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I have spent the whole day shopping with friends, and then I had to poop badly and I didn’t get to the toilet in time, just in this shower room, so I had to take this big shit in my panties. If I just put my jeans on then maybe nobody will notice that I have pooped in my panties.

This does something for me 😍

#gif #messing #f

queasy-queer

Really embarrassing emeto scenarios

Person A has literally no warning. They’re just going about their day, giving a presentation and then vomit is spewing out of their mouth and nose. It startles them as well as the other people in the lecture hall.

Person A is at person B’s wedding reception and has a lot to drink. They’re dancing near person B when they suddenly stop. Person C notices them looking really sick and rushes over with an ice bucket that was once chilling champagne. They aren’t fast enough, though, and person A pukes all over the train of person B’s gown.

Person A cooks a fancy meal for person B, not knowing person B is allergic to rosemary. Person B doesn’t notice and makes it through half of the meal before they feel sick. They keep eating though, because person A worked so hard. Suddenly, they feel it rise in their throat and panic. The bathroom is all the way across the house. They have just enough time to walk briskly out the sliding glass door leading to the back deck and vomit their entire meal over the railing.

#I have a soft spot for no warning vom #just a sudden unexpected loss of control #vomit #ideas

queasy-queer

You know what I find oddly cute?

Someone trying to eat something really spicy and it being so spicy that they puke. Like I’m picturing some dude in college already a bit drunk being dared to eat a really hot pepper and then immediately puking. No warning or anything. And he’s just standing in his buddy’s kitchen, hands cupped full of vomit and still telling his friends how fucking spicy it is. And his friends are fussing over him, trying to get him clean and give him water and apologizing, but he’s actually fine. Once he gets a drink that can cut through the burning and some tums, anyway. He just kinda laughs it off, but doesn’t complain when his friend sets him up on the couch with a bucket nearby and decided they should all just chill and watch a movie.

#vomit #ideas #m

tenuousoddity

An old request I did.

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sweatpantsdiaper

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undiepooper9

“Do these undies make my butt look big?”

“No, but your huge stinking load does!”

Yesterday was a no toilet day; that’s three loads!

A guy who goes by Guy Pukes, who watches movie trailers while throwing up. Watch guy pukes watching alien covenant trailer on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest gay bizarre collection.

So, so strange…but hot as hell.

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emetoman

A guy who goes by Guy Pukes, who watches movie trailers while throwing up. Watch guy pukes watching slender man trailer on ThisVid, the HD tube site with a largest gay bizarre collection.

emeotifilie

Wow love this Guy, Hot puke!

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