i’ve missed my playlist on joker. it actually is decent

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Kidnapping Sentence Starters

as requested

The Kidnapped

“H-hey! Let GO of me!”

“Wow, we’re in an abandoned warehouse…how original.”

“You’ll regret this…”

“Please…just let me go…”

“HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP ME!”

“These restraints hurt…”

“As soon as I get out of these restraints, I’m going to kill you.”

“What do you want from me?” 

“Who are you?!”

“…Where am I?”

“When this is over, I’m going to make sure you rot in prison.”

“I’ll never tell you anything.”

“…Am I ever going to see my family again?”

“Do whatever you want. It doesn’t matter anyway.”

“Is that supposed to scare me?”

“Wow, I get a whole bottle of water after two days…how generous.”

“I don’t understand why you’re doing this to me.”

“You don’t look like a kidnapper…”

The Kidnapper

“Just stay still!”

“Be quiet! I don’t want to hurt you.”

“Stop asking questions.”

“Crap, that wasn’t supposed to happen…Wait–stop crying–I’m getting a bandage.”

“I know someone would pay a handsome price to have you back.”

“Scream all you want. No one will ever find you.”

“I can’t let you go. You’ll just rat on me.”

“Don’t even think about trying to escape.”

“If you don’t give me the information I want, I’ll use one of these pretty little blades on your pretty little neck.”

“Shit, I think I got the wrong person.”

“Torture isn’t fun if you’re going to stay quiet…”

“Relax, I’m not going to do anything. I’m just keeping you here until I get a phone call.”

“Try to leave one more time, and you won’t make it out alive next time.”

“Good, you stopped crying. I got you some food, so eat it and be quiet.”

[daily-joker]

Suicide Squad (2016)

[cometcdaddy]

“I’m not answering that.”

         ’           ohhhhh.      ‘   

          ’      WHY       not-tt.    it could be your     boyfriend-----  steeeve.  

       hah. HAH - HAH.   HAH - h a h !!!!!!!     ‘

[ostracizedpoodle]

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions