It's. Fyne.

"My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate."

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

Me: damn Michael Jordan what kind of spread did you put on this toast? it’s delicious.

Michael Jordan: space jam, haha just kidding, it’s regular jam, just having a little fun in the kitchen with friends. 

[cocoabuttablues]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[heytinafey]

[iwishihadafather]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THE WHOLE INTERNET

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

me

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[sandandglass]

[thebluthcompany]

[amypoehler]

[aanthoony]

[uncleflex-deactivated20190517]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[flunkerlux]

[topshotpicks]

[h0odrich]

me trying to avoid my responsibilities

[taeminme]

That one time As Told By Ginger got dangerously close to porno territory.

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[marauders4evr]

*Sighs*

Fine!

[noapologies-thisisme-deactivate]

yaaayyyy!!!!

[meladoodle]

*sees a kid fall over*

me (under my breath): …..get rekt