watchin still-livin roots be consumed by the flame

i'm jesse! 29, she/they. common or garden fool.

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[comfytaire]

i currently have very little to do at work today and my boss is off and my manager is otherwise distracted so i am going to read wolf hall and wiggle my mouse every so often for the next 7 hours

[irondive]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

i bet on crazy frogs

[kosmogrl]

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

[tenisperfection]

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

[neckfat]

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[hazyinmyhead]

sometimes i’ll be scrolling on here and almost reblog what a mutual reblogged from me like so true bestie

[hylian-prosecutor]

Tell me how I'm supposed to focus on "important things" when sumer is icumen in lhude sing cuccu groweþ sed and bloweþ med and springþ þe wde nu sing cuccu sing cuccu

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[agnesandhilda]

if female top nudity weren't viewed as inherently sexually explicit. oh brother. I would be letting those puppies hang like you wouldn't believe

[agnesandhilda]

the thing is I would be okay with being viewed as sexually attractive while topless. like a shirtless cis man can be a considered a hunk beefcake eye candy etc but it's not by nature r-rated. usamerican society at large is able to understand that toplessness can be sexually appealing but is not in itself a sexual act when a man does it. if I could be just casually topless on a hot day or something without the little flashing light over my head saying think of the CHILDREN I would be getting minoan with it

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[charl0ttan]

watching a fictional character stop being the same age as you is fucked up

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[officialpenisenvy]

the thing about getting out of the torment nexus is that you do start thinking "man if you ignore the torment i used to have a lot of fun in the torment nexus"