"you're really gorgeous"

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your twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways

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[stalkhole-sindrone]

spotify wrap your hand around this fat shaft

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[armandgender]

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

[sparkly-trashfire]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[peachnix]

it sucks being an American because people from other countries will make fun of you for liking burger and you will try to be like NO! I EAT OTHER FOOD TOO! but you can't get the words out because you're too busy salivating over the idea of burger

[edraculation]

[bestofsophieturner]

Sophie Turner via her instagram story

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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[candleschmidt]

OkAY THE SHOW AND SHIT IF YOU WANNA READ IT

me and michelle went to the photoshow and we were watiting in line and jasper came by and filmed a little bit and tyler and jasper saw this guy outside and they were like YO YOU LOOK LIKE GUY FROM BREAKING BAD and it was really funny. oh and also there was a kid in a hawaiian shirt and knee socks and tyler came out and took a picture with him lol. any time someone asked who we were waiting to see we would say betty white, will smith, or r kelly or some shit omg

we were like 2 groups from going in WHEN JASPER LEFT he went across the street to a video game store and i was like WHAT THE FUCK because i thought he wasnt going to be back and i literally almost cried ok but luckily he came back right before went in yes life saved

and well we got inside and i saw mike g and i smiled really big at him lol and he smiled and waved and i would have asked for a picture/him to sign my shorts but he was heading for the back room and i didnt want to ~bother him. michelle bought a photo and jasper was up at the front by tyler so i was just gonna hug him then, but then he went to the back room and i was ike NOOOO but he came back and while me and michelle were waiting to talk to tyler i turned around and was like CAN I HAVE A HUG and i motioned with my arms and he goes :OOOOO and nodded so i ran up to him and hugged him for a good 10 seconds ok it was a good ass hug i JUST LOVE JASPER OKAY and when i was hugging him he was literally said AHHHH and i was like AHHHH cUZ BABay

and then when we got back in line for tyler and jasper sat next to us and i was like jasper where’s taco and he said that taco and domo left to go somehwere??? sads/ michelle didnt get to meet taco but yah. 5 seconds later some other kid was like hey jasper where’s domo and jasper says “how the hell should i know” and omfg like pls ur so nice to me ilu teddy bear

oh and during this i was like staring at jasper i guess omg idk and he was like WHAT U LOOKIN AT NIGGA and i started laughing really hard i LVOE YOU SO MCJUH

the girl in front of us hugged tyler for the picture and he was like “im usually the one doing this kind of stuff but uhhhh. okay i guess” and omg youre so cute Wow

and then we walked up and i asked CAN I HAVE A HUG and he said suRE and he set his pizza down and stood up ((so i could hug him angeL)) and so i hugged him omg and then he was like i like your hair (((i dyed it with koolaid undereathe el oh el) and he TOUCHED IT and he signed michelle’s picture and he signed my shorts and then we took a picture and the whole time all i wanted to do was like hug him or touch him in some way but idk i didnt. but yah!!!

IT WAS AWESOME

show

at the show we were in line and we were towards the end and people kept like running up so we moved up and cut a bunch of people lol and there was a hot ass guy in front of me btw damn michelle said he kept staring at me too he wanted the d

after 2 hours we got inside and there was a section close to the stage and then there was like a step up and a railing and so we stood front center middle of the second part (it was perfect we were out of the moshing area but we were still close and everything) the show was crazy ok while we were waiting people blew up condoms and were throwing them around omg and these whores were on the balcony and everyone started chanting FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU and sLUTS SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS and it was really funny. people threw condoms at them and someone even tried to throw a trashcan at them omfg

the show started and it was really sweaty and close and intense and i got bruises on my hips from being shoved against the railing but its cool and i got kicked in the face by a crowd surfer but it was amazing anyway

tyler asked us what song we wanted to hear next and literally the entire crowd every person was chanting oldie TWICE this happened, and THEY WOULDNT FJUCKING DO IT

and jasper was like NO NO NO FUCK YOU NO because he doesnt know his verse i mcryin i lvoe him

and also earl and frank werent there so it wouldnt have been the same anyway sigh

during sandwiches ***the song i was D Y I N G to see live*** kids behind me were moshing and pushing and shoving and everything and i might have joined in a little bit okay not a lot because little me but i shoved and got shoved thats aLL

at the end i ALMOST caught the hat tyler threw in the crowd but the girl next to me did i was so sad

overall it was a great show and i wish i could go back and relive it hodgy and left brain and domo and jasper and taco and tyler and EVERYONE IS PERFECT I LVOE ODD FUTURE AND BIG TIME RUSH

[candleschmidt]

[gideonisms]

I always fall for someone and forget that like I LOVE getting home and everything is exactly the way I left it in my apartment which is my beautiful space where no one will ever turn on the overhead lights or want me to come up with something to say and a facial expression to make, right now, quick or they will think I hate them! The pressure is on! The clock is ticking! Except it's not ever ticking in my wonderful apartment. An idyllic world where my body language just does not matter and I only do the tasks I want to do

[gideonisms]

It's so hard to explain to people even like roommates or family members. I need time to not worry about my body language or tone of voice and no matter how nice another person is about it, you can only alternate between being a brick wall and being largely incomprehensible for so long before it becomes offensive to others, even if they really think it won't and promise you they don't mind. They do, because humans both need and deserve positive feedback while they are communicating. And I cannot give that 24/7 without wanting to die, so here we are. I live alone

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[owenology]

compilation

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here’s a couple more

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new additions

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new one hot off the press

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via rosecrystal but these are too good not to add

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thank you oli for your humble contribution

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unbelievable that i’ve yet to add this

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good news i found a new addition

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