comically opposite box 📦🔃

only the best delivery service in all of animation vs tumblr! our employees are all anonymous, except joe.

[comically-opposite-box]

hello animation vs tumblr, i am proud to introduce our company's official tumblr account!

where you too, can request an order, for anyone, to be added to our list of deliveries.

we specialize in opposite orders, however occasionally we get a raise in company funds and we can fund more, special edition orders!

have fun requesting, or just chatting! although, our employees should NOT be slacking with conversation, so please report any to our HR manager for a special discount!

thank you, and dont let this be a waste of company funds. seriously. an employee stole $10k just to mess up a delivery. dont be like joe.

—📦🔃

[comically-opposite-box]

give green cat anon a catnip ball

your requested delivery is on its way! please give an approximate 1-5 business days for it to process. :)

[green-is-that-you]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

so here is your scheduled box delivery of minecraft silverfish, enjoy!

-📦🔃

🍃<( you people have SO MUCH POWER being able to SPAWN THINGS IN SO EASILY and you fucking use it to SPAWN A BOX FULL OF SILVERFISH. AM I JUST A JOKE TO YOU ALL?? i'm not opening that shit and it's NOT gonna stay near my base. fucking hell.

[*They pick up the box and start bringing it away from their "base"*]

🍃<( how the hell am i supposed to get rid of that shit..

[comically-opposite-box]

Comically opposite box™ is not liable for being unable to get rid of boxes. Enjoy your order! :)

[green-is-that-you]

🍃<( and what if i send YOU a box of uh idfk BOMBS?? >:[[[ WHAT THEN!!

//she cant do that yalls safe hehe 🙏🙏

[comically-opposite-box]

I would really wish you luck in doing so, as our cooperation's location is not public information.

However, any new incoming packages to us will just merely be handled by one of our......most troublesome employee, so your threats are no major attack on us! In fact, you'd probably be doing us a favor, we've been trying to get rid of him for ages....

Sincerely, HR

[green-is-that-you]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

so here is your scheduled box delivery of minecraft silverfish, enjoy!

-📦🔃

🍃<( you people have SO MUCH POWER being able to SPAWN THINGS IN SO EASILY and you fucking use it to SPAWN A BOX FULL OF SILVERFISH. AM I JUST A JOKE TO YOU ALL?? i'm not opening that shit and it's NOT gonna stay near my base. fucking hell.

[*They pick up the box and start bringing it away from their "base"*]

🍃<( how the hell am i supposed to get rid of that shit..

[comically-opposite-box]

Comically opposite box™ is not liable for being unable to get rid of boxes. Enjoy your order! :)

[comically-opposite-box]

May I request:

A box of various colors of shutter shades to Cop Anon?

your requested delivery is on its way! please give an approximate 1-5 business days for it to process. :)

[comically-opposite-box]

may i request a kirby plush for both @.avasts-nightmare and his author @.kiruyeen >:3

your requested delivery is on its way! please give an approximate 1-5 business days for it to process. :)

[avasts-nightmare]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of letters, except its the same three letters, d, n, & i, enjoy!

-📦🔃

w

why cant you guys just let me forget.

why cant you let EVERYONE ELSE forget!?

why are you so insistent on letting this be a part of my legacy!?

siggghUUGHHH

...

well. I always wondered what they tasted like.

[king-orange]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, of homophobic anon, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A box of homophobic aura, enjoy!

-📦🔃

I really don’t need this? I’m bi? I know way too many queer people in my life to possibly want this.

[kittycatred]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, of an anon, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A cat, enjoy!

-📦🔃

AWWWH i got an actual cat ?1?!?!

wait a second this cat can't see me right now......

....this is awkward......

[ cat's pov: ]

[hmph-anon]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, of homophobic anon, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A box of homophobic aura, enjoy!

-📦🔃 (huh...odd, the request must have accidentally bounced back to the homophobic anon themself.......)

? .... i'm delivering this one myself then

[rocket-contact-deactivated20250]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, of homophobic anon, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of A box of homophobic aura, enjoy!

-📦🔃

What in the-

...

i'm throwing this away

[hmph-anon]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect (BRAINROT EDITION)

by popular request, you've now got another order

so here is your scheduled box delivery of The Dark Lord Song (Brainrot Edition) enjoy!

(although, it looks like one of the employees messed up the order, and instead of materializing the box, its just ominously randomly playing)

-📦🔃

ok. ݁₊ thanks ⊹ . ݁˖ whatever· ˖ .what the fuck is˖ this supposed to b࣪e

[hmph-anon]

helloo im comically opposite box, i only deliver the opposite of things youd want, for comedic effect

by popular request, you've now got another order!

so here is your scheduled box delivery of lgbtq confetti, enjoy!

(it appears that, as soon as you open the box, the confetti launches right into your face, happy birthday....?)

-📦🔃

WHAT TH3 FUCK IS THERE GLITTER IN THIS TOO

[comically-opposite-box]

give anyone/everyone in a g*y relationship a box of homophobic aura

your discretion on this one im trusting you .

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[comically-opposite-box]

Can you send silly anon a cat AND a bird? It's very important you do both

also where did Joe go?

-Snow Anon

your requested delivery is on its way! please give an approximate 1-5 business days for it to process. :)

Joe isn't working today, they will (unfortunately) be back soon, however.

[comically-opposite-box]

You know

You should totally send @kittycatred a cat

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[comically-opposite-box]

May you please send Navy some netherwart?

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