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[colachampagnedad]

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

Life is far too short to take seriously.

[jaxblade]

Give em the ol razzle dazzle

[tastefullyoffensive]

Pizza saves lives. 🍕 (via abc news / thesonofprince)

[continentcreative]

[v-is-a-cyberpunk]

[kuvaton]

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

thanks scoob

[correct-vampire-opinions]

he would have landed that fine, thanks for nothing scoob

[dynastylnoire]

Retail workers cannot go home at closing time until the last customer has left the store.

So that thing y’all do where you come in at 10 minutes to closing, buy half the store, and want to debate prices, super coupon, and price match at the same time is causing retail workers to miss their last bus home a lot of times. 

Don’t be that person

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

Same goes for if you’re in a restaurant

[codex-fawkes]

Not only that, but they don’t get to leave as soon as you sashay out the door either. (This goes for restaurant workers as well) The people who work there also need to count and cash out register drawers, clean the store/restaurant, and make sure things are set for the next day when they re-open, then and only then do they get to go home. The managers of these places, who often don’t make much more than the grunts to be honest, have no choice but to stay until every employee has completed their tasks, the building has been secured, and everyone else has left so they can set the alarm. 

So after you leave, the employees have to stay anywhere from 15 mins to an hour or more before they can go home. Not only that, but there are far more women and teenage girls working in retail than men and teenage boys, so walking home can literally be a danger to their health. Please don’t stay past closing, it’s really inconsiderate to the people who work there.

Sincerely, a former retail worker

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

I work at a coffeeshop and for some horrid fucking reason we close at midnight. And people think that means that its hunky dory for them to come in at 11:55 and get a drink n sit down. And then get mad when i kick them out at 12:00. Also one of the girls i work with literally got followed by some guy while she was waiting for the bus after closing

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

[witchjock-deactivated20221208]

Every single one of Hillary’s deleted emails is me sending her a neopets referral

[enews]

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

me, a 21 year old adult, when I go grocery shopping by myself

[nipplebutt-deactivated20181004]

[onlytwitterpics]

[becausebirds]

[64bitwar]

bird unimpressed with own trick

[twitterlols]

IM DEAD

[mitski-miyawakis]

THATS HIS OWN FUCKIN SON IN THAT LAST PICTURE

[theshitneyspears]

[yeojie]

this is still the funniest shit 

[niambi]

[saintsoup]

for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada

[bugkinz]

someone: youre a positive, nice person!

me, pulling out my own receipts: actually,