Smack Destiny In The Face

america’s favorite cookie

[toddhewitt]

they should invent decisions that are easy

[brecbc123]

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I want to hold it 🥺👉👈

[hoistxthexblackxflag]

Bears are more terrifying than most movie monsters. Most people just pass that by because they're so adorable.

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

I may die trying to hug a bear

[daco-showman]

[virginiaisforhaters]

you should absolutely go as a dead version of the queen it will make you the sexiest person in the room, there’s no such thing as too soon

[soberscientistlife]

Elon is a punk!

[senso1954]

when a film or tv show takes place somewhere where you have been, it is your sacred duty as viewer to say “i’ve been there” every time you recognize a place

[cuarthol]

When a film or TV show claims to take place somewhere but you been there and it is your sacred duty as a view to say “no the hell that is not there.”

[bim-mba]

Petition to DC to add the little bat ears to the speech bubble everytime someone imitates Batman

[bumblebeebats]

So my latest obsession is apparently the official twitter for the US Consumer Product Safety Commission, which is about half recall announcements for various shitty amazon products and half…..memes? pseudo-memes?? works of surrealist art??? what do i even call these

Whoever made these is either a random middle-aged government worker who’s spent enough time with Young Internet People to be at least 60% sure what a meme is or a Gen Z artistic genius and i can’t decide which

[ectojammer-deactivated20170613]

Oh, woe is me!  To be transformed, transmogrified, shapeshifted, bewitched, and bemoaned!  To be naught but a gourd!

[coughloop]

[calellon]

i'm sorry we've fallen out touch it's just that i've been in a very bad spot mentally (2011-present)

[toskarin]

she got that plot significant pussy has me like hm might need this later

[nflstreet]

[ratfuck]

smooshing my penid flat with a rolling pin

[coughloop]

SERIOUSLY GUYS DONT DO THIS

I know it sounds fun but Your penid will be smooshed flat

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[corporation-cats]

[jurynullification]

its like. thats his truck and hes ordering from a drive through at 12am

[tulpa2-deactivated20191122]

chicken samwich and scratch my butt please.

[catsbeaversandducks]

Cat mute for euphonium.

Video/caption/photo by Kazuhiro Tsukimura

[best-friend-of-worms]

This?????? Is so????? Cute?????????

[theoneandonlyyeti]

@manadonthavetumblyshhh

[lavender-lily]