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rp is my hobby, not my jobby
q: how does he love you? a: with every atom of his existence q: how does he look at you? a: like his soul is screaming at him to be selfish q: how do you love him? a: with hope q: how do you look at him? a: with despair
You didn’t tell by Abby S (via fireandsteelofangels)
don’t feel bad for feeling sad or anxious. you don’t need to have a valid reason, emotions are messy. sometimes the only thing that can help is resting, and taking care of yourself. do little things that make you feel calmer. express strong emotions in ways that don’t hurt yourself in any form. stay healthy and well-rested and surround yourself with things that are good for you. be there for yourself. this will pass.
magical girls, as they are called, are most often born of a hopeful wish, of a wish to heal someone, to protect a loved one, to protect the helpless. they get their powers from the hope that their wishes bring, and through this magic, a girl can grant her own wish, make her own miracle come true, even beyond what science can. but sometimes, magical girls are born from a darker wish, a wish to hurt someone, to exact revenge for your suffering. for these girls, it only ends in disaster.
HANA. / HARUKA. / RIKU. / AKANE.
brendon urie responding to annoying comments ask meme.
“ your friends are cool, not fuck you, alright cool. “
“ who are you to call dominos shitty ? do you own a pizzaria ? nah so shut up. ”
“ i don’t even like domnios pizza. ”
“ you’re ruining your education, get the fuck off. ”
“ go fuckin’ pee, alright ? go pee. ”
“ prove it, and then send pictures. ” “ you guys are clever. ”
“ what a stupid, unnecessarily offensive thing to say. i’m bored. ”
“ take that. sneezed on ya. ”
“ don’t be a bitch ? guess what ? i’m not a bitch. ”
“ you’re a dumba. ”
“ if you’re raising your kid to wait at the traffic light until it turns yellow and then red and then make their turn, you should’ve never have had that kid. ”
“ you idiot ! hey, remember when i called you an idiot ? sorry about that. ”
“ you sound like a fucking boy. ”
“ sorry, sorry – i got real heated for a second. ”
“ tell your family they can fuck off. ”
“ i don’t care what you think as long as it’s about me. ”
“ i respect your brother’s opinion. ”
“ i need to make a shirt that says ‘ hated by families everywhere. ’ “
“ fuck your bacon. i love bacon. ”
“ yo, if you eat ranch, what the fuck is wrong with you ? ”
“ if you’re gonna get wings, go bleu cheese. ”
“ lemme say my piece. ”
“ why’d you make it about you ? i’m trying to make it about the sauce. ”
“ i’m trying to fuck their game up, babe. ”
“ don’t take this personally. ”
“ he’s a fuck boy. ”
“ you kids and your fuck boy comments. ”
“ well then get out and give somebody else a chance. ”
“ … fuck boy. ”
“ if you scrunch toilet paper you are a disgrace, and you are sloppy, and you need to fold your toilet paper. ”
“ that’s gross. ”
“ i sound like a minion ? ”
“ you sound like a minion. ”
“ shots fired. ”
“ that’s a sideways fuck you. ”
“ alright, don’t get it twisted. ”
“ ninety percent of these are ‘fuck my ass.’ “
“ hey, these are very intelligent comments, sir. ”
“ i’m not a bitch but thank you for acknowledging that i’m not trash. ”
“ i call everybody dumb-dumb. ”
“ watch your fucking language. fuck you. ”
“ why you calling me a magg- oh, that’s not that word. ”
“ i’m egotistical ? that’s sweet. ”
“ stop being an emo fuck boy. ”
“ no, they get in the way of you being a fucking idiot, though. ”
“ i am a fuck boy. ”
“ oh, that’s very sweet of you. ”
“ what are you guys doing ? ”
“ what the fuck happened to discretion ? ”
“ that sentence just made me so mad right now. ”
“ quit asking me if i have fuckin’ hairy balls, jesus christ. ”
“ i eat like an annoying white girl ? this from an annoying white girl. come on. ”
“ no, you ding dong. ”
“ i can’t disagree with that. ”
“ hey, woah, i am not gay. but i will suck a dick. ”
“ get the fuck outta here. ”
“ woah. take it easy. ”
“ stop being so boring. ”
“ go to bed, you dumb ass. ”
“ that was mean. ”
I cannot deactivate until you say that you are satisfied with your care.
for layla.
hiro: but tadashi... you just let him die
callaghan: this is so sad alexa play despacito
I wish I could tell you what’s wrong But I am afraid it would be too much for you
to the people i roleplay with: i live for angst & i will most likely turn things angsty im so sorry
I accidentally listened to Immortals by Fall Out Boy and it made me emo
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“It’s my lucky day!” Iris’ smile widens. He can’t help but to be giddy. “Actually, here’s my business card.” He pulls one out from his pocket—black & gold with fancy lettering. A bit fancy for a body guard, but he likes to impress. “Shoot me a text whenever you’re free? I know you paramedics work long shifts.” He pauses and then jolts, remembering he hasn’t even introduced himself properly. “I’m Iris by the way… S’nice to meet you.”
oh , this is a fancy business card -- tadashi wonders how much it would cost to make one of his own idly in the back of his mind. he can picture it now -- a bit of an inane thought , he’s a bit tired. he tucks it into his wallet -- otherwise he’ll most certainly lose it. ❝ iris ? i’ll make sure to remember. my name’s tadashi. i’ll certainly text you soon. ❞
listen. there’s nothing “boring” about ships that are stable and built on mutual trust and respect. there can be angst and drama and all those juicy bits without the characters being absolutely abysmal to each other all the damn time
baby steps. if you’re overwhelmed by something, make tiny achievable goals - do them one at a time. do it at your own pace, don’t look at everyone else. it’s ok to start late. you can do it.
shit saved on my phone rp meme edition: part 1
note: these all came from things i saved on my phone. but this one focuses mostly on shit i found on reddit. they might be references to things but i found them on reddit and got a chuckle. i did adjust the grammar for a few of these so they read better. feel free to adjust names/pronouns as needed some might border nsfw territory, and a lot have questionable language
“fool me once, shame on you. fool me sixteen times, maybe i have poor pattern recognition skills.” “to be fair, eating ass is way more fun than church.” “First you eat ass, then you suck a dick, then you sell drugs. sure the list starts off just about as any list can begin but by the end you own your own small business.” “having to wear dresses because your balls are too big for your pants. that’s the manliest thing i’ve heard all day.” “why do you think the irish and scots wear kilts?” “buy him a pack of crayons as a snack to keep him distracted.” “i prefer orange, for the flavor.” “i prefer purple. it reminds me of the nectar that is ‘grape drank’ we’d get in the field.” “ingredients: water, sugar, purple.” “that’s how i figured out santa must’ve been sleeping with my mom.” “are you sure they’re your best friends if you aren’t involved with any of this?” “yeah, if they were really your best friends, they would’ve included you.” “in eighth grade, i promised to beat someone over the head with a shoe if they broke a promise. i fulfilled my promise in the middle of the lunch line. still one of my favorite memories.” “you have never been on the receiving end of a three shoe beating, have you dear ed-boy?” “a buddy of mine got sent to jail and completely lost his shit as soon as he got there. 30 seconds in, he punched another guy, that guy went down and a huge fight broke out. there was a lot of blood, a lot of swearing, and the whole time my buddy was just swinging wildly and shouting absolute nonsense. we don’t play monopoly together anymore.” “Oh man. My takeaway was ‘of course you don’t play monopoly with him anymore, how’re you gonna do that when the guy is in prison?’” “I’M NAILS IN MY EYES JOHNSON HERE AT NAILS IN MY EYES JOHNSON’S STRIP CLUB.” “I CAN’T REALLY TELL, ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE NAILS IN MY EYES.” “why doesn’t Ice-T sound like ruPaul, that sounds like a perfect world.” “we’ve all seen hannah montana, we know exactly what this means.” “not all heroes wear capes – some wear pajama pants.” “i spent a ton of my boss’ money, ran up his credit cards, drank his beer, ate his food, and even slept with his wife. he knows about all of it, and isn’t even pissed. full disclosure? i’m self-employed.” “Early in the morning, I received a better job offer via phone. I came back in to my manager looking very relieved. He told me the person who previously held my position went on a lunch break and never came back. as soon as he said that, i knew my destiny. i took my lunch later that day, and vanished.” “Now that manager is convinced someone is kidnapping his employees.” “you sent him for drug testing, he tested drugs, and passed! you fired him? this is obviously a misunderstanding.” “was playing uno. i yell out uno. he said draw four bitch. fuck him, who needs friends anyway.” “my friend is epileptic. one time after a seizure, i asked if she knew me. she looked up at me and eventually said 'mom?’ in a very uncertain tone. i’m a little younger than her and i have a beard.” “EMT girl points to me and says 'do you recognize him?’ my uncle gives me the most dumbfounded look i’ve ever seen in my life and goes 'who the fuck are you?!’.” “sounds like the plot of nearly ever scooby doo episode.” [txt] IT WAS JIMBO, THE MAINTENANCE MAN!!! [txt] It’s Louisiana. His name is Jimbeaux. “if he didn’t douse himself with gas and light himself on fire, he was definitely planning on murdering your entire family.” “he was doing a test run on himself.” “(name) was never the brightest… well, i take that back.” “when i was in eighth grade, a seventh grade girl stabbed this guy in the foreign language area.” “is that between the kidneys?”
❝ -- and then , i’m sitting there trying to leave , but i just end up backing into everyone. ❞ / @armorian ❤’d
AU STARTER CALL , tell me what au u want and i write starter
uh i’m bad at this so now it’s just a one liner starter call OR an au starter call