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Huh, suddenly there’s a lot of new people here

I write and post a lot of monster fucking and other nsfw stuff, minors do not interact

If you’re here for any of my general monster husband sort of posts, the guy in like 99% is the husband in the Arranged Marriage series linked below.

Nice to see new faces!

Fandom stuff:

Halsin bear day

Werebear!Halsin

Halsin animal traits

Bg3 companions’ handwriting

Halsin sexy consent thoughts

VERY NSFW Halsin sex headcanons

Halsin blowjob headcanons

Smut (and other fic):

Intros for Zen, Ba, Mala, and Daz’ai.

Zandalari troll x fem!reader 1, 2, 3, 4 (just straight up porn without plot)

Daz’ai character sheet

Arranged Marriage- Zen’jan 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34 (m!troll x f!reader, fluff, angst, and smut)

Kingsguard- Ba’tual 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 (m!troll x f!reader, smut)

Ice troll (Mala) x reader 1, 2

Ref for Zen’jan

Zen tag (work in progress)

Wild Gods 1, 2 (m!tiger god x f!reader)

Orc village (fem!reader x orcs, fingering, oral-male receiving, spit roasting, public sex, group sex, breeding kink, size kink)

Wood nymphs

Halsin teaches Tav how to blow him

Lovey dovey bondage and oral (Halsin/Tav)

Bear instincts smut (Halsin/Tav)

Rewrite for “at my age” conversation with Halsin (elven Tav)

Musing about Halsin morning sex

The Dragon King’s Pet (original fic, nsfw, dead dove do not eat) 1, 2, 3, 4

milkywayes

2185, in a bar on Illium. celebrating their survival.

update: now with less live liara reaction. (you can still see the reaction in full here)

[grab a ->print! ♥]

Standing in the soda aisle next to the aggressively American coke display while YouTube decided to play American Idiot is unlocking a new sort of cognitive dissonance

#I’ll take heavy handed movie storytelling for 500 #but that’s a constant song in my playlist since it came out so it was only a matter of time before it lined up in a funny way

When your coworkers are debating the color of their pants and the office can’t agree on it

#is it 100%?#nope!#but I had fun settling it lol

milkywayes

letting the lines be a little rough is so freeing

edit: it’s done!

Biggest Kinks

Zen’jan, Ba’tual, Daz’ai, and Mala (my troll boys)

Zen’jan

Desperately still figuring out how intimate sex works. Truly just happy to have the chance to be lovey dovey and for the first time in his life explore what he actually likes outside of just a quick fuck. Has a massive praise kink and enjoys being roughed up/pushed around a bit. Years of being a bit separate socially from everyone else means that being teased and roughed up by his wife is a wildly new experience and he’s ready for more.

Ba’tual

Hedonistic asshole with control issues. Loves free-use and humiliation/degradation. It really just is “what you see is what you get” with him.

Daz’ai

Has done pretty much everything. He just really likes new experiences, whether that’s inside or outside the bedroom. Has a praise kink and needs his ego stroked. Also absolutely has a thing for size differences, which at his height is most partners tbh.

Mala

Breeding kink. That man is in a hell of his own creation. On one hand he loves his human wife so very much and would never regret his decision. On the other hand going through a rut and knocking up his wife when he thought it was impossible is a high he’s permanently chasing. Every year is now pure torture because a second high risk pregnancy isn’t an option. It is a miserable pent up two weeks or so during his rut followed by an exhausting week once it’s safe to have sex again. He’s a sweet, caring, loving husband who’s absolutely making his horniness your problem.

#monster fucker #monster lover #teratophillia #terato #monster x reader #monster smut #monster boyfriend #monster husband

sequestered-jester

Ourple….. ough 💜

aitr5939

🔥💥🩸

commission do not use

skymagpieart

When your baby brother Zul'jan, who is like 11, embarrasses you in front of your crush (yes that is my take on Ral'ji, Zul'jarra's girlfriend (?👀) from the short story)