OH LEEROY,

We're Krystal & Emily. Our life revolves around these dumb asses.

[byjove]

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

[roo-tee-ah-deactivated20160720]

“you’re probably two days old”,

[broknehome]

IM CRYIN YOURE PROBABLY TWO DAYS OLD I LOVE THIS

[weloveshortvideos]

[psyducked]

I want to die

[unclefather]

i think what makes it worse is that there is absolutely no music or anything, instead we have to listen to 30 seconds of this person breathing heavily through their mouth and kissing noises and i think that is sick and unacceptable 

[complainiam]

is this child porn or....?

[deadasszarrie-deactivated201704]

physically im fine, emotionally i’m bruised

[miniangel]

[thechamberofsecrets]

I need niall to fuck me. Honestly

[louserz]

California State Board: Harry we noticed you like to spit water into crowds during your concerts

Harry: With all the love, yes. 

California State Board: We were wondering if you could maybe…. aim for their mouths. We’re in a drought. 

Harry: 

Harry: Mama Bird has received your message, over. 

[complainiam]

[complainiam]

[complainiam]

[complainiam]

[glossymuse]

[adoreliam]

wonderstrvcked:

SUCH DISRESPECT

In all these years they all grew foreheads

[moriartythetease]

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.

[persinetteinthetower]

I love it!

[copperbadge]

And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…

[pinejaysong]

#more witch-centric lesbian fairytale rom-coms#….a sentence I never thought I’d type

[new-r-0mantics-deactivated20171]

Freshman Vs. Senior Year

[zaynmalikeatsass-deactivated201]

it 2015, zayn left, louis & niall are single n wild as hell every night, liam is in a serious relationship w/ someone that AINT greenbeans, and harry is the most lowkey out of the whole band who knew it would end up like this

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

this is so amazing

[pxeticarts-deactivated20151215]

SHE SAID IT.

[hoymihnoy]

*whispers* if the majority of millenials vote for Bernie Sanders in the presidential election he will win by a land slide, pass it on

[macleod]

and don’t forget that republicans are dying out. literally.

this is our chance to fix the past generations mistakes

[lisafer]

If this is the plan, be sure to vote in the primaries. Have to get Sanders the nomination before we can can think about the Republicans.

[latenightowl]

here is the primaries calendar

[complainiam]

I hate to be this person, however I am a republican. However, I'm not a racist or a hypocrite. I am a 20 year old, who believes in same sex marriage, and pro choice. I however have economic views that are conservative, but I am also a human being. Just because someone is republican doesn't mean they are satin. It's hurts that the tumblr community would even consider that. We as a new generation need to remember that the economy is and can still be an issue, and there are other things, that are problems.. not just social issues. Presidents are supposed to take care of foreign affairs, that is their main priority, we have forgotten that. Congress makes most of the passing laws. If there is a republican in office congress is mostly democratic and vise versa.. Think about how the country works. It's not as simple as we all think.