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rp is my hobby, not my jobby
q: how does he love you? a: with every atom of his existenceĀ q: how does he look at you? a: like hisĀ soul is screaming at him to be selfishĀ q: how do you love him? a: with hope q: how do you look at him? a: with despair
You didnāt tell by Abby S (via fireandsteelofangels)
donāt feel bad for feeling sad or anxious. you donāt need to have a valid reason, emotions are messy. sometimes the only thing that can help is resting, and taking care of yourself. do little things that make you feel calmer. express strong emotions in ways that donāt hurt yourself in any form. stay healthy and well-rested and surround yourself with things that are good for you. be there for yourself. this will pass.
magical girls, as they are called, are most often born of a hopeful wish, of a wish to heal someone, to protect a loved one, to protect the helpless.Ā they get their powers from the hope that their wishes bring, and through this magic, a girl can grant her own wish, make her own miracle come true, even beyond what science can.Ā but sometimes, magical girls are born from a darker wish, a wish to hurtĀ someone, to exactĀ revengeĀ for your suffering.Ā for these girls, it only ends in disaster.
Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā HANA.Ā /Ā HARUKA.Ā /Ā RIKU.Ā /Ā AKANE.
brendon urie responding to annoying comments ask meme.
ā your friends are cool, not fuck you, alright cool.Ā ā
ā who are you to call dominos shitty ? do you own a pizzaria ? nahĀ so shut up. ā
ā i donāt even like domnios pizza. ā
ā youāre ruining your education, get the fuck off. ā
ā go fuckinā pee, alright ? go pee. ā
ā prove it, and then send pictures. ā Ā Ā ā you guys are clever. ā
ā what a stupid, unnecessarily offensive thing to say. iām bored. ā
ā take that. sneezed on ya. ā
ā donāt be a bitch ? guess what ? iām not a bitch. āĀ
ā youāre a dumba. ā
ā if youāre raising your kid to wait at the traffic light until it turns yellow and then red and then make their turn, you shouldāve never have had that kid. ā
ā you idiot ! hey, remember when i called you an idiot ? sorry about that. ā
ā you sound like a fucking boy. ā
ā sorry, sorry ā i got real heated for a second. ā
ā tell your family they can fuck off. ā
Ā ā i donāt care what you think as long as itās about me. ā
ā i respect your brotherās opinion. ā
ā i need to make a shirt that saysĀ ā hated by families everywhere. āĀ ā
ā fuck yourĀ bacon. i love bacon. ā
ā yo, if you eat ranch, what the fuck is wrong with you ? ā
ā if youāre gonna get wings, go bleu cheese. ā
ā lemme say my piece.Ā ā
Ā ā whyād you make it about you ? iām trying to make it about the sauce. ā
ā iām trying to fuck their game up, babe. ā
ā donāt take this personally. ā
ā heās a fuck boy. ā
ā you kids and your fuck boy comments. ā
ā well then get out and give somebody else a chance. ā
ā ⦠fuck boy. ā
ā if you scrunch toilet paper you are a disgrace, and you are sloppy, and you need to fold your toilet paper. ā
ā thatās gross. ā
ā i sound like a minion ? ā
ā you sound like a minion. ā
Ā ā shots fired. ā
ā thatās a sideways fuck you. ā
ā alright, donāt get it twisted. ā
ā ninety percent of these areĀ āfuck my ass.āĀ ā
ā hey, these are very intelligent comments, sir. ā
ā iām not a bitch but thank you for acknowledging that iām not trash. ā
ā i call everybody dumb-dumb. ā
ā watch your fucking language. fuck you. ā
ā why you calling me a magg- oh, thatās not that word. ā
ā iām egotistical ? thatās sweet. ā
ā stop being an emo fuck boy. ā
ā no, they get in the way of you being a fucking idiot, though. ā
ā i am a fuck boy. ā
Ā ā oh, thatās very sweet of you. ā
ā what are you guys doing ? ā
ā what the fuck happened to discretion ? ā
ā that sentence just made me so mad right now. ā
ā quit asking me if i have fuckinā hairy balls, jesus christ. ā
ā i eat like an annoying white girl ? this from an annoying white girl. come on. ā
ā no, you ding dong. ā
ā i canāt disagree with that. ā
ā hey, woah, i am not gay. but i will suck a dick. ā
ā get the fuck outta here. ā
ā woah. take it easy. ā
ā stop being so boring. ā
ā go to bed, you dumb ass. ā
ā that was mean. ā
I cannot deactivate until you say that you are satisfied with your care.
for layla.Ā
hiro: but tadashi... you just let him die
callaghan: this is so sad alexa play despacito
I wish I could tell you whatās wrong Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā But I am afraid it would be too much for you
to the people i roleplay with:Ā i live for angst & i will most likely turn things angsty im so sorry
I accidentally listened to Immortals by Fall Out Boy and it made me emo
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āItās my lucky day!ā Irisā smile widens. He canāt help but to be giddy.Ā āActually, hereās my business card.ā He pulls one out from his pocketāblack & gold with fancy lettering. A bit fancy for a body guard, but he likes to impress.Ā āShoot me a text whenever youāre free? I know you paramedics work long shifts.ā He pauses and then jolts, remembering he hasnāt even introduced himself properly.Ā āIām Iris by the way⦠Sānice to meet you.āĀ
Ā Ā Ā ohĀ ,Ā thisĀ isĀ aĀ fancyĀ businessĀ cardĀ --Ā tadashiĀ wondersĀ howĀ muchĀ itĀ wouldĀ costĀ toĀ makeĀ oneĀ ofĀ hisĀ ownĀ idlyĀ inĀ theĀ backĀ ofĀ hisĀ mind.Ā heĀ canĀ pictureĀ itĀ nowĀ --Ā aĀ bitĀ ofĀ anĀ inaneĀ thoughtĀ ,Ā heāsĀ aĀ bitĀ tired.Ā heĀ tucksĀ itĀ intoĀ hisĀ walletĀ --Ā otherwiseĀ heāllĀ mostĀ certainlyĀ loseĀ it.Ā āĀ irisĀ ?Ā iāllĀ makeĀ sureĀ toĀ remember.Ā myĀ nameāsĀ tadashi.Ā iāllĀ certainlyĀ textĀ youĀ soon.Ā ā
listen. thereās nothing āboringā about ships that are stable and built on mutual trust and respect. there can be angst and drama and all those juicy bits without the characters being absolutely abysmal to each other all the damn time
baby steps. if youāre overwhelmed by something, make tiny achievable goals - do them one at a time. do it at your own pace, donāt look at everyone else. itās ok to start late. you can do it.
shit saved on my phone rp meme edition: part 1
note: these all came from things i saved on my phone. but this one focuses mostly on shit i found on reddit. they might be references to things but i found them on reddit and got a chuckle. i did adjust the grammar for a few of these so they read better. feel free to adjust names/pronouns as needed some might border nsfw territory, and a lot have questionable language
āfool me once, shame on you. fool me sixteen times, maybe i have poor pattern recognition skills.ā āto be fair, eating ass is way more fun than church.ā āFirst you eat ass, then you suck a dick, then you sell drugs. sure the list starts off just about as any list can begin but by the end you own your own small business.ā āhaving to wear dresses because your balls are too big for your pants. thatās the manliest thing iāve heard all day.ā āwhy do you think the irish and scots wear kilts?ā ābuy him a pack of crayons as a snack to keep him distracted.ā āi prefer orange, for the flavor.ā āi prefer purple. it reminds me of the nectar that is āgrape drankā weād get in the field.ā āingredients: water, sugar, purple.ā āthatās how i figured out santa mustāve been sleeping with my mom.ā āare you sure theyāre your best friends if you arenāt involved with any of this?ā āyeah, if they were really your best friends, they wouldāve included you.ā āin eighth grade, i promised to beat someone over the head with a shoe if they broke a promise. i fulfilled my promise in the middle of the lunch line. still one of my favorite memories.ā āyou have never been on the receiving end of a three shoe beating, have you dear ed-boy?ā āa buddy of mine got sent to jail and completely lost his shit as soon as he got there. 30 seconds in, he punched another guy, that guy went down and a huge fight broke out. there was a lot of blood, a lot of swearing, and the whole time my buddy was just swinging wildly and shouting absolute nonsense. we donāt play monopoly together anymore.ā āOh man. My takeaway was āof course you donāt play monopoly with him anymore, howāre you gonna do that when the guy is in prison?āā āIāM NAILS IN MY EYES JOHNSON HERE AT NAILS IN MY EYES JOHNSONāS STRIP CLUB.ā āI CANāT REALLY TELL, ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE NAILS IN MY EYES.ā āwhy doesnāt Ice-T sound like ruPaul, that sounds like a perfect world.ā āweāve all seen hannah montana, we know exactly what this means.ā ānot all heroes wear capes ā some wear pajama pants.ā āi spent a ton of my bossā money, ran up his credit cards, drank his beer, ate his food, and even slept with his wife. he knows about all of it, and isnāt even pissed. full disclosure? iām self-employed.ā āEarly in the morning, I received a better job offer via phone. I came back in to my manager looking very relieved. He told me the person who previously held my position went on a lunch break and never came back. as soon as he said that, i knew my destiny. i took my lunch later that day, and vanished.ā āNow that manager is convinced someone is kidnapping his employees.ā āyou sent him for drug testing, he tested drugs, and passed! you fired him? this is obviously a misunderstanding.ā āwas playing uno. i yell out uno. he said draw four bitch. fuck him, who needs friends anyway.ā āmy friend is epileptic. one time after a seizure, i asked if she knew me. she looked up at me and eventually said 'mom?ā in a very uncertain tone. iām a little younger than her and i have a beard.ā āEMT girl points to me and says 'do you recognize him?ā my uncle gives me the most dumbfounded look iāve ever seen in my life and goes 'who the fuck are you?!ā.ā āsounds like the plot of nearly ever scooby doo episode.ā [txt] IT WAS JIMBO, THE MAINTENANCE MAN!!! [txt] Itās Louisiana. His name is Jimbeaux. āif he didnāt douse himself with gas and light himself on fire, he was definitely planning on murdering your entire family.ā āhe was doing a test run on himself.ā ā(name) was never the brightest⦠well, i take that back.ā āwhen i was in eighth grade, a seventh grade girl stabbed this guy in the foreign language area.ā āis that between the kidneys?ā
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