[curantolite]

This is a two-part statement: 1. Happy Pride month, y'all! 2. i’m sorry

[maryfitzroy]

it’s been four slutty, slutty years…happy mike pence fucked a horse day everyone

[maryfitzroy]

shoutout to this pornbot

[comparative-irrelevance]

Might remake. Send me a dm or like/reply to this post if you want the new url

[comparative-irrelevance]

Will send link to new blog when I remake. Have not forgotten, just taking a long time. Comment or like if you want the link and haven’t already asked for it.

[filmnoirsbian]

not really a shameful crush but my mom wouldn’t let me have any dolls as a child and so when she wasn’t around i’d take joseph and one of the three kings and make them act out various romantic and sexual scenes until one day i was too rough and joseph’s porcelain head shattered

anyways i’m asexual now

Girl you killed him.

[comparative-irrelevance]

Might remake. Send me a dm or like/reply to this post if you want the new url

[comparative-irrelevance]

Might remake. Send me a dm or like/reply to this post if you want the new url

[adeshua]

William Eggleston, Untitled, c. 1970–1973

[raychleadele]

Let’s plant a garden.

🌻 Add some cute flowers!

🍄 How about a fungus?

🌳 Plant a tree!

🌿 We need some greenery.

🌷 Another cute flower, but pink.

🪨 Contribute to the rock garden.

🌹 Yet more cute flowers, but red this time.

🌞 All these plants need some sunshine.

🌧️ And water of course!

🐝 Get some pollinators in here!

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2023

Great job everybody! This garden is looking beautiful!

[random-jot]

Message from the garden

[postoctobrist]

Being autistic on the bus sucks because it's noisy, smelly, cramped, bumpy, you get sick... but! It's very cool that it goes the same route every time

correct

[d0gg-rr4tt3zz]

it is a little strange to me when people who are non-christian religious claim that christianity is impossible to rehabilitate. like i say shit like that because im an atheist, but if you're practicing yourself then that's not sound logic. religion is religion

[comparative-irrelevance]

#very funny to hear from religions with multiple current theocracies well known for rampant human rights abuses #like cmon. you are obviously not better

[marthajefferson]

Lighthouse and its keeper, by Jean Guichard

In 1989 a tempest raged for days on the West coast of Brittany –one of the most dangerous seas in Europe with frequent violent storms, huge waves and strong currents. A photographer, Jean Guichard hired a helicopter to take aerial pictures of the storm despite extremely dangerous flying conditions. The helicopter made it to the lighthouse La Jument and hovered around to take shots of the waves pounding the lighthouse. Inside the tower, the keeper Théodore Malgorn heard the helicopter and went downstairs to see what was going on. At that very moment, a giant wave rose over the rear of the lighthouse and Guichard took his shots as the wave smashed against the tower. Théodore Malgorn, suddenly realising that a giant wave was about to engulf the structure, rushed back inside just in time to save his life. In an interview he said: “If I had been a little further away from the door, I would not have made it back into the tower. And I would be dead today. You cannot play with the sea.” Jean Guichard’s 1989 dramatic storm photo shots became an instant hit and earned him the 2nd place in the 1991 World Press Photo award. (more)

[grimeclown]

HARRY DU BOIS IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER???? I thought everyone was posting about that person from My Chemical Romance

This is so fucking funny I don’t even know enough abt my chemical romance to know what you’re talking about

[grimeclown]

Wait do you mean Harry Styles???? Do you think Harry Styles was in My Chemical Romance?????

[escuerzoresucitado]

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[chibi-blue-scapula]

Is that Daniel Radcliffe

[transheadcrab]

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

[khamingbird-blog]

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

[transheadcrab]

th

the what

[transheadcrab]

EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD

[punkrorschach]

This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.

Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.

[transheadcrab]

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

[bomberqueen17]

oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.

His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs. 

This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.

Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.

So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”

“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”

[antiocheanism]

happy international workers day to the cranberry bog spiders

[indigobluerose]

I want any cranberry farmers reading this to know, really truly know, that “are you cool with spiders” is not a specific enough question for this situation.

[postoctobrist]

how did you even get into kink?

I think I may legitimately have just been born to do it. I think I was throwing all those games of cops and robbers just to get arrested as a kid for ulterior reasons