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jellyribbons

Admiration | Jealousy

plagalkey

oikawa's moving castle AU

(from HQ flash exchange)

idcaboutart

all that remained were fields of dreamless solitude

only you can show me this

amikoroyaiart

Library📚

cattnipt

Fucked up looking dog you got there

captainamateur-artistt

𝐆𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐨𝐥e.

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Direct reference to that one famous photo of Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald & Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”.

anxietyproblem

slavicafire

slavic folk charm that I have twofold love for: if a young girl desires to have long, strong and thick hair, she should go into the forest or go into the field, and among the rocks find snake’s shedded skin - take it, and boil it, and with that concoction wash her hair.

but beware, as her hair shall truly be like a snake - and should she forget to be cautious, it will coil around her neck and choke out her last young breath.

pyrokinesis

the untamed, ep 45

tricksterslav

People who live in Eastern Europe and are out of the closet are braver than the military

oedipusmotherfuckingtyrannus

CRAZY CANNIBAL WITCH

BABA YAGA IS A WITCH WHO LIVES IN THE SHITTY MISERABLE FORESTS SOMEWHERE IN RUSSIA. SHE’S OLD AS BALLS, AND ALSO COMPLETELY FUCKING INSANE.

SHE LIVES IN A MAGIC WALKING HOUSE WITH GIANT BULLSHIT CHICKEN FEET. IF ANYONE COMES NEAR THE HOUSE IT JUST TURNS ROUND SO THEY CAN’T SEE THE FRONT DOOR, AND THEN IT FUCKS OFF INTO THE WOODS. IT’S A TINY SHITTY LITTLE HUT; WHEN BABA YAGA LIES DOWN IN IT HER LEGS STRETCH ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE HUT AND HER NOSE TOUCHES THE CEILING. HER NOSE IS FUCKING MASSIVE.

THE HOUSE IS SURROUNDED BY A FENCE MADE OF HUMAN BONES. IT’S FUCKED UP. THE FENCE IS PRESUMABLY STUCK TO THE REST OF THE HUT SOMEHOW, BECAUSE IT DOESN’T HAVE ITS OWN GIANT FUCKING CHICKEN FEET.

ALSO SHE HAS SHARP-AS-FUCK METAL TEETH AND EATS BABIES. EVERY NIGHT SHE HOPS INTO HER MAGIC FLYING BUCKET AND ZOOMS OFF INTO THE SHITTY WOODS LOOKING FOR ADORABLE CHILDREN TO EAT. IF YOU DON’T HAVE ANY TAST TASTY CHILDREN SHE’LL JUST SPEND THE NIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN COUNTING YOUR SPOONS AND ARRANGING THEM NEATLY. SHE’S FUCKING WEIRD.

MOST OF THE TIME SHE JUST EATS PEOPLE, BUT SOMETIMES SHE’S HELPFUL. SHE LIKES TO SET FIRE TO BAD PEOPLE, BUT THAT’S BECAUSE SHE’S A CRAZY FUCKING WITCH. SHE EATS MOTHERFUCKING BABIES. DON’T TRUST HER.