madness of a summer's night

żmija, slavic pagan witch

[slavicafire]

i have developed an unhealthy obsession with this plant. each time i pass it i wonder if they'd let me in if i asked politely enough. please sir i want to be dropped into the silos

[187onabattler]

how lucky am i that i get to suffer in this world

[neonelven]

Death parting man and woman by Gustav Vigeland / Oslo, Norway

[homoidiotic]

@wondrashoots on instagram

[lucy-harker]

A curse upon you! With the wings of a bat! With the blood of a serpent! I shall curse you! Curse you!

ВИЙ (VIY) 1967 | dirs. Konstantin Ershov & Gueorgui Kropatchev

[slavicafire]

Żmijko, widziałaś piosenkę Kasi Babis - Love Witch?

a nie wiedziałam, że robi muzykę!

[slavicafire]

My new partner is a biter! They keep getting upset over the bruises on my neck and shoulders and tell me they should stop. I don't know how to describe to them how happy I am and how close I feel to them when I see the bruises of their love bites in the mirror! I never thought I would be this happy or feel this loved.

oh, biting is a sacred, sacred act. and seeing someone you love overjoyed at the bruising and the marks... there's nothing out there that could match this feeling.

might you be loved so intensely and beautifully for a long, long time. thank you so much for sharing this with me - and us - and oh! rejoice.

[poll-position]

You are given a short-lived curse in which you have a song stuck in your head for a week. On the bright side, you get to pick the song. Which do you choose?

American Pie (Don Mclean)

Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)

Cotton Eye Joe (Rednex)

Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen)

Dancing Queen (ABBA)

Happy (Pharrell Williams)

Hot n Cold (Katy Perry)

Single Ladies (Beyonce)

Take Me Home Country Roads (John Denver)

Wannabe (Spice Girls)

We Didn’t Start The Fire (Billy Joel)

9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)

Voting ended onJul 16

[derangedrhythms]

Yet I am waiting—longing for the most dazzling light of all: the coming of the Devil.

Mary MacLane, I Await the Devil's Coming

[slavicafire]

this is Kim Ir Sen's knife. it's what my family calls the best knife my grandparents own: in 1968, a group of workers from North Korea came to Silesia and sold my grandfather this amazing knife, and in the name of glory of Kim Il Sung this is what the knife has been called since.

as a child I wasn't allowed anywhere near it - because it was Super Fucking Sharp. but in my mind, I wasn't allowed to touch Kim Il Sung's knife because I wasn't worthy of it. the vague idea of the Eternal President loomed over me since I was a wee babe. NOW. i am worthy

[heyitschartic]

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

[sin-aestheticx]

i may be a pervert but i'm a hopeless romantic at heart

[slavicafire]

by the way, i had a long period of purging my following list of blogs whose content i cared little for - entirely abandoning the idea of long-lasting mutualship based on other things than just, uh, the content of our blogs. but... this is Changing.

so! if you want to do a little bloodpact and be mutuals, let me know in the replies to this post. if you follow me you know what i'm interested in but feel free to also disregard that entirely: i need more people to actually know and recognise and bond with, no matter the silly nonsense we post. let me know. cast your spells. seduce me

[slavicafire]

this doesn't have to be an application btw, i am not That Conceited. (i am). this can just be an emoji in the replies. go ham go hog go wild.

[slavicafire]

by the way, i had a long period of purging my following list of blogs whose content i cared little for - entirely abandoning the idea of long-lasting mutualship based on other things than just, uh, the content of our blogs. but... this is Changing.

so! if you want to do a little bloodpact and be mutuals, let me know in the replies to this post. if you follow me you know what i'm interested in but feel free to also disregard that entirely: i need more people to actually know and recognise and bond with, no matter the silly nonsense we post. let me know. cast your spells. seduce me

[slavicafire]

oh how I hate being at the office... because what do you mean the Worst Possible Normie Colleague overheard me say to my friend that I will definitely get a puppy for next pride and will be very sad to have to put them down once june ends. and approached to say HOW DARE YOU dogs are living beings and that it's morally reprehensible to do something like that or even joke about it!!!!

[slavicafire]

HR-wise, is it better to come clean and explain to my Worst Possible Normie Colleague that this was a kink conversation or do I double down as the company's resident puppy killer

[slavicafire]

GUYS THE PUPPY KILLING IS A REFERENCE TO THIS. HEY

[slavicafire]

if you ever feel down, remember: your own saliva that's always in your mouth contains antibacterial compounds, enzymes that already begin the process of starch and fat breakdown and digestion, AND a painkilling substance stronger than morphine. it's both a lubricant and a taste-carrier. it protects your teeth, maintains your mouth pH, and aids the body's healing process. you are a marvellous animal. take pride in it!

[slavicafire]

i have to put my love for dublin aside for a moment because my coworkers just asked if "im an ally" because they want to move to a bar that's considered sort of gay AND they didn't want me to be uncomfortable. guys. guys. help. i think i pushed my worksona too far and she's now giving straight.

[slavicafire]

ultimately, as two of my dearest people pointed out, the issue is not just that my worksona is giving straight.

it's that she's giving HOMOPHOBIC.

[slavicafire]

and she kills puppies, too. jesus fucking christ.