Water on the thirsty soil

Partake of my fruit Things that are ripe Things that are growing Sometimes they plant kindness instead Sometimes our roots intertwine Can you hear the forest cry out? Reply not.

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... NNo fucking opossum emoji.

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Some opossum patch stencils I'm making for the dirty kids

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I had a dream where I was watching a sort of reality TV show where this old granny was a professional stunt fisher I guess, and her thing was she would fish in these dynamic and crazy waters using just minimal fishing gear. And a twink.

In the "episode" I dreamed about, she was going to fish in some huge drainage pipe that was draining the flooding from rain collecting some gigantic abandoned mall, and the pipe was like a rapids. She started demonstrating the site and the fishing gear and explaining what she was going to do. The whole time she was doing this however she was standing on the back of a nearly naked super hot twink planking in the water just super ready to go. Like he had been training his whole life for this moment. She rode this guy's back down the rapids like a damn surfboard. The whole time, not a single soul acknowledged him at all except for granny, who would yell "Jump, Christopher!!" and he'd leap gracefully out of the water like a planking dolphin over a pipe or a grate or whatever. When she got to the bottom, she emptied out her basket and showed all the fish she caught and a lot of them were super deformed and the rest of the dream was granny getting really freaked out by all the horrors of fish deformity.

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A bit of lore about a mythical fruit that isn't a pear or a cherry

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Mörd A majestic bird of prey

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The staff of Mercury: Boots out of legend in my campaign An excerpt from this session: There is a bit of a commotion toward the front of the store. It seems a particularly worn tomb colonist had presently tried on a pair of jaunty yellow boots. Satisfied with the fit, she attempted to take the boots off again, only to fail to loosen the laces properly. With an indelicate tug, there was a sort of dry crackle, a creak and a pop followed by a shriek of alarm. The poor woman's foot remained inside the jaunty yellow boot. She now stares at it in shock (presumably, as her face was largely obscured by a veil) while several onlookers rushed forward to help, including the clerk, who politely extracts payment for the boot which is clearly cursed now and can no longer be sold in good conscience. The embarrassed tomb colonist sticks her leg back into the jaunty yellow boot, which now serves the purpose of holding her foot on. "That," Wheezes a dusty mummy at Bones' side, "Could have been any of us." A cautionary tale... The Clerk stands genially by as the tomb colonist puts on the other boot, ready with a dustbin to receive her discarded kicks.

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Pants ripped a-fucking-gain, right in the taint I refuse to give up and throw them out. Some day these bitches are going to be made entirely out of like 3 layers of scrap, I don't give a fuck

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More creatures!! These ones were painted by @emtjeejooblaa

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La creaturas mas

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Make a box store for your OC using the included box graphic Reblog with yours

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Open for 24 hours Character belongs to @emtjeejooblaa

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Today I spent an hour reading to @emtjeejooblaa and @dravatti from the book "Frankenstein (or: the modern Prometheus)" by Mary Shelley. This book was gifted to us by Dravatti for Christmas and its full of all kinds of pop-ups and illustrations on almost every page.

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Sussy (Created by @emtjeejooblaa)

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My OC Housu 🐓 He's a horrible old man who got partially turned into a chicken...

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Pluto