[citree]

Happy birthday trans people!!!!!! ✨💞🥰💙🫶🌟💕🦎🏳️‍⚧️💞the world is better with you in it ❤️

[citree]

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Did not mean to add the lizard 😐

[citree]

Ok happy birthday trans people x2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉✨🎈🎉💕✨🫶🏳️‍⚧️💙🤍💖🎉✨🌟And also this lizard!!!!🦎🏳️‍⚧️💕🎉

[throathole]

oh so now the ancient sumerian is gonna preach to us

[amirrorcalledthemoon]

[threeninesfine]

You can't be talking like that, White Gilgamesh

[waofghoadegf]

she be frankin on my stein till ITS ALIVE

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[seabassapologist]

[evenlyevi]

The sun and moon. [Dandelions]

[mevil]

guinea pig

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

Do you swear on your life

[sleepimali]

Just me?

[zarglepoetry]

buy here

[lostinthelegs]

Went thru hell and back and now we're Squabs O'clock

[lostinthelegs]

Don't get invested unless this thing makes it beyond a week

[lostinthelegs]

Me: don't get attached! the first squab a pair raises together has the lowest chance of success!

Also me: I would kill anyone for this haplessly writhing scrotum. I would fight God.

[lostinthelegs]

Day 2: we're well fed and squeaking, baby

[lostinthelegs]

On the third day the nutsack regularly says, "squee!"

[lostinthelegs]

Would you believe that this thing has quadrupled in weight by the 96th hour?

[lostinthelegs]

Day 5 & capable of judgement

[lostinthelegs]

24 hours until you're allowed to care about it

[lostinthelegs]

Ok! made it to a week!

[silverbirching]

What is your Hogwarts house?

Hail, traveler from the distant past; will you not take a moment to rest by my campfire, ere you continue your lonely sojourn into times long gone by? There is succor here, for you are weary; the late Bush era weighs hard upon the soul.

Don't get too comfy, though, because I have some terrible news for you about JK Rowling.

[heavensickness]

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

[maswartz]

Don't leave this in the tags.

[evilvillain123456789]

i just invented an adderall that you take once and it works forever but then i crushed it up and let it blow away in the wind and also i forgot how to make it

[marxistmiku]

funniest possible response to getting my gender marker changed

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Unfortunately Pickles did not win the magazine photo contest so we shipped him off to the oil rig 👍

[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[tilthat]

TIL that Gothic literature makes a distinction between “terror” and “horror.” Terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an experience.

via ift.tt

[yokelfelonking]

Someone described the modern difference as such:  Fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you.  Terror is when you see it and it charges at you.  Horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.

[furbearingbrick]

lust is

[that-catholic-shinobi]

I’d like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment

[termagax]

its literally a snake eating its own tail where fat people in art or being seen as attractive is considered unusual and taboo so the main group of people willing to do it are kinksters and then people online find it weird and gross because its a fetish so nobody is willing to draw fat people let alone admit to being attracted to them. its a cycle and the end result is always always "seeing fat people existing in art or being attractive as weird and unnatural" which is just soul crushing