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@mammonbignaturals "mammon explaining why the mlm “business” he bought into isn’t a pyramid scheme like that one scene from the office" post got to me ok
I finished the poll fics, one for each char in order if demand, but now- now i am free to freak out about long haired barbie and do requests and sequels. But first- something self indulgent.
Mammon x Gn!Reader! Rated T for the process of parenthood. Just the concept. Lemme dream. Dang.
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"You'd make a good dad, Mamm'." the thought spills out and it pauses his hand on your head. You'd both just gotten back from a party and you were feeling a little worn out from the dancing and noise. Being here, laid out on his chest while he let you decompress before changing- it was comfortable and domestic. The thought had just spurred in your mind that if you two had a child, this would probably make them feel safe. He doesn't interrupt so you continue with your train of thought.
"My Mammon is always so good to me." It's half mumbled against his expensive shirt. "You always encourage me and try to take care of me. I love you." And you mean it. The two of you have been together for a few years now and despite practically being attached at the hip, you can never get enough of him. It makes sense you'd imagine a family, even if it's just once and if tonight had proven anything, it was that the man was nurturing and paid attention. Not that you ever doubted that for a second.
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Idk man. Demon form teef,,,,,
(No Lucifer bc I think I did him in another post already??? Also I got lazy
Lalit is a gorgeous woman.
No, really, she is!
With an otherworldly, ethereal beauty, she attracts the attention of many. The Prince of Devildom, her fiancé, is no less.
And yes, dating a beautiful woman like her is many people's dream!
But there are also downsides to it.
Like today, when they were having lunch at one of the best bistros nearby the House of Lords. Most people stare at her. And Diavolo can't blame them. It is impossible to look away from her. But there is this one particular lord who's always opposed him that seems to be ogling at her.
Diavolo isn't the kind to cause a scene. It is unbecoming of a future king like him. So he just ignores it while focusing on his beautiful fiancé. They are laughing about a failed prank by Satan when the man in question approaches her, blocking her view of Diavolo, and speaks smugly “You know, a beautiful girl like you can do better than a weakling like him.” He hands her his card “Call me when you're done. I'll show you what a real demon is like.”
Lalit was raised right as well. Even though, deep down he knows she wants to slap him, she gives him a polite, yet sharp look and takes the card, nodding in acknowledgement of his presence.
When he leaves, she rolls her eyes and looks at Diavolo again, her dusty pink eyes full of the love and adoration she has for him. She keeps talking about the prank, but what he said bugs Diavolo.
Back at the Castle, after changing into their pyjamas, Lalit finally asks him “Beloved, are you still reeling over what that idiot said?”
He gives her an apologetic smile and approaches her, standing in front of their bed “I know I shouldn't, but I can't help but think if you could do better than me...”
Lalit sighed, cursing in Tamil under her breath and then placed her hands on his chest “Let me ask you something, my love. Whom do I kiss at every turn?”
“Well... Me.”
“Whom do I say 'I love you' thousands of times a day?”
“Me...”
“Whose ring do I have on my finger?”
“...Mine.”
She, who was kneeling on the bed, propped herself up to his face, tracing his lips, then asked “And on whose bed do I lay with every night without fault?”
He swallowed, the tension between them palpitating “M-mine.”
She chuckled “Then why bother thinking about some idiot who thinks has a chance? And even if there was someone better for me, I don't want them. I want you, Diavolo, Prince of Devildom. Nobody else. Alright?”
He didn't reply. Instead, he kissed her, taking off her red silky pyjamas he had bought, spreading her on the bed.
Because she had a point. She was his, soon forevermore, and no one could change that.
a/n: first ficlet of lalit and dia!!! please lmk your thoughts! may publish more hehehe. mind you, i'm a slowass writer sksksks
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generally, i mostly daydream myself in a poly relationship with solomon-simeon. other times, it's with solomon-satan. or with all three at one, solomon-simeon-satan. because i can. and luke is my very cute and easy to tease little brother. because of the way i view relationships, the term r/s here doesn't necessarily have to mean romantic in nature: sometimes i imagine we're in a qpr or just very close friends and go about my day aha.
so being in a relationship with them... hmm. well.