the human body when you use it and exist in it
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@amare-luna
the human body when you use it and exist in it
the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists
we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting
IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly
Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.
CAST NOW
Silent Hill 2
okay i can accept a lot but i'm supposed to believe adult toph shaves her armpit hair?
fuck off
they're throwing tomatoes at me but my insatiable appetite coupled with my quick reflexes and wet throat i just keep swallowing them whole #ineffective
unconvinced i'll ever find "the vitamin" that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they'll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british
truly one of the most demoralising things about being in the job market atm is "only successful applicants will be notified" is practically a universal standard. so you spend hours, sometimes days filling out applications, writing CVs and cover letters only to be ghosted as the only form of communication. Not even a "thank you but this time you've been unsuccessful" email. You're in a constant state of "did I not get it or have they not contacted me?" and you just have to eventually conclude you were unsuccessful without so much as courtesy, "sorry, but thank you for your application." A literal thankless cycle for months and months and months. You'd think with all the ways to automate these processes they would at least have the time, means and decency to acknowledge your submission and let you off the hook, but no. You're just in limbo in every possible way in the name of "efficiency". Solidarity with everyone going through this because it is truly dehumanising and demoralising to work so hard on putting yourself forward constantly without acknowledgement or useful communication of any sort for long periods of time, and most ppl simply will not have any compassion for what that's like.
love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever
you're bountiless you stupid bitch
"listen to your body"
my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire
so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*
Gansey is actually so cunt if you think about it. His parents are conservative republicans. He’s in a homoerotic situationship with every single one of his friends and some old man from Europe. Died twice. Stole his ex situationship’s girl — ON SAID SITUATIONSHIP’S BIRTHDAY. Always on the phone, always busy and booked. Punched his Latin teacher, threw a Molotov cocktail at a substance party he wasn’t even invited to. Can fly a helicopter, isn’t very good at it. Drives a vintage car even though it’s shit, simply for aesthetics. Wears contacts instead of his nerdy glasses, because he’s vain. Writes in an old leather notebook instead of just using his laptop. Truly believes in magic. His roommate is a ghost. Captain of the rowing team. Everyone at his fancy private school knows his name, everyone thinks he’s cool but also very very weird. The absolute aura on this guy.
snoopy of the day
One of those how-many-life-experiences-have-you-had things, except all the points are ridiculously hyperspecific, pointlessly general, or just plain weird.
How many can you get?
Accidentally fallen in a natural body of water
Visited the second-largest city on your country
Taken ibuprofen on an empty stomach
Gotten a tattoo in only purple ink
Tried to dye your hair only to find the dye wouldn't take
Drank a spider
Broken your left femur in exactly two places simultaneously
Nearly ran out of petrol on the highway but not quite
Had an allergic reaction during an exam, because of the exam materials
Been prescribed antihistamines
Blocked someone on tumblr
Submitted a CV with a typo in the first line
Drank coffee without sugar
Been in an airplane only for the flight to be cancelled before takeoff
Abandoned a hobby exactly three days after you picked it up
Gotten the wrong prescription glasses because you were too shy to tell the student optometrist they were blocking your view of the eye chart so you just made up some answers at random
Been told "jokes about [trauma you had] are never funny" right after you made a joke about said trauma
Gotten lost at a new school
Been to a birthday party
Told someone you don't speak a certain language, in that language (give yourself a bonus point if you were lying to avoid a having a conversation (give yourself another bonus point if it was your native language (give yourself another bonus point if you clearly doing something - eg reading a book or watching a movie - that indicated that you did in fact speak said language)))
Left kudos on AO3
Read a book longer than 300 pages
Accidentally declined a call you wanted to take
Found a coin on the footpath that was the largest denomination minted in the country you were in at the time
Watched a TV series in an order determined by a random number generator
Gone out of your way to spit on someone's grave
Rolled a 12 on a pair of D6s
Received a scholarship that did not pay nearly enough to cover the course fees
Visited Geraldine, Aotearoa
Been mistaken for a sibling of a different gender
Accidentally shoplifted
Coloured your nails with a highlighter
Thanked your aunt for the lovely handkerchiefs
Been adopted by a calico cat with six toes on each paw
Looked someone up in an actual old-fashioned phonebook
Been given a nickname you initially hated but grew to like
Cut your own hair without looking in a mirror
Lived somewhere everyone says is haunted but you've never noticed anything abnormal
Driven a car older than yourself
Stowed away on a ship that turned out to be heading in completely the opposite direction from where you wanted to go