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she/he last fm: https://www.last.fm/user/knacktoflying

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VELVET GOLDMINE (1998) dir. Todd Haynes

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Do you think Charlie Kelly has ever listened to Lullaby by The Cure?

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Toronto I’m coming to you

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Toronto I’m coming to you

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The concept of naming your group Lady Antebellum

[itsverycoldoutside]

autopsy, 1915

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Reblog and put in the tags your favorite movie that came out during the 1980s.

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Reblog and put in the tags a celebrity crush who’s at least 20 years older than you.

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I feel so maternal towards Robert Smith rn

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MTA genuinely has tried to kill 5 times today. First there’s delays on the M train cuz they’re repairing shit now there’s No M. Like ok so I’ll take the F train instead Guess what. There’s no F. What the fuck now I have to take the bus. I got on the train 30 minutes ago and now Im back in Brooklyn waiting for the Bus. Im going to be mad late and today is the One Day I Cannot Be Late. Okay so just tell me to die.

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It’s a beautiful day in New York and I remembered I have two functional legs and free will so I walked to Domino Park. It’s called Domino Park because that’s where the sugar factory was. That river is the East River and the bridge is the Williamsburg Bridge.

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Is Tomodachi Life 2 hype over I just bought it

[loveridden1999]

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Baked Tres Leches cupcakes today for my mother. They came out so well…ladies if you want a 5’7 man with no dick who can bake here I am.

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wordle in 1: joyless. it is statistically inevitable that your go-to starting word will be the solution one day, and this is no more of an accomplishment than running a random number generator once a day until it gives you "1"

wordle in 2: misleading. you may think that this is the highest achievement, but it suffers from the same disappointment of a lucky guess that wordle in 1 causes. your second guess is a strategic choice, but ending the game this early just isn't interesting

wordle in 3: the peak. your starting word gave you some information and then your second guess contextualized that information into a solvable position. your sharp intuition and restraint is what truly separates you as above average.

wordle in 4: statistically average, par for the course, the baseline against which all other wordles are compared.

wordle in 5: you're sweating. you made a mistake at some point, or your starting word was effectively useless, and it took an extra guess above average to close things out. wordle in 5 comes as a relief.

wordle in 6: crushing humiliation. you have technically succeeded but at what cost. your thirty square grid will stare back at you like barrels of a firing squad. a failure in all but name.

wordle failure: never your fault. what kind of stupid word even was that like come on

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

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Tomorrow