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[comicalspooker]

[theinfinitebox]

All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google

On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “ted cruz is”: 

“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):

Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February. 

Conclusion

Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

Ted Cruz killed people at google

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[pellgrantz]

What’s good, Roger?

[asongfor-vale]

bc finals week

[comicalspooker]

Roger, I need motivation to do homework hELP

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[dfsfsdsdfsdffwfwrfwwerer-deacti]

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[only-yanican-deactivated2016021]

@loveblackroses

[screechinglilcat]

what

[algrenion]

when ur delirious w sleep deprivation but u legit cant stop drawing bc ur on a roll

[comicalspooker]

     The dankest memes of 2015, by me, a meme expert                                                                                

[ivforce]

But left shark is on the right hand side….

[comicalspooker]

Shh shh don't question perfection

[comicalspooker]

I just got Pepe as my spirit meme guardian and it's 1:23 in the morning and I've lost control of my life

[comicalspooker]

[comicalspooker]

I've transferred to a new phone and there's some memes I need

[comicalspooker]

Apples

[comicalspooker]

When you can't draw the other eye

[comicalspooker]

Why are people writing inspirational things on the walls inside a bathroom stall I don’t want to be told how perfect I am as I’m excreting waste by a stranger who may have also been doing the same thing It’s weird man

[comicalspooker]

Mint pup

[comicalspooker]

[comicalspooker]

Guys Flowey was on the Kerplunk album cover

[comicalspooker]

New year, new memes It's a cheeky squid

[comicalspooker]

Snapchat: ClassyChair

Follow me on the snappychats in order to see how to become a proper gentleman. Good day.