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Virgo the flowers, Taurus the trees, Capricorn the gems deep in the earth.

Gemini the hurricane, Libra the breath of life, Aquarius the tornado that never touches down.

Aries the hearth fire, Leo the bale fire, Sagittarius the lingering embers pulsing along burned wood.

Cancer the river, Scorpio the rapids, Pisces the very depths of the ocean.

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rainsuggestion

stop thinking youre better than everyone else

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kiss my ass

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stop thinking you’re better than everyone else: pisces, capricorn, aries, cancer, aquarius, gemini

kiss my ass: scorpio, saggitarius, leo, libra, taurus, virgo

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Inner Child

Aries inner child: Is wild and doesn’t have a care in the world.

Taurus inner child: Creative, cautiously curious, and surprises everyone with their youthful determination.

Gemini inner child: Always playful, has a crazy amount of energy, extremely curious, and filled with laughter.

Cancer inner child: A bit fragile, imagination boils over, friendly, and tolerant.

Leo inner child: Brave and pushes boundaries, giving, creative, and super playful, like a kitten.

Virgo inner child: Inquisitive, observant, possibly shy, innocent, and worries less.

Libra inner child: Always happy, oblivious to the harsher world, belief and hope are strong, and loving.

Scorpio inner child: Fascinated with the world, sensitive, isn’t afraid to ask for closeness, and is cautious but still pushes boundaries.

Sagittarius inner child: Naive, always exploring and learning, fun-loving, lively, and forever optimistic.

Capricorn inner child: Finds amusement easily, isn’t afraid of the dark, learns quickly, takes their time, and is uncomplicated.

Aquarius inner child: Inventive, always asking questions, mischievous, and quirks shine.

Pisces inner child: Secret worlds, playgrounds + living in the now.

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The Signs as my black grunge edits

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

All images are from my aesthetic blog @somethingthroughtime

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#I'm tiny child

The Signs as Fantastic Beasts (& Where to Find Them)

Aries: Ashwinder. These beasts emerge from magical fires and only live for 24 hours. In that time they slither into the woods to lay their eggs and then turn to ash. Their eggs are extremely valuable to Love Potions. Ashwinders take the form of pale-grey serpents with glowing red eyes. They are found worldwide.

Taurus: Bowtruckle. A Bowtruckle is tree guardian found mainly in German, English and Scandinavian forests. They are extremely small and very hard to see as they blend in with the trees they protect. They appear to be made of bark and twigs and have two small brown eyes. They are peaceful creatures until their tree is threatened, in which case they will gouge out the attackers eyes with their claws.

Gemini: Demiguise. There isn't much information known about Demiguise creatures because they are very shy and have the ability to make themselves invisible when they feel threatened. They take the form of graceful apes and they are especially known for their silvery hair which can be spun into invisibility cloaks. They are often found in the Far East.

Cancer: Antipodean Opaleye. These creatures are actually very small dragons and considered to be the most beautiful out of all the dragon species. They are known for their iridescent, pearl coloured scales and their multi-coloured eyes. Even though they produce magnificent scarlet flames, Opaleyes are the least aggressive dragons and will only kill if they are hungry or extremely frightened. They are typically found in New Zealand.

Leo: Fwooper. These magical birds are commonly found in Africa and are famous for their exceedingly vivid plumage. Their feathers range from fire-orange, bright pink, lime green and golden yellow. They are extremely dangerous creatures because their songs (though beautiful) can drive the listener to insanity.

Virgo: Kneazle. Kneazles are small cat-like creatures with spotted fur, overly large ears and the tail of a lion. They are extremely intelligent and just as independent but can become aggressive if they don't trust someone. They have the uncanny ability to detect suspicious characters and can always be relied on to take their friends to safety if they are lost. They are often found in Britain.

Libra: Nundu. This creature is arguably the most dangerous creature in the wizarding world. Resembling an enormous leopard, these beasts are often over-looked by Muggles. However, a single breath from a Nundu can create such a virulent disease that it can wipe out an entire village in one fell swoop. It is hard to track Nundus as they are so silent and are incredible at remaining unseen. They are mostly found in Africa.

Scorpio: Lethifold. Lethifolds take on the shape of a thick black cloak. They glide along forest floors looking for prey and if something is unlucky enough to meet one, the Lethifold will quickly glide over its prey and suffocate it to death. It then digests its prey on the spot and leaves no trace of its victim behind. The only way to repel one is a Patronus charm. They are extremely rare and are only found in tropical climates.

Sagittarius: Pixie. These creatures are described as being tiny, electric blue humanoids. They delight in tricks and are very mischievous. It is still a mystery as to how they are able to fly (they have no wings) but they use this to their advantage as it helps them pull of more complicated jokes. Their voices are said to sound like high pitched jabbering to human ears. They are found in England.

Capricorn: Manticore. This creature is a class XXXXX, meaning it is highly dangerous and should never be approached, trained, or domesticated. It has the head of a man, body of a lion and tail of a scorpion and is reported to lure its prey in with soft coos and songs. Once it has sight of its prey, it devours it whole. A sting from a Manticore's tail is instantly fatal. It is also nearly impossible to kill as its hide repels all known charms. It is found in Greece.

Aquarius: Grindylow. These creatures are quite frightening and are commonly found in lakes in Britain and Ireland. Taking the form of pale-green water demons, Grindylows generally feed on raw fish and are extremely aggressive towards both Muggles and Wizards. They are often seen around merpeople and were the reason Fluer Delacor had to forfeit during the second challenge of the Triwizard Tournament.

Pisces: Mooncalf. These creatures are intensely shy and only emerge from their burrows during a full moon. They are described as having pale grey skin, large eyes and four spindly legs with large flat paws. They perform extremely complicated dances in the moonlight and if a wizard were to collect their silvery dung and spread it on their herb or flower beds, the plants would grow very fast and become uncommonly strong. These creatures are found worldwide.

Information from: Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander. (Can be checked out of the library at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy)

More FireFox ideas!!!

((So I did one of these a long time ago and now I'm doing another one except with Nathanael getting the FireFox Miraculous another way))

-The kids are asked to bring any siblings they have to class

-Both Nathanael and another random student (I was thinking Rose) have younger sisters only about a year younger than them

-"Hi I'm Nathanael's sister." "Hi I'm Rose's sister"

-Nathanael sister being like 'OMG she's so cute!'

-Nathanael sees what's going on and tries to tell his sister that their parents won't except her liking another girl

-She gets mad and runs away

-Akuma time!

-She's attacks Nathanael for trying to stop 'her love from growing'

-Nathanael tries to explain that he isn't against but their parents might be

-She decides to attack their parents instead

-Ladybug, Chat Noir, and Nathanael go after her

-On the way, Nathanael gets the FireFox miraculous and realizes that he has to use his new powers to stop his sister

-After the fight, she turns back into her normal self and Nathanael transforms back into himself

-"I'm sorry, Nathanael" "No, I'm sorry"

-"My brother is a superhero!"

-She finally gets to really talk to Rose's sister and Marinette tells Nathanael that she's proud that he has his sister's back

#miraculous ladybug #nathanael #firefox #fire fox au #I'm miraculous trash #miraculous au

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Adrien knew he messed up his first attempt at a normal friendship with Marinette.

She disliked him, thinking that he was in league with Chloé’s horrible antics, but was later proven wrong by his sheer kindness.

As the year progresses, Adrien most likely assumes that Marinette’s stutter and inability to talk to him is because of his actions the first day of school, and how she might not have fully forgiven him for not ratting out Chloé.

So when the opportunity arises…

Adrien finds his second chance to impress Marinette.

Trying a little too hard, all Adrien wants is to gain Marinette’s approval of him; whether it be his civilian life…

…or as Chat Noir.

#i'm sorry guys #I'm trash

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#ProtectNath2k16

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OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

The emo trinity as a school

1st hour: writing sins 101 Teacher: Ryan Ross

2nd hour: marching band practice Teacher: Gerald Way

3rd hour: foreign language Teacher: Patrick Stump

4th hour: drunk history Teacher: Brendon Urie

~Lunch Time~

5th hour: gym class (dancing) Teacher: Pete Wentz

6th hour: Parenting 101 Teacher: Mikey Way

7th hour: earth science Teacher: Andy Hurley

8th hour: choir practice Teacher: Brendon Urie

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How to tell what sign someone is:

Quiet but sociable ones are usually: Taurus, Gemini, Libra, Pisces

 Loud and sociable ones are usually: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

 Quiet and loner ones are usually: Virgo, Capricorn

 Loud but loner ones are usually: Cancer, Scorpio, Aquarius

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The signs missing a bus

“Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuurrggffhfhfhhfh”: Aries, TAURUS, Cancer

Yells or swears after it in vain: Gemini, Leo, CAPRICORN

Glares and lets a single tear slide down their cheek: Virgo, SCORPIO, Pisces

Doesn’t miss the bus. Will run after the bus until they catch the bus: LIBRA, Sagittarius, Aquarius

how the moon signs feel

aries: they feel in explosions, eruptions; their heart is a fuse, and once it's lit, there's no going back. they think with their heart, rather than just feeling, and they use it as fuel, use it as a weapon.

taurus: their heart is a mountain, tremendous in size and impossible to move; it's framed by grass meadows and a gentle breeze. they feel in crystal outcroppings and veins made of minerals, in stalagmites and stalactites that take millions of years to build.

gemini: their heart is a desert at nighttime, bitterly and bitingly cold. sometimes, they feel in fireworks that explode upon a clear sky full of stars, and sometimes, the only thing they feel is the chilling wind blowing around them without rest. they feel in duality; either everything, or nothing at all.

cancer: they feel in waves that wash up on the shore during high tide, and all too often, those waves completely swamp them, making them feel like they're drowning. no one can reach them now.

leo: they have a heart made of gold, and they feel in spontaneous waves of passion, like paint splattering onto a perfectly blank canvas. they feel in the form of art; they are art, residing high up on the pedestal they have made for themselves.

virgo: everything is white; everything is pure. in their heart, everything is orderly, and everything has a place. when they feel, they disrupt that very order; they feel in earthquakes, shattering the windows and knocking over the memories they took so much time to arrange.

libra: purpose is essential. much like virgo, a libra moon's heart must maintain a state of equilibrium at all times. a libra moon's feeling can be personified as a tipping of the scales; feeling must have purpose to balance itself on the other side, or else equilibrium will be shattered.

scorpio: their hearts are a calm and cloudy sky above a pacific sea, and their emotions are like monsoons, completely wreaking havoc until there is nothing left to destroy within themselves. they feel in storms, in lightning and unforgiving gales.

sagittarius: their heart is free, and they often have to chain it down to keep themselves in check. when a sagittarius moon feels, their heart swells, and the chains holding back their heart break. they feel in uncontrolled pulses, pulses that run throughout their entire body and make their bones itch for freedom.

capricorn: their feelings take shape in the form of a slow burn, and their heart is the candle wick that keeps them burning. their feelings are steady and controlled; sometimes, if they aren't careful, the flame grows too great to control, and they burn themselves out.

aquarius: logic is key. in a way the opposite of aries moons, who think with their hearts, aquarius moons feel with their mind. they feel in neural synapses, neon blue sparks of electricity coursing across a circuit board to deliver information. their heart is insulated, and they've installed the necessary software to protect themselves.

pisces: a pisces moon is surrounded by fragments of dreams, fragments of things that could be and could've been. they spend more time in the fantasy world they've created for themselves than in the real world. they completely surround themselves in their emotions, and they feel in waterfalls.