𝐎𝐡 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐯- 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞?! (Headcanon)
Paring: Angle!brothers x Demon!bulter mc
Synopsis: If Prince Diavolo had a bulter before Barb
AU: What will happened if by some grace of lord The brothers meet Demon!butler Mc while still being Angles?
Perhaps when a kid burns down your favourite garden the most logical thing to do would be tying him to a tree and mentally torturing him before setting the tree on fire but with the said kid being the only heir and son of the demon king and a rather rational fellow butler who'll most likely send you flying down to earth if you do that (and save the kid. How rude) you very much decided against it as you glared at the toddler who was happily chewing onto Barbatos thumb.
Distressed, you walked towards your now tarnished and burnt garden, a sweet smell engulfed your nose as you picked up the only flower which stayed unaffected by the chaos around. Gloved fingers wrapped around the thin green stem as you picked the flower up. As expected, the beautiful white flower withered. The white pearls turned charcoal as they crumbled apart from your group.
Sighing, you turned towards Barbatos, who cradled the small devil in his arms. Your lips parted as you called out to your partner.
"Barbatos. There is magic traces her-
Your words came to a halt as you felt the soil beneath your feet being swept away. Your eyes met with Barbatos' widened one, leaves crumbling under the sole of his shoe as he reached out to you- yet too late- your vision engulfed with darkness as you felt yourself fall into something-anything, or nothing.
> perhaps taking a walk around the farthest border of Celestial realm wasn't that bad of an idea
> that. Was until a very unusual creature started falling from the sky. While screaming rather vulnerable words.
>thankfully or not the prideful angle was there to catch it or them it seemed
> he instantly knew what you really were.
> Even though the contact between Devildom and the celestial realm was very limited. Given how long he had lived, it was inevitable for Lucifer to have never been to devildom or meet any higher rank demons.
>And the one in his arms was definitely someone he had seen before.
>The third- or fourth, if counting the future demon king, strongest demon in existence. He had been to devildom a handful of times and you were present each time. Just standing beside the Demon king. Motionlessly waiting for his order.
> you both had a staring contest.
> Realising what situation you were in, you quickly stepped on your own two feet, a little far from the Seraphim.
>and the sun was fucking blazing
> "what are you doing here?" Lucifer broke the silence as he silently prepared for an attack.
> you pretended not to see that the angel was already prepared to fight, you could not really argue when it was you who fell from the sky into celestial realm
> "I..there seemed to have been a misinterpretation of teleportation magic you see. At Least that's what I think?.."
> you felt like dying inside, what you were saying felt like a lie made up by a very nervous 100 year old demon but it was the truth.
>Too bad the Angel seems to question your ability to lie. Not that you were lying. It's just that the truth seemed too much like a lie.
>but luckily, Lucifer didn't seem to want to attack you, at least not when you clearly were unarmed.
> "For unauthorised trespassing into another realm, i'm afraid i will have to apprehend you"
> Thankfully for Lucifer, you complied with him. Not like you could do something, demonic magic doesn't work in the celestial realm.
> if anyone told you, that someday you'll find yourself falling in celestial realm, into the arms of a Seraphim, you would most likely have killed them
>well i guess everything happens unexpectedly?
>Sadly Lucifer did not get to enjoy his break.
>Was being banished to Celestial realm 's furthest corner for exploring_ asking young angels to help him fun? No.
>Was a creature wearing weird clothes falling from the sky fun? Well they were pretty but still no.
> really tho. Mammon knew the border between the celestial realm and Devildom was a dangerous place but still he didn't expect someone to fall onto his head. Much less a demon.
>You slowly sat up, without realising that you were literally sitting on top of the angel. Head pounding as you tried to understand what in the devil's name just occurred.
>Mammon's eyes widened at the invulnerable word you just uttered as he stammered whatever sentence he could make out. Too flustered as he realised that you were too close to him.
> "you..i! Such invulnerable language!–how can you—use…such"
>Mammon would honestly be so flustered that he would go red. Red enough to make him look like he was going to cry.
>I like to think Mammon was a shy angel. Unlike Lucifer who never gets flustered, Asmodeus who is too shameless, Beelzebub and Belphergo who were too unbothered to care, Mammon did get flustered when in intimate situations with the opposite gender. (Not like he would admit it)
>It's not that you were not aware of the position you were in. You just chose to ignore it. It's not everyday you get to see a pretty face other than Barbatos'.
>You were just going to admire the pretty face beneath you for a while.
>Mammon's already red turned redder as you handed him the flower in your hand; the formerly decayed flower now restored to its former glory, it bloomed more brightly than it had before.
>maybe it was the sun, or just the fact that flowers seemed to prefer the celestial realm over devildom.
> clearly not knowing what to do, Mammon accepted the flower.
>You got up, brushing off any dirt from your black work pants before extending your palm to the angel who was still in a daze.
>You had to admit, the flower looked better with the dark skinned angel than in your hand.
> You narrowed your eyes, the sun shone brightly above. You felt your body bubbling up as you loosened your work tie, loosening your collar.
>Mammon stood there still, face still bubbling red as he stared at you.
> You stood there as the wind caressed against your skin, sunlight shone brightly against your soft skin as you loosened your collar-
>*thamb* The sound of Mammon's hands against his cheeks finally brought you back to the situation at hand. Huffing a bit, you finally called out to the angel.
> "You. Take me to a higher rank angel or something. I'll have to explain before they find out on their own"
>Maybe you came off as rude and arrogant but honestly you were in a hurry, who knows what the higher rank angels will do if they find out that a demon had trespassed into Celestia.
> Mammon hastily nodded as he guided you soon after. He may be a little careless but even he knew that going into another realm without a reason; or permission was a big no-no.
> Pity. He thought. Demons seemed to be awfully pretty creatures.
>Asmodeus might be the least affected by a demon falling from the literal sky while he was on a walk to gather pretty flowers.
>He would see you falling down beforehand.
>and like the prince charming he is, he'll effortlessly catch you.
>Asmodeus was pretty mesmerised by you tho. Being one of the most beautiful angels in the Celestial realm, only a few could be recognized as mildly pretty by him.
>he has high standards, what do you expect?
>He probably knew you were a demon. But hey a pretty face.
>"my my. Never did i think that a demon would fall into my arms much less such a beauty~"
>You already hated him for his voice lmao.
> He didn't let you down tho, unlike Lucifer he seemed a little too happy to be carrying you.
> "hmmm~ but what business does a demon have here? I don't think I have heard anything about a visit from devildom?"
> Of Course he hasn't. You weren't even supposed to be here. Stupid diavolo.
> Before you could say something, Asmodeus would already be on his way to the main area. While still holding you bridal style.
> "I'm going to have to take you to Michael tho~ Lucifer is too mean. Don't worry tho Michael is reallyy nice!"
> A sinister smile appeared on his face.
> "ah ah..unless you are here for a reason?"
> The entire journey to Michael would be embarrassing; and annoying. His singing made you feel like clawing your own face.
> Asmo is definitely an angel you don't like. But maybe that's going to change in the near future?
Leviathan; (this is short, sorry)
> nah cuz this man is going to dislike you on sight.
>his job is literally to fight against Devildom in wars. He has a special dislike towards them.
> Catch you? He'll literally back away 5 feets and let you fall on the flower bed.
> You are pretty sure you broke something, hopefully not your pocket watch.
> He looks at you like Barbatos does to a rat, pure disgust.
> sorry but he isn't going to let you talk, he WILL drag you to the mainland.
> Definitely the one to be upset over the fact that you coming to the Celestial realm was indeed because of a mishap with magic.
>10/10 would not like to meet him again.
> literally they are the best people to meet.
> Beel is already kind as a demon so there is no doubt that he'll be pure bliss as an angel.
>Belphie, I like to think that just like he likes humans, he would have zero problems with demons. Though He would be a little doubtful.
> definitely believe he overheard Lucifer and Michael talk about the top dogs of Devildom and heard about you.
> It would be Belphie who would catch you, Beelzebub would be too stunned or busy munching on food.
> Beel would see you first but Belphie catches you. He followed Beel's eyes and saw you falling. He panicked and ran to catch you.
> He would catch you and fall himself, he definitely isn't the strongest when it comes to raw strength.
> Beel would come forward, concerned about his brother and the random demon.
> After standing up you politely introduce yourself. And explained your situation (without mentioning the heir of Devildom Of Course)
> Beel was quick to accept your words, it made you wonder if all angels were like him.
>Belphie made you realise that they were indeed not. He looked very suspicious of you to the point you felt offended.
>It was only because he is concerned about his older brother. Don't mind him.
>they'll politely take you to Lucifer.
> You didn't appreciate seeing Lucifer. He was mean.
