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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Claire Keane
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#extradirty
Discoholic šŖ©
Cosmic Funnies
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON
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EXPECTATIONS
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@commethefckkdown
āWhatās tea heaven, whatās teaaaaā
Y'all soooooo annoying
āDo not be fucking gayā šš bitch Iām weak af
it says in the bible ādo not be fucking gayāā¦ā¦.āim just playing i didnāt even write that shitā š
āGod?ā āCorrect. Listen.ā ā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļøā ļø
Bless the internet
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guys I beat the game
im so glad i didnt die before i saw this
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
Itās a very dangerous language to learn
Hereās an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. Thatās why itās āla chatā as opposed to just āchatā. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you canāt just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
#now Iām wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact
Every year. Every year thereās that kid who forgets that you canāt translateĀ āI am excitedā toĀ āJe suis excitĆ©eā. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
āis the french language always on the vergeā oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:Ā
truly the language of love
Merriam-Webster is a savage
i hate it when game devs putĀ āfixed several issuesā in patch notesĀ
no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.
you know those patch notes that are likeĀ āfixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, theyād become the size of a skyscraperāĀ
i wanna read those. tell me those.Ā
these all have the same energy
HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE
DID HE MAKE IT??
he makes it
THANK FUCKING GOD
Ok I saw a rb of this with some context and I only remember like half of it so Iām also using Google I may get some of this wrong
But apparently the āfirst errandā thing isnāt just a cute little fact about the little kid, itās a totally real thing done in Japan to teach kids that they can like rely on the community to offer assistance if they need it. They send their kids (like 2-3 years old) out alone to perform a relatively simple errand like going to a convenience store and buying a carton of milk. (Thereās even a tv show where a camera crew follows children as they accomplish this first errand.) Itās not uncommon to see kids as young as 6-7 riding the subway alone because theyāve gained this sense of independence that comes from knowing that there will be people to help out if they need it.
Oh my god thatās even better
As someone who grew up with a paranoid and over-protective mother, this both warms my heart and terrifies me.
Hereās the tv show about First Errands!
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susan is EVERYTHING
When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.
iām not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon.Ā a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.Ā
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
