Keepin' It Real (Cozy)

Comfortable Couture From a Sartorial Sloth

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Found my new spirit animal.

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NEED THESE IN MY LIFE K THX

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An oldie but a goodie

Looking Chic in the Most Comfortable Way Possible

You don’t have to tell me twice.

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how i met my bath robe

Cobie Smulders/Robin Scherbatsky is my Patronus

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Yes thank you I’ll take five.

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treat yo self

I’m going on vacation soon and found this Parade article

https://parade.com/902392/kelli_acciardo/ways-to-self-care-while-traveling/

Which led me to discover these:

Vintage and plush AF? And apparently they’re meant to be worn instead of shoes? I need them in my life.

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sunday funday

People are always asking me, “Hey, what are you doing in my house and why are all my things organized by color?” 

I just laugh, and laugh, and laugh and pretend they asked me, “Hey, what are your favorite lazy day activities?” 

Here’s my answer, in order of how I do them.

1. Sleep in mad hard

2. Order breakfast. This is 2019 we got UberEats why am I going to go out for food.

3. Mimosas

4. Weighted blanket life

5. Stream something. Preferably something you’ve seen before that you can binge because what if you take a spontaneous nap?

6. Look at puppies and kittens for adoption on your phone and cry.

7. Maybe skip the last one or don’t.

8. What time is it? I don’t know, order food again. Bills schmills.

9. Maybe another nap?

10. Good job it’s 1 AM and you’re wide awake because you slept most of the day better look at those puppies and kittens again.

The end.

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who wore it better

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it was the best of times it was the uncomfiest of times

I would not have done well in Victorian times. All those dress layers ugh just hand me a frock and then it’s Dickens & Chill

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Waking up from a nap like what

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I know we’re getting toward Halloween season but I need this.

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Shut up and take my money.

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Let’s get cozy.

Know what I hate doing? Basically anything. 

Where my sloths at?

I don’t know how to start these things so let me just say: 

You can call me V.

I love when my socks complement my hair.

I love rainy days because they don’t make me feel guilty about staying inside.

I just want to feel good and look good doing it. That’s why I’m here.

Live, laugh, LOUNGE.